Jeremy Usborne

"I'm a motherfucker. That's literally what I am." RP blog for Jeremy Usborne of Peep Show. Cracky AF. Sideblog of iamhamishwatsonholmes

[onlybloodypeepshow]

Series 5, Episode 4: ‘Jeremy’s Mummmy’

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S07 E01 - St. Hospital’s

[happy-watching]

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S04 E02 - Conference

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S05 E01 - Burgling

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S08 E04 - Big Mad Andy

[chocolate-homunculus]

thegovernmentsdaughter‌:

“Yes, right. Of course. How silly of me. The answer to Brexit is cake. Obviously.”

“Look, all I’m saying is your dad’s a bit of  a wanker when he’s hungry, yeah? So it’s  really no wonder the whole country’s going  to shit.”

[sarahnesthetic]

[chocolate-homunculus]

@thegovernmentsdaughter

“Honestly, I wouldn’t worry about it,  just give him a piece of cake and  he’ll forget all about it. Trust me.”

[chocolate-homunculus]

open

“You haven’t seen a snake around here, have you?”

[chocolate-homunculus]

Open:

“What do you mean ‘have I finished reading Mr. Nice yet’ -- of course I have.”

“I mean -- at one point, probably. I can’t really be sure because I usually read it when I’m high, and when I do that I usually just pick a random page and read from there -- but sure, all in all, I must have finished reading Mr. Nice.”

[chocolate-homunculus]

Open:

“Oh, sure -- the moon landing really did happen. Hey, did I tell you -- planet earth is also made of pizza and my mum’s a fucking kangaroo.”

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[jonathanscreek]

[spinmidnight]

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[youjezzedit]