This Has Long Since Gone Off The Rails

This will end badly someday. Until that day comes, however, I and my associates will field your questions.

[choochoobitches]

Warn... you? Viriririri... That... Yes, off-topic! Vehe! I am an angel! Or a fairy. Which do you prefer?

...actually, he has mentioned something about a fairy before. But I'm not sure if it was you.

[choochoobitches]

He would have never mentioned me. Viririi!

...I would've thought he'd at least warn me about you or something. Or maybe he did and I just forgot. I forget things like that.

But that's beside the point. Who are you?

[choochoobitches]

No, but I also am quite interested in your heritage! Vee~ Your father and I are quite close~! Or... Were?

...who are you and how do you know my dad? More importantly, how is it that I don't know that you know my dad?

[choochoobitches]

Rurirara~!

Are you the one that asked about my childhood? Or was that someone else? Either way, I'm here, so...hi there. *slight wave*

[choochoobitches]

Hero, tell me about your childhood.

...why?

Well, I don't really remember much from when I was really little. Dad always jokes that I slept through most of that, and I'm beginning to believe him. I remember some of the more recent stuff, though. Like, when I turned ten, Dad gave me the first Thneed he ever made, ever. It's not as high-quality as the ones made out of the Truffula stuff, and it's kind of falling apart now, but you'd have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands to get me to stop wearing it. *sigh* Good times, good times. Kinda sucks that he's so busy trying to run his business now.

...heh, kinda started rambling there. Sorry about that. Hey, you wouldn't mind, y'know, showing your face, would you?

[choochoobitches]

Janetta here. Rowan's off...doing whatever the hell he does when he's not being a fruity prick who thinks he's the boss, and everyone else went to bed. I'm going to bed too. Seeya tomorrow.

...you can still send questions to us, y'know. There'll just be a wait.

[choochoobitches]

If Kai was a girl, would you fuck him?

That's a bit personal, isn't it!? And for your information, probably not, no.

Who do you think you are, showing up with your face hidden and asking exceedingly personal questions?

[choochoobitches]

Inocchan why are you so cuuute > 3 < ♥

*scribbles a smiley face and a question mark in her notebook*

[choochoobitches]

Rowan, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much would you have hot, drunken sex with Kainashi?

...that is none of your business. And for your information, my answer is that I would not, because I am not gay. Kainashi and I are just...compatriots, nothing more.

[choochoobitches]

...why on earth did I let Janetta, of all people, select the URL?

*sigh* At any rate, we are now accepting questions.