Chonky Salamander

they/it I just kinda exist. I have no idea what i'm doing

[chonkysalamander]

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living life ig

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pfp + banner by me :>

[angrybitingthrashing]

hello where the tar feel im BACK

[benjaminbadger]

Brutalism haters will say "Top 10 worst most evil buildings in the world, signs that humanity is doomed and a dystopian apocalypse is upon us lest by the Lord's mercy they all be demolished" and then show you 10 of the most gorgeous badass buildings you've ever seen in your life. every time

[samwise1548]

S2 snippet animation. Was meant as a break from my studies lately. Ended up taking a week haha ha

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[ID: A short animation featuring Jonathan sims from the Magnus Archives. Jon is a brown man with short tussle dark hair and bags under his eyes. He wears a blue suit over a grey shirt, with a matching blue tie.

In the first half of the animation he is fidgeting with a green pen, waving it around as he speaks to Elias Bouchard off screen.

Elias: "I'll have a copy made for you one one condition. Be. Careful. No more impetuous subterranean adventures, understand?"

Jon (mumbling): "Yes, of course, of course."

There is a pause in the animation where only a blank dark beige colored screen is shown, before the next bit of dialogue continues. This time, the animation takes place in a stoneway that has a dark atmosphere. Jon in this scene is more paranoid and scared. His pen is replaced by a tape recorder.

Jon (frantically): "Supplimental: I'm in the tunnels. I was exploring, and I got lost."

At the end Jon jumps in surprise at something to his left. /End ID]

[magickcube]

I've only had EthoBeaver for an hour but if anything happened to him I'm violating the Geneva Convention

[chonkysalamander]

new Cavetown album slaps

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[residentevildash-moved]

To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

[eidos-eidos16]

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

[charish-cherish]

journal comic from last year

[hawkmothdiemotte]

A lil Jon Monster from the mag pod (im like a year behind on the eps oops)

[wolfythewitch]

Don't talk to me or my son every again.

Let's go to war with mama

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[cool-person-yey]

@chonkysalamander

[mumbotitlecards]

10.32.8

[solns]

cat tummy full of soup

[cool-person-yey]

if I could change one thing in the english language itd be adding accent marks to it but if I could change a second thing I'd make the past of sneeze 'snooze'

[cool-person-yey]

smth that I ordered arrives today and everytime I hear any noise outside I run to see if the mailman has arrived and he never has. I feel betrayed. is this how dogs feel when they start barking at random motorcycles

[8nin]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you