Stranger Things
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes
@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Origami Around
Claire Keane
ellievsbear
roma★
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz
blake kathryn
trying on a metaphor
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@woodsywizard
Hi I’m Bug (he/they) and I like bugs and I’m a wizard. The epic purple shadow PFP was done by @unclewarwick !!
I write a wizard story very haphazardly every now and then, about some guy. I also hand sew a LOT for fun, usually weird obscure clothing.
I also now have a sideblog about aquatic insects, @aquatic-insects-enthousiast
Do spells with me 🫱
monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.
monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.
monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck
#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue
hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?
Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.
Giant African land snails are (as far as I know) the only invasive species in the US that poses risks to all three categories of environmental damage, human health, AND structural damage--because they will eat stucco and plaster in their hunt for calcium.
Of course I don't blame the snails for this, they are just doing their snail thing and it's not their fault we introduced them to a new place where there's lots of delicious native vegetation and building materials to devour. But if bones are not available they WILL eat your house.
Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape
you can only do this career for the rest of your life
https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq
How are things going?
Great! A job I actually enjoy!
okay. I can put up with this
bad but not terrible
terrible
I don't work/results
(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)
“Owning the liberals” yeah I bet you’d like to own someone
ahh shit i just got a heroic call to adventure alert on my phone. the fairies found some rube to wield their goddamn magic broadsword i guess. great. there goes my weekend
[to the tune of the activia commercials] ✨ biphobia ✨
and also just straight up misogyny
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
and now, the birds
Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus
Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius
hoo boy, ok *out of breath*
GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!
this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render
speaking of obnoxious coverts:
bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata
the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it
Madam....
birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female
pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr
*melts into goo*
BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus
genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??
nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)
in other news, I am losing my sanity hairline
this kingdom is going to shit man
An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart
people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it
horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.
this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw
Another problem is people think they KNOW classic horror films because they have seen it mentioned in pop culture references in shows and other movies. Those are not replacements for actually sitting down and watching that horror movie.
tiktoks with vine energy pt. 13
Fascin8ing and very normal things happening on terf tum8lr
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the AI bros are always trying to install in us this fear of falling behind and being abandoned by society if we won't start using AI, and let me just say - men have been telling me I'll "end up alone with seven cats if I don't give them a chance" for AGES. I can smell the barely hidden desperation underneath that axe body spray like a shark, and boy am I about to make you cry from frustration
the legendary DMX and his orchid growing hobby.
they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine
