Just had the weirdest Grindr hookup ever. First off, he looked nothing like his pictures, I mean he was fucking ripped but his face looked way different than his pics, like he said they were pretty old, but like bro you could have mentioned the huge horned golden mask before I got there, it wouldn't have been a huge deal, like a bit of a butterface but like I kinda like that in a guy! Anyway, I get there (getting to his place was a nightmareeeee btw) and he comes down to let me into his building and he is like already fucking shirtless, no shoes, and basically just underwear. Idk, it was super fucking hot in his place but still it was like kinda a crazy move imo, like damn, you're just letting it all hang out huh? So like then we go inside and like he's saying all this weird shit that makes no goddamn sense, and like he's got this insane project that's taking up like his whole fucking apartment and he just keeeeeeps telling me to "come, look upon" it, so then I'm like ohhhh he's been smoking tina, this is starting to make sense, but like, apparently fucking not! Apparently he was tapping into the heart of a long dead god??? Like girl, at that point, just pretend you've been doimg tina, y'know, like that raises far far far fewer questions than the whole dead god thing. But it seems like he doesn't get out much so like idk, I'll give him some grace on that, I get it. But what I WON'T give him grace for is him calling me by what I'm guessing was his ex's name????? Like????????? Hello????????????? He even called me a bunch of really specific pet names which was somehow weirder than the being called his ex's actual name. All in all, it was just so insane, like by far the weirdest hookup I've ever fucking had, and I've sure had some weird ones. But honestly, and I hate to say it, if I get horny enough I can see myself going back there, cuz, uh, well, ladies... He was hung like a fucking horse soooooooooooooo
