"The Name's Kooky. King Kooky."

"Welcome, everybody, ahahhaah! I'm Kooky Von Koopa, current king of the Koopa Kingdom. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, it's been kinda lonely ever since I've become the last Royal Koopa. But, now I'm leading the Koopa choir, and, I assure you things can only get more fun~" Kooky/Ludwig Von Koopa AU RP/Ask blog. Pic by XxSuperJAZZxX

[choirofkookiness]

He raises an eyebrow, but does so.

[misunderstoodkings]

After waiting for Kooky to get up, Morton snaps a claw, and in a flash they were on the beach, “It’s easier if you’re on me, than if we’re just holding hands or whatever.”

[choirofkookiness]

“Really? Huh.” He chuckles. “Well, I guess you would know, since you’re probably plenty experienced at it.”

[justanormaldad-blog]

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[theforcekeepers]

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

[saddittariusem]

so this has happened to my sister who is also a type 1 diabetic, the night ended with her having to go to emerge for the night. 

PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS YOU ARE PUTTING SOMEONES LIFE IN DANGER

[choirofkookiness]

“Well, I suppose we could do the teleporting thing, if you want to.”

[misunderstoodkings]

Morton held out his arm, “Climb on up then~”

[choirofkookiness]

He raises an eyebrow, but does so.

[choirofkookiness]

“Sounds pretty good. Alright, I’ll have my main Koopa Airship take us to the nearest beach.”

[misunderstoodkings]

“We could do that…or I could just teleport us there. I guess it depends on how long the airship takes, and what we could do along the way~”

[choirofkookiness]

“Well, I suppose we could do the teleporting thing, if you want to.”

[choirofkookiness]

"Hello Ludwig....?" The koopa said as he saw his brother.

“Oh, joy. Another alternate of Jr. has arrived. However will I contain my utter excitement...?” He asks sarcastically.

[choirofkookiness]

“Yeah, that sounds good. I guess I just usually go kinda fast with these kinds of things. I suppose that just comes with being an overly amorous, and overly sexual king. But, anyways, got any kind of family activity in mind?”

[misunderstoodkings]

“I’ve been trying to work on that…I’ve always wanted to be more of a romantic, rather than some sort of sex fiend.” He tapped his chin with a claw, “Picnic on the beach and some volleyball or something?”

[choirofkookiness]

“Sounds pretty good. Alright, I’ll have my main Koopa Airship take us to the nearest beach.”

[choirofkookiness]

“Well, I guess I’ve just managed to find a way to decently pull it off. 

…But, really, my offer still stands if you want~ Unless, you wanna just try regular family stuff for the moment. In that case, that’s fine with me too.”

[misunderstoodkings]

“How about family stuff first, then that stuff later? We could even go on a date or something.”

[choirofkookiness]

“Yeah, that sounds good. I guess I just usually go kinda fast with these kinds of things. I suppose that just comes with being an overly amorous, and overly sexual king. But, anyways, got any kind of family activity in mind?”

[choirofkookiness]

“Eh, let’s just forget about technicalities. And, I bet part of the reason he’s that way, is because he still has everything. Me? Well, as much fun as it is to be king, I had to walk a few too many miles to get there. Though, truth be told? I barely regret blowing up BJ…”

[misunderstoodkings]

“At least you didn’t kill your own parents in cold blood in order to create the throne on which you now sit…” Morton crossed his arms, “I gave up on being a ruler long ago…just not worth it.”

[choirofkookiness]

“Well, I guess I’ve just managed to find a way to decently pull it off. 

...But, really, my offer still stands if you want~ Unless, you wanna just try regular family stuff for the moment. In that case, that’s fine with me too.”

[choirofkookiness]

He chuckles. “Well, I don’t know about just for you, but, you are my grampy, and, it would be a good thing-and fun for both of us-if I helped make you happy~ …Besides, aside from alternates, and kids I’ve had from sex partners, you’re really the only biological family I have left.”

[misunderstoodkings]

“Technically even then I’m an alternate of your grandfather…the Ludwig back home would never want to do anything like that with me~” Morton smiled, “I’m happy just having you around~”

[choirofkookiness]

“Eh, let’s just forget about technicalities. And, I bet part of the reason he’s that way, is because he still has everything. Me? Well, as much fun as it is to be king, I had to walk a few too many miles to get there. Though, truth be told? I barely regret blowing up BJ...”

[choirofkookiness]

“Oh, various things, including various hedonistic and sexual pleasures.

…Which I’d be more than willing to share with my grandpa, if he wants~”

[misunderstoodkings]

Well that was a tad out of nowhere, “Did you come back just to do the nasty with me? Not that I’m complaining~”

[choirofkookiness]

He chuckles. “Well, I don’t know about just for you, but, you are my grampy, and, it would be a good thing-and fun for both of us-if I helped make you happy~ ...Besides, aside from alternates, and kids I’ve had from sex partners, you’re really the only biological family I have left.”

[choirofkookiness]

“Well, I’m here now~ What’ve you been up to lately?”

[misunderstoodkings]

“Loneliness and heartbreak mostly…

What about you?”

[choirofkookiness]

“Oh, various things, including various hedonistic and sexual pleasures.

...Which I’d be more than willing to share with my grandpa, if he wants~”

[misunderstoodkings]

choirofkookiness replied to your post:“Laaaaaaame.”

“What’s lame, Grampy?”

“Just a prank not working~

Kooky~ Haven’t seen you in ages.”

[choirofkookiness]

“Well, I’m here now~ What’ve you been up to lately?”

[krxzykoopas-deactivated20150613]

choirofkookiness

“Woah! I thought you were my brother for a second there!”

[choirofkookiness]

He chuckles. “Well, technically, I am, but, not the variation of him native to your own universe. Name’s Kooky. King Kooky. I could go into details about how I got the title, but, I won’t. Let’s just say, I’ve done things I’m not entirely that proud of.”

[krxzykoopas-deactivated20150613]

“Huh, that’s some deep things.

              So, uh… King Kooky, what are you doing here?

[choirofkookiness]

He shrugs. “Exploring the multiverse mostly, I guess. I mean, sometimes home’s just a pain to deal with.”

[krxzykoopas-deactivated20150613]

choirofkookiness

“Woah! I thought you were my brother for a second there!”

[choirofkookiness]

He chuckles. “Well, technically, I am, but, not the variation of him native to your own universe. Name’s Kooky. King Kooky. I could go into details about how I got the title, but, I won’t. Let’s just say, I’ve done things I’m not entirely that proud of.”

[choirofkookiness]

"Ain't ya a another of Bowser's lil' brats?" the ignorant king asked.

“Am I his son? Yes. Little? I think I’ve grown some. Brats? A bit insulting, isn’t it? “

“Also, plural? ...” He simply grins toothily. “I’m actually his last surviving heir in my universe~”

[heroicyoshi]

Kooky snrks at the Yoshi's current state. "Well, this is definitely amusing~"

“It’s not funny! Don’t think i don’t see your smirk..”

[choirofkookiness]

“Are you kidding? It’s freaking hilarious! And, what do I even call you now? Yoshitaro, maybe~? Yoshiham~?”