I don't even know

Really I know nothing, why are you here?

[goat-outside-my-house]

The dough: being like that

Me: she thiccccc 😫😫😫😫

[kuktaski]

Okay but this

[chonky-chips]

I need to be stopped

[chonky-chips]

Guys we've been reading it wrong all along.

It's not the right to bear arms as in you're allowed to carry weapons.

It's that you're allowed to have the right to bEAR ARMS THE LITERALLY ARMS OF BEARS

[goat-outside-my-house]

[figuerockfaeth]

just got back from jumanji and I have many thoughts but the main one right now is they had the opportunity for karen gillan and awkwafina to kiss and they Did Not take it and I am disappointed

[chonky-chips]

I need to be stopped

[goat-outside-my-house]

[chonky-chips]

Yeah!👏👏👏👏Woo!👌 Great👌Meme!

[goat-outside-my-house]

[goat-outside-my-house]

TanGogh

Live show where two people are tangoing and simultaneously painting a Van Gogh painting

[goat-outside-my-house]

Bone Apple Tea

Its a normal restaurant but the names of dishes are fucked up.

[goat-outside-my-house]

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[clubpenguinkiller]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[partywithponies]

Someone: *calls Marty McFly a chicken*

Marty:

[moonlightchess]

I think one thing that a lot of Addams Family fans forget is that for the family, goth wasn’t about being gloomy and sad or bitter and cynical at all. Morticia was always gazing out at rainy days and declaring, “how beautiful a day it is!” or saying that “black is so much more cheerful!” because they found joy in their dark aesthetic. Wednesday was curious and sharp-minded and very clearly exercised and expressed her personal sense of power and self through things like her interest in weaponry and true crime - in the original series and comics, she was always dancing and playing with her brother. Edgy Wednesday didn’t happen until the 90s reboot, and well, it was the 90s. Gloomy grunge and artful sadness were in at the time. And let’s not even talk about Gomez, who was so full of life and love for his family that he’d often break into song or dip Morticia in the kitchen for an old-fashioned kiss. The Addams worked so well because they were healthy, happy, loving and goth. They were a perfect example of indulging in an aesthetic without letting it become toxic or consuming their lives.