hell yeah baby elvis presley

mary - 29 - she/her - trans lesbian digital artist - the cutie of online

[chocosnax]

Donate to Help Misha Replace Her Damaged Car, organized by Mikhail Zhuykov

Hi everyone! My name is Misha, and (like many people), I’m living paycheck to paych… Mikhail Zhuykov needs your support for Help Misha Repla

Hey yall! A bestie of mine needs your help!!

My friend Misha was on a roadtrip with her family and friends when her car hydroplaned going 65 off the Vermont highway. Thankfully everyone’s unharmed, but the car was completely totalled with a smashed axle and irreparably dented body. That leaves her without a car for work, and $2,000 in debt for the loan. She needs a lot of help paying off the loan so she can replace her car debt-free.

If you’re able to, please donate and share! Anything at all helps, even just spreading the word.

[caffstrink]

Word

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

no shot men hold up half the sky wtf was mao on

[airmetsierra]

When Mao said "Women hold up half the sky," it was unknown at the time what held up the other half and so was left unstated. Later, Thomas Sankara discovered that women hold up the other half as well.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[aflo]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[filmso2]

House

1977

[pukicho]

I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.

[creatorofthemind]

You laugh, but that’s the plot of hunter x hunter

[pukicho]

Okay I just watched all 144 episodes to see if you were lying and you were not lying

[cloudidoodles]

Mina

[pierogiy]

guy who says eep

[suppermariobroth]

The 2D segments of Super Mario Odyssey feature a quality-of-life mechanic common in modern platformers whereby a grace period is given to Mario after running off a ledge during which he can still jump even though he is not touching the ground, to make platforming easier. This is called "coyote time" in game development, referring to the Looney Tunes cartoons featuring Wile E. Coyote, where he would often run off a cliff but remain suspended in mid-air without falling down.

The factors governing the amount of coyote time afforded to Mario are complex and based on all manners of speed and position variables, so it is not consistent how much of it the player can expect in any given situation. The footage shows one of the most gratuitous amounts of coyote time that has been documented in the game, afforded when Mario performs a crouch-jump and grazes a ledge on the way down, whereby he is able to perform a completely physics-defying save.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: xiivler

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[librarycards]

if you’re not fat and have an ED you need to loudly support all fat people NOW especially fat comrades with eating disorders. like the only way we are getting out of this body fascist world alive is together. We abandon fat people, we fail, and everyone suffers.

[sleepsucks]

[shevr]

egg

[allygn]

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