Uncomfortable

Hell yeah

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

first night as a vampire warlord i turn my five most loyal men into vampires as well but they dont know what that means and they go out during the day so now i have none of my five most loyal men

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

second night as a vampire warlord i turn my sixth to tenth most loyal men into vampires but i give them a crash course so they dont die stupidly like the last ones

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

third night as a vampire warlord we prepare for the battle but forget we're allergic to christianity so we have to reschedule the battle because we all got sore throats trying to sing bogurodzica

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

fourth night as a vampire warlord we change our attack plans and also comission some more edgy armor because the normal one reflects too much light

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

fifth night as a vampire warlord we finally go to battle and we win only because the enemy mistook a swarm of normal bats for our attack and got rabies

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

sixth night as a vampire warlord we celebrate our victory with a bloodfeast but it turns out sigismund gets a stomachache when the victim isnt specifically a red-haired maiden and he makes the whole party go to shit

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

seventh night as a vampire warlord i find out sigismund wasn't a vampire and was actually just sick when he tried to drink blood with the rest of us so i get angry and impale him

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

eight night as a vampire warlord sigismund is still alive because none of his vital organs got stabbed through and i start feeling kinda bad for him but i cant show it or i lose all my authority so i ask my seventh most loyal man to kill him

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

ninth night as a vampire warlord we move camp further into the enemy's country but it's raining and i actually kind of like the ambiance but my horse breaks a leg in the mud so i turn it into a vampire horse

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

tenth night as a vampire warlord my vampire horse started biting other horses but wasnt turning them into more vampire horses so now we have no horses and have to stop and loot a village but their horses kind of suck

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

eleventh night as a vampire warlord we start moving again with our new shitty horses that i carefully turned into vampire horses but theyre still not so good and its honestly getting on everyones nerves

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

twelfth night as a vampire warlord. things get a little gay

[artmagicly]

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