peruse my collection of cursed items for girls

they/fae/she/it | lesbian | 29

[cephaloclod]

heyo girls and guns im ave (ayv/āv) but also you can call me avenue or Thalia or Cephala or whatever

18+ and i suppose ill be posting weird pervert things, sorry

ask me about my cursed item collection or try and snatch a piece from my hoard if you're feeling brave and stupid!

WARNING:

i like boobs a lot

i like dragons a lot

i like elves/The Fae a lot

i like slimegirls a lot

i like computer/robotgirls a lot

i like being plural a lot

i like being a trans lesbian a lot

i like being an asexual pervert a lot

i like being forklift certified a lot

i like cute girls a lot

i like plants a lot

i like being annoying for attention a lot

i like roleplaying a lot

i like thinking of ideas and occurrences a lot

i like it when girls get changed a lot

i like seeing art a lot

i like complaining about things i absolutely love and/or hate a lot

i like meeting new people and making new friends a lot

ACAB + Free Palestine + BLM + Support Trans Women of Color + The US Is Evil + Sex Work is Work + I'm Not A Fan Of AI + I'm running out of ideas of things to put here...

Minors don't have to "fuck off" or anything so rude like that but do like exercise caution? i am gonna reblog and post NSFW stuff cuz im that kind of person just understand this is an environment intended for adults lol

Imagine its a haunted nature preserve, stay on the boardwalk lest a ghoul finds and flays you alive

Mutuals feel free to DM me i suppose teehee :)

[estrogen-slimegirl]

Reblob in order to turn prev into a slimegirl and like to add her to my collection that I keep into a big vat

[your-average-balor-pilot]

id be so so so cute if i was a swarm of nanites and i ate people and added them to the collective and we were all friends and yayyyy

[ace-trainer-alice]

one of the fun parts of tumblr is going through my drafts a month later and seeing if I had any good ideas in there.

you can probably learn a lot about me by what stays in my drafts.

[tamamita]

you are a sexual pervert

[doctor-nu]

[lmaonade]

drew more sweaty elf

[lmaonade]

whatever girl its midnight have a sweaty elf wip

[ventismfsblog]

[evilwetbread]

wanted to talk ab this little detail in this scene that i find Sad

ragatha’s first instinct here was to panic and brace herself for some kind of verbal backlash because of the outburst earlier. pomni didn’t even sound mad or irritated in her delivery, but ragatha’s expression still 100% reads “she must be upset with me for yelling”

whoever said that her feigned optimism is a fawn response instead of toxic positivity hit the nail Right on the head i think.

her mom must have been pretty awful

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[r-18g]

YEAH??? YEAH?????

[pavizi]

saw the digital circus finale and i really liked it so i made a tadc sona

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

you'd think the 'trying to force-plushie me' faction among my mutuals would be one of the smaller ones but it's actually surprisingly large and it's a constant battle to keep them from achieving a voting stake in the monthly board meetings.

[princessdraconic]

boss bad news some activist investor named d. ragon has bought up a lot of shares and is demanding the board hold a vote right now on the force-plushie issue

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Fish Mech by Sebastian Kings

[cephaloclod]

Its her

[salamanding]

object shaped like a person

[ace-trainer-alice]

I just think you should be more supportive. I know the two of you were really close back when it was in your party on your cursed quest to defeat me. I mean, you can see that it's clearly having a great time sitting in my lap. Generally unaware of what's going on as it finds itself incapable of stringing two thoughts together while my fingers wander playfully across its body. It used to tell me all about you back when it was in its pretending it didn't want to be here phase. You're making a weird expression now, sorry I'm not very good with faces. Are you jealous? I feel like you're jealous. Maybe the two of you should talk about this some other time. You'll have plenty of time for that after to fall to me in battle.

[ace-trainer-alice]

I just think you should be more supportive. I know the two of you were really close back when it was in your party on your cursed quest to defeat me. I mean, you can see that it's clearly having a great time sitting in my lap. Generally unaware of what's going on as it finds itself incapable of stringing two thoughts together while my fingers wander playfully across its body. It used to tell me all about you back when it was in its pretending it didn't want to be here phase. You're making a weird expression now, sorry I'm not very good with faces. Are you jealous? I feel like you're jealous. Maybe the two of you should talk about this some other time. You'll have plenty of time for that after to fall to me in battle.