[chompedbonez]

. . what is it man .ᐣ

more in depth info + other stuff below .ᐟ

november 9th. a homosexual that came to terms with it after the fake relationship with sylvia. ⚘ the calmest they’ve been.

this portrayal has adhd and borderline personality disorder. along with physical, medical attributes from multiple traumatic brain injuries ( TBI’s ) such as a varying level of nosebleeds. short—term memory loss. headaches / migraines. you get it.

ooc milk man is my non—rp tag. main account is @chompedt33th . * 🥛 all follow backs and likes happen there.

dw notebook tag is his emotional journey + random information notebook. ask for smokes? is when he answers from box.

you can put as many questions / silly shit / rp starters / whatever, into the box as you want, WHENEVER YOU WANT .ᐟ

☆ DALLAS’S DOG ENCYCLOPEDIA LINK.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

…okay, so she reacted different. what does that mean? was one of those her ignorin’ what ya said?

[chompedbonez]

if she was ignorin’ the statement, she wouldn’t react period n’ stay neutral. what this * does tell us is that “ vet ” itself in english is taken as a negative. — i’ll do more detective work about it later.

[the-johnny-cakes]

huh, alright. 's cool how ya know so much about the way she's thinkin'. y'all can have real conversations

[chompedbonez]

well, a lot of the emotion is squished onto that lil’ face; plain as day. — a few of those conversations get real long.

[the-johnny-cakes]

probably plainer to you than most people but yeah, get what ya mean. course they do with you two (laughs)

[chompedbonez]

signin’ her up for the debate team asap.

[the-johnny-cakes]

she’d be great at that

[chompedbonez]

probably won’t eva’ win, but will never lose either. or those conditional winnings when the other person gives up. * ( <\3 )

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

…okay, so she reacted different. what does that mean? was one of those her ignorin’ what ya said?

[chompedbonez]

if she was ignorin’ the statement, she wouldn’t react period n’ stay neutral. what this * does tell us is that “ vet ” itself in english is taken as a negative. — i’ll do more detective work about it later.

[the-johnny-cakes]

huh, alright. 's cool how ya know so much about the way she's thinkin'. y'all can have real conversations

[chompedbonez]

well, a lot of the emotion is squished onto that lil’ face; plain as day. — a few of those conversations get real long.

[the-johnny-cakes]

probably plainer to you than most people but yeah, get what ya mean. course they do with you two (laughs)

[chompedbonez]

signin’ her up for the debate team asap.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

…okay, so she reacted different. what does that mean? was one of those her ignorin’ what ya said?

[chompedbonez]

if she was ignorin’ the statement, she wouldn’t react period n’ stay neutral. what this * does tell us is that “ vet ” itself in english is taken as a negative. — i’ll do more detective work about it later.

[the-johnny-cakes]

huh, alright. 's cool how ya know so much about the way she's thinkin'. y'all can have real conversations

[chompedbonez]

well, a lot of the emotion is squished onto that lil’ face; plain as day. — a few of those conversations get real long.

[theyoungestofthethree]

@the-johnny-cakes @chompedbonez

Saw this and thought it might make y’all laugh

[chompedbonez]

ehehehehe * ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ◍)

[theyoungestofthethree]

You ever had Hazel do that to ya? What’s the word—false alarm? False positive? No, that ain’t it. Whatever the word is

[chompedbonez]

YES. she did it in the middle of the night. over precautionary pup.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

…okay, so she reacted different. what does that mean? was one of those her ignorin’ what ya said?

[chompedbonez]

if she was ignorin’ the statement, she wouldn’t react period n’ stay neutral. what this * does tell us is that “ vet ” itself in english is taken as a negative. — i’ll do more detective work about it later.

[theyoungestofthethree]

@the-johnny-cakes @chompedbonez

Saw this and thought it might make y’all laugh

[chompedbonez]

ehehehehe * ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ◍)

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aww, course she does. she’s real smart, ain’t ya hazel?

[chompedbonez]

( hazelnut barks as an answer, one paw lifted upwards and pressing against dal’s cheek. ) so smart that she knows it’s time fer’ the “ blue ice ” bottle.

[the-johnny-cakes]

real impressive that ya taught her everythin' by yourself

[chompedbonez]

( she’s glaring; he nods and heads to the couch. a bottle is pulled from the bag, top pushed off with his thumb. ) maybe not everythin’. her momma and her pops gave her a few life lessons.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well yeah, course. more meant her bein' a service dog and all

[chompedbonez]

that was a trip. an’ it even made her a bilingual dog. however, she suddenly and suspiciously loses understandin’ of the word vet. ( taking the meds and poking at her snout. )

[the-johnny-cakes]

prolly does that on purpose (laughs)

[chompedbonez]

it’s totally on purpose! but no memory lapses can stop the vet visit.

[the-johnny-cakes]

unfortunately for hazel

[chompedbonez]

she gets along fine with the vet; well behaved durin’ check-ups. can have a lil’ treat. maybe it’s the word itself?

[the-johnny-cakes]

dunno why it’d be the word - doesn’t make much sense

[chompedbonez]

it also doesn’t hurt to test it, because i can always use a different word fer’ this.

[the-johnny-cakes]

but if she's doin' it on purpose wouldn't it be the same even with a different word?

[chompedbonez]

let’s find out. — we are goin’ to the vet. ( hazelnut’s ears start to droop. ) ..vamos ao veterinário. ( her ears perk back up, smile squishing her face. )

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aww, course she does. she’s real smart, ain’t ya hazel?

[chompedbonez]

( hazelnut barks as an answer, one paw lifted upwards and pressing against dal’s cheek. ) so smart that she knows it’s time fer’ the “ blue ice ” bottle.

[the-johnny-cakes]

real impressive that ya taught her everythin' by yourself

[chompedbonez]

( she’s glaring; he nods and heads to the couch. a bottle is pulled from the bag, top pushed off with his thumb. ) maybe not everythin’. her momma and her pops gave her a few life lessons.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well yeah, course. more meant her bein' a service dog and all

[chompedbonez]

that was a trip. an’ it even made her a bilingual dog. however, she suddenly and suspiciously loses understandin’ of the word vet. ( taking the meds and poking at her snout. )

[the-johnny-cakes]

prolly does that on purpose (laughs)

[chompedbonez]

it’s totally on purpose! but no memory lapses can stop the vet visit.

[the-johnny-cakes]

unfortunately for hazel

[chompedbonez]

she gets along fine with the vet; well behaved durin’ check-ups. can have a lil’ treat. maybe it’s the word itself?

[the-johnny-cakes]

dunno why it’d be the word - doesn’t make much sense

[chompedbonez]

it also doesn’t hurt to test it, because i can always use a different word fer’ this.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aww, course she does. she’s real smart, ain’t ya hazel?

[chompedbonez]

( hazelnut barks as an answer, one paw lifted upwards and pressing against dal’s cheek. ) so smart that she knows it’s time fer’ the “ blue ice ” bottle.

[the-johnny-cakes]

real impressive that ya taught her everythin' by yourself

[chompedbonez]

( she’s glaring; he nods and heads to the couch. a bottle is pulled from the bag, top pushed off with his thumb. ) maybe not everythin’. her momma and her pops gave her a few life lessons.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well yeah, course. more meant her bein' a service dog and all

[chompedbonez]

that was a trip. an’ it even made her a bilingual dog. however, she suddenly and suspiciously loses understandin’ of the word vet. ( taking the meds and poking at her snout. )

[the-johnny-cakes]

prolly does that on purpose (laughs)

[chompedbonez]

it’s totally on purpose! but no memory lapses can stop the vet visit.

[the-johnny-cakes]

unfortunately for hazel

[chompedbonez]

she gets along fine with the vet; well behaved durin’ check-ups. can have a lil’ treat. maybe it’s the word itself?

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aww, course she does. she’s real smart, ain’t ya hazel?

[chompedbonez]

( hazelnut barks as an answer, one paw lifted upwards and pressing against dal’s cheek. ) so smart that she knows it’s time fer’ the “ blue ice ” bottle.

[the-johnny-cakes]

real impressive that ya taught her everythin' by yourself

[chompedbonez]

( she’s glaring; he nods and heads to the couch. a bottle is pulled from the bag, top pushed off with his thumb. ) maybe not everythin’. her momma and her pops gave her a few life lessons.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well yeah, course. more meant her bein' a service dog and all

[chompedbonez]

that was a trip. an’ it even made her a bilingual dog. however, she suddenly and suspiciously loses understandin’ of the word vet. ( taking the meds and poking at her snout. )

[the-johnny-cakes]

prolly does that on purpose (laughs)

[chompedbonez]

it’s totally on purpose! but no memory lapses can stop the vet visit.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aww, course she does. she’s real smart, ain’t ya hazel?

[chompedbonez]

( hazelnut barks as an answer, one paw lifted upwards and pressing against dal’s cheek. ) so smart that she knows it’s time fer’ the “ blue ice ” bottle.

[the-johnny-cakes]

real impressive that ya taught her everythin' by yourself

[chompedbonez]

( she’s glaring; he nods and heads to the couch. a bottle is pulled from the bag, top pushed off with his thumb. ) maybe not everythin’. her momma and her pops gave her a few life lessons.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well yeah, course. more meant her bein' a service dog and all

[chompedbonez]

that was a trip. an’ it even made her a bilingual dog. however, she suddenly and suspiciously loses understandin’ of the word vet. ( taking the meds and poking at her snout. )

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aww, course she does. she’s real smart, ain’t ya hazel?

[chompedbonez]

( hazelnut barks as an answer, one paw lifted upwards and pressing against dal’s cheek. ) so smart that she knows it’s time fer’ the “ blue ice ” bottle.

[the-johnny-cakes]

real impressive that ya taught her everythin' by yourself

[chompedbonez]

( she’s glaring; he nods and heads to the couch. a bottle is pulled from the bag, top pushed off with his thumb. ) maybe not everythin’. her momma and her pops gave her a few life lessons.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aww, course she does. she’s real smart, ain’t ya hazel?

[chompedbonez]

( hazelnut barks as an answer, one paw lifted upwards and pressing against dal’s cheek. ) so smart that she knows it’s time fer’ the “ blue ice ” bottle.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[the-johnny-cakes]

i dunno, seems like she’s growin’ real fast. guess i don’t see her everyday like ya do so ’s more noticeable

[chompedbonez]

( lifting her up. the service vest adds more, but she’s definitely gotten bigger than her baby self. tail wagging. ) got the same marbles rollin’ around in there.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.

[the-johnny-cakes]

that’s fair. just the first way i thought of it. and i know you’re gonna be pickin’ her up even when she’s full grown

[chompedbonez]

see that’ll be me carrying a couch all the time— ( looking behind him. hazel’s laying against his leg and staring back. ) well. actually, at this rate, that might be a really long while.

[chompedbonez]

think hazel and axle have gotta meet soon. should be good friends -@the-johnny-cakes

THEY SHOULD!!

[the-johnny-cakes]

yeah, glad you’re excited ‘bout it

[chompedbonez]

why wouldn’t i be?

[the-johnny-cakes]

gotta agree ’s pretty excitin’

[chompedbonez]

yes yes!! let the babies touch noses or somethin’. hopefully this time, she won’t get licked away when meetin’ another.

[the-johnny-cakes]

well hazel ain’t so tiny anymore so that’s harder to do. should be alright

[chompedbonez]

harder yeah, but not impossible. she’s only half of a half. maybe they’ll share squeaky toys! or dark secrets.

[the-johnny-cakes]

sure, yeah. ain’t like she’s fittin’ in your coat pocket anymore though. toys sounds ‘bout right. hope they don’t have any dark secrets

[chompedbonez]

she’s tried. her head fits. n’ why not? think we all have at least one secret that hasn’t hit the public eye yet. maybe they buried somethin’ massive.

[the-johnny-cakes]

aw poor hazel don’t realize how much she’s grown. dark secrets made it sound bad, y’know? guess they could have that kind of, like, regular secrets

[chompedbonez]

dark secret also doesn’t always mean bad secret. could be a really personal or deep one too. s’all perspective. ( sigh. ) i’mma still carry her when wanted! it’s a good workout to lift and lower baby.