Hi hello, is this thing on? [Taps mic with finger]

This HUMAN BEAN...has personality to SPARE! Hey-o Im Ash, 20, 🚺, CA, ENFP. I like dogs, music, annnnd dogs.

[meladoodle]

These are some of the things Facebook thinks I’m interested in

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thepudgefish]

Me, an interviewer while interviewing the beastie boys: Such an honor to meet you Mr. Boy!

Mr. Boy: Oh please Mr. Boy was my father call me Beastie :)))

[jagskajouska]

I’m a hypocrite. 

[streetdogmillionaires]

it me

[huskyhuddle]

it me, that dog is noodle

[papermarioaesthetic]

i don’t want this

[henstomper]

“please give them back”

[killue]

[arandomthot]

[mtv]

this is a masterpiece. 

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

i don’t deserve this

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

you are fucking kidding me

[sketchdeath]

us government asleep, post skipping baguette child

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[cutecreepycryptids]

terrifying possibly paranormal experience by anonymous

[atlas-the-worldbuilder]

Ghosts that save lost, trapped children

[flurrin]

Angels

[thepudgefish]

^^^^ sounds like a guardian angel if i ever heard of one!

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[whitewashedhanzo]

sombra: lol gabe do you like this puppet i made of u

reaper, in tears: nno. no. its stupid. its fucking dumb. his little guns are–fucking dumb. him and his polished tiny mask with all of the perfect little details are–dumb as shit. his hand sewn trenchcoat makes him looks like a licensed miniature *grabs 3 tissues in rapid succession* idiot. or whatever. i have to leave

[raptorific]

[memewhore]

[left-reminders]