A Collection.

(kaly) I write sometimes, and sketch a little.

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

why is this in my notes

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

some of you didn't show up for the orientation programme when we arrived on this planet and it shows

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

I am regretting not working out more- now, when I am trying to carry 10 kilos of rice home with the upper body strength of a cheeto, now I regret not being hench. How does it feel now idiot brain

[itsnotmydreamdaditsyours]

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

I watched Everything Everywhere All at Once and all I could think of when this scene came on was world heritage post by @itsnotmydreamdaditsyours

Anyway. I loved it.

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

I think the best milestone of being an adult, however long it takes or how hard it is (thank u, eternally fracked-up housing market and thank u boomers), is having your own kitchen (rented, bought, or otherwise). Like, this is the place you make your Sustenance. You can keep it organized, or a replica of the Labyrinth's Junk Lady's cart of stuff. This is your place to experiment, or make the same old dish every friday night because you love it. It doesn't matter how big or small it is, or how well equipped it is. This is a place for nourishment. This is a place to pretend to be a Bog witch. I can keep my Spices here and also my bag of avocados that I paid too much for and are now probably overripe but I'm too scared to check.

I'm happy, and lucky to have one. I hope you all feel the same joy and peace real soon, and I hope it lasts forever.

Goodnight doodieheads (affectionate) but if anyone leaves unwashed dishes in my empty sink I will hunt you down (not affectionate)

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

what if the valak turned up to haunt the derry girls

cut to michelle swinging her around by the habit like a lasso

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

snoot hehe

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

My toxic trait is getting the Urge to give myself Bangs and then resisting the Urge for weeks and then caving and cutting my hair over the bathroom sink and staring at myself in the mirror like a haunted Male Protagonist of a Serious Movie

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

and then I look like that one hamster with the microbangs for weeks

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

My toxic trait is getting the Urge to give myself Bangs and then resisting the Urge for weeks and then caving and cutting my hair over the bathroom sink and staring at myself in the mirror like a haunted Male Protagonist of a Serious Movie

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

did we really have those roxy pencil cases as big as pillows back in school or was it just a fever dream

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

from now on im just gonna quote memes. no image just word. if u get it u get it. goblin cat eating salad

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i keep forgetting the sky does that

[cant-beelieve-it]

melts?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

basically yeah, just in very slow motion

time-lapse photography needs to stop teaching me things my psyche is a frail and stuttering sandcastle unwoven by the tides

[weaselle]

that’s the view as the sun pulls us through space like this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

PLEASE STOP TEACHING ME THINGS I IMPLORE YOU

[foispan-deactivated20240228]

es a Nap meg ugy megy korbe a Tejut kozeppontja korul, mint korhintan a pacik

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my translation app did a thing

[nightmareeyest]

Hi, Hungarian here. They’re saying “and the Sun is going around the center of the Milky way like the horsies on the merry-go-round”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is DELIGHTFUL information I thank you

[livinglights]

A NASA scientist has revealed the mind-blowing time scale of the dinosaurs, with a stunning animation showing Earth at the opposite side of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…tumblr keep teaching me things

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

its a quack-son

[beersforfears-blog]

a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

[s7eep]

[madddscience]

Me immediately before and after sending an important email

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

first time in manchester (im not from the uk) and i thought everyone really liked my chemical romance

[downton-not-downtown-smh]

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

[judasconcrete-deactivated202306]

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

[sprachgefuehle]

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

[hearteyedraccoon]

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

[dichterfuerstin]

Don Blorbo from my opera

[toomanystoryideas]

błórbżo from my polish poetry

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

my neighbour blorboro

[movedto-prncss-peach]

Is it worth it to still be on tumblr?

no but where else we gonna go

[racoonsinatrenchcoat]

clowns belong in circus 😔