You Guys, It's Lars

.... A girl named Lars. I like happy endings, champagne, Ben Linus, and wearing chucks to fancy events. I'm a Tumblr old with a partner and kids.INFP. Sanguine. Pictures of Me Personal Posts Overwhelmed? Start with my faves

[killerinstinctgold]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

help while I was out this stranger came up to me and asked "you're a (mother's maiden name), aren't you?" and when I was like?? yes??? she said "you all look the same"

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

getting profiled in a pottery studio...this is 30

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Rolan ✨

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[transcendingirl]

Christoph Steinbrenner/Rainer Dempf, "Delete!" (06.2005, Vienna)

[iwantmorelife]

Images description. A series of city streets seen from different angles. On every surface where an ad might appear, there is instead a blank sign with only the color yellow. The signs are in shop windows, covering hanging restaurant signs, hanging as banners over the street, and more. The same shade of yellow is used for all the signs. Pedestrians and cars are passing through the streets, some looking at the yellow, others going about their day. End description.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[sreegs]

on it 🫡

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[making-you-in-mtg]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[empire-of-light]

Ryland Grace teaching his human students about sound and his eridian students about light

[yesterdaysprint]

The Idaho Statesman, Boise, October 23, 1912

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[meret118]

[itslarsyouguys]

Still find it funny that my 4 year old's best friend looks EXACTLY like her brother

And he wants a little brother so bad that he's imprinted on the kid too

[cloevr]

[someone123457806]

I wish ceramics was a required course for school so we would have more creations like this

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[cryptixotic]

the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !