mama chonk

sentient potatoes in a trenchcoat trying to act as one functioning person

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[chonk-mama]

Reminds me of putting my brother in the burger King crown and marching him to DQ and announcing his entry like some weeb squire

It was funny to me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[dickbaggins]

let’s see if this extra cup of coffee makes me good or evil

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[imploder]

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

[obi-waankenobi]

A PIECE OF CLASSIC LITERATURE

[logically-asexual]

‘this meeting could have been an e-mail’ but it’s me watching long tiktoks and thinking ‘this could have been a two-sentence text post’

[impossibletruths]

#this could have been a vine :(

[superdogbiter]

Do you have a scar/scars?

Yes i have at least one

No i'm unblemished

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

Put in the tags how many scars you have and how you got them

[xfilesposterproject]

Today marks 30 years of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's an appreciation post featuring some more episode artwork I've made over the past few years.

[rahabq-deactivated20230110]

[sabinerondissime]

Bohatyrka by sculptor Vasily Korchevoy

[wanderingnelipot]

Here's some more amazing plus size sculptures by Vasily Korchevoy:

"Standing in Marble"

"Luxurious"

"Lush"

"Prosperity"

See more here: (https://www.saatchiart.com/v.korchevoy)

Also check out artist Adam Shultz...

"Untamed"

"Sisters"

"Aphrodite"

See more here: (https://artcloud.com/artist/adam-schultz)

[badgerflea]

Watching tng makes spirk so much funnier bcoz picard and riker have an actual platonic relationship between captain and 1st commander and can u imagine them doing the things spock and kirk do? Picard asking for a backrub from riker. Riker saying picard is literally infallible. Picard telling riker that he makes him believe in miracles.

[marisatomay]

love to purchase items but at what cost

[icantwritegood]

[marisatomay]

love to purchase items but at what cost

[icantwritegood]

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[craftyfeathers]

Felt like drawing a turret from portal all kinda covered in foliage. Still works but its got a bit of aging.

It was nice using a semi painterly style with the foliage.

[the-haiku-bot]

It was nice using

a semi painterly style

with the foliage.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

Hey internet you know how we bullied The Sonic Movie into re doing all the CGI can we bully The Mario Movie into redoing all of Mario's voice acting....

[chonk-mama]

My thoughts as well