How to pretend to be normal

I'm Jesse (they/ them) , a 27 year agender person early in transition. moving to @the-perks-of-neurodivergency.

[papayajuan2019]

blood test came back i'm full of blood

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[scientia-rex]

Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

[memeuplift]

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[catmask]

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell next, like to charge reblog to cast

[amarshmallownamedo]

Bluesky is also having fun

[your-void-senpai]

🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

[kellyscabin]

guys… mark your calendars…..

[kellyscabin]

REMINDER!!!!!!

[virtuallyinsane-autumn]

Image by Aleš Pitzmos

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" WRONG! EATING PUSSY!

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Easy website

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Giggling

[caats]

[myownprivatcidaho]

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

[keychainjar]

[gettingintoknives]

mirror traps by hera lindsay bird

[awakeningthevioletswithin]

Pretty As A Picture

Watercolor On Black Paper

2023, 22"x 30"

Pink Peonies

[turing-tested]

i must not redownload tiktok. tiktok is the mind-killer. tiktok is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon boredom understimulated and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the online understimulation has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain