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🇵🇸 فلسطيني🇵🇸 Hit 'em with the ol, double wink

[followsthesparks]

does lorde know that we all worship melodrama??? cause a) she never goes online and b) the recording academy snubbed it. it terrifies me to my very core thinking that it’s possible she has no idea that we as a society have agreed to love it forever

[internetgals]

I’m actually a moc = miskeen of colour

[curseworm]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Make sure to take extra care if you have to use public transit during the corona outbreak. [video]

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[thursdayschild79]

Evil eye (nazar) by thursdayschild79

[thenatsdorf]

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)

[balaclavabaklava2-deactivated20]

happy international women's day

[skygenders]

[rebakitt3n]

[kadywicker]

the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:

a cop

a villain who's shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they're homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn't return their feelings 😔

Dead

blink and you'll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there's 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays

[gonnamakeitbros2]

Think about this a lot

[choice-booty]

Charlie’s Angels WANTs what totally spies had

[choice-booty]

Every now and then I’ll start chaining through blogs and inevitably come across someone who seems to be stuck in 2014 tumblr

[dykemd]

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[lemonsharks]

I want this in cross stitch form and am willing and ready to pay for it

[demonius-darkblade]

[jeffreycombs]

marriage story as mickey and goofy is the funniest thing i’ve heard in the last decade (x)

[flawlessmikewazowski]

Art

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Is this the real dialogue for this scene? This is what y’all ere nutting yourselves about????