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Call me Alice | 25 | she/her | pansexual cryptid of the north Just some more trash for the polluted river that is the internet. Don't expect that much activity but here I am anyway!

[hollowboobtheory]

this has gotta be the most perfectly shot and paced house tour I've ever seen

[flipocrite]

[gendermeh]

[chocolatellamadragons]

I thought it was some sort of art installation at first why does the bathroom look like it's made of flesh? Why the meat aesthetic, please?

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

fuck it remaking the poll hi

the best option ever

yea its good :)

i mean i guess its okay

ehh

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJan 12

[lumsel]

oh uh. ok.

[ecto-hazard]

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

How do you feel?

wrathful

mortified

miserable

annoyed

accustomed

validated

freed

euphoric

you dont.

Voting ended onMar 1, 2025

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[scretladyspider]

Tonight!!!

[mika-meowz]

TONIGHT!

[fandom]

TONIGHT!

[luxion912]

TONIGHT

[moniquill]

[pitchburgh]

My beef with the premise behind "The Purge" is that it's not laws stopping people from killing each other in the streets - it's kinda just the default human experience to not want to hurt anyone. We succeeded as a species because we're generally decent at getting along with each other. The average, well-adjusted human has no desire to inflict undeserved harm.

We do, however, hate rules, so we'd probably still get a little wild in less harmful ways.

so all "crime" is legal for 24 hours. what are you ACTUALLY gonna do? (if multiple, pick your favorite)

enjoy and/or distribute a controlled substance

piracy or shoplifting (steal something small)

heist (steal something big)

play us the song of your people (big loud block party)

explore forbidden area (trespassing)

whip it out (public nudity baybee)

bet on the results of this poll (or other illicit gambling)

decorate or perhaps just break stuff (graffiti/vandalism)

unspeakable acts (visit mattress store and rip off all the "do not remove" tags)

⚔️ (open carry a sword or a dildo or another cool weapon)

Voting ended onAug 6, 2024

No "none," you're a hardened criminal now. Please feel free to share more details of your heinous (victimless) acts in comments or tags 😎

[chocolatellamadragons]

I am gonna explore so much urban like you would not BELIEVE

[zuzsenpai]

Happy 10 years in the ball pit

[chocolatellamadragons]

Tumblr, stop recommending me terf posts please? 'Based on my likes' - show me where I started liking terf shit because I cannot see it. I would very much like to know so I can remove it. Considering the BS you've been doing to trans people's blogs of late this ain't a good look for you boo.

[blacktabbygames]

But it's too late now, isn't it? Some things, when honked, can never be unhonked. Everything goes dark, and you're pied.

[chocolatellamadragons]

After this you start hearing The Voice of the Goofy.

[jun-hug]

I drew cats from stardew valley :D

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[tahthetrickster]

It’s His Time…!

[random-fun-polls]

what mythical creature would you most like to have as a pet?

a dragon

a unicorn

a griffin

a phoenix

a basilisk

a chimera

a pegasus

something else (explain in the tags?)

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

reblog for larger sample size :)

[thebibliosphere]

Hypermobility is being able to massage your own shoulder blades to relieve the knots in your back without having to strain to do it.

Hypermobility is also the reason you have the knots in the first place.

It's a self-fulfilling curse. An ouroboros of connective tissue fuckery, if you will.

[daydreamers-art]

An Isometric Terraria world

[chocolatellamadragons]

Ok, the porn bots showing up to follow me is bad enough, but my ask box? Seriously? Y’all aren’t meant to be in there please leave this is not your land

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[blumineck]

For all the stealth archers out there...