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This is the first ever entirely unraveled papyrus scroll from the great Herculaneum library. In its entirety. The technology that allowed us to do this will make it easier to unravel every single one of the thousands of scrolls still waiting to be read within the library.
Herculaneum was buried in ash thousands of years ago, along with Pompeii. The above text is Philodemus’ On Gods, written around the 1st century BC. Other Hellenistic works are expected to follow it. Upwards of twenty-five-thousand scrolls are thought to still be down there. Tantalizing us.
Philodemus is thought to be the owner of the villa and a philosophy enthusiast, hence the abundance of such texts already discovered and partially decrypted before now. In my mind, this is the most important historical innovation of the millennium. This will revolutionize our understandings of Greece and Rome. It’s already helped us discover the precise location of Plato’s tomb.
I, for one, am hopeful about the preservation of the works of ancient female writers. Many women wrote manuals of proper behavior, or their own philosophical interpretations of the world. That’s what’s most exciting to me. Also learning the names of poetesses and philosophresses we’ve never heard of before. AHH this is so exciting
[4.9.6] After Alcmenê had brought forth the babe, fearful of Hera’s jealousy she exposed it at a place which to this time is called after him the Field of Heracles.
i think completely pre transition trans people should be able to wear one tiny little pronoun pin and get gendered correctly every time. i think cis people should be transitioning just for the fun of it if they want to. i think you should be able to walk into any pharmacy and just buy hrt. i think that little boys should be able to sit in circles and play with dolls and paint each other's nails and make friendship bracelets. i think that little girls should be able to play with flaming monster trucks and play football and get competitive over video games. i think that arson (he/it/paw) should have paw's identity respected and treated as completely normal. i think that we should normalize neopronouns and weird genders and being weird or unusual in general. you should be able to explain your weird one of a kind xenogender to the least queer person on the planet and they should say "oh that's cool!! haven't heard of that gender before". you should be able to wear a tail in public you should be able to make out with your computer if you want i don't fucking care. i love transgenders i love neurodivergent people i love furries i love everyone outside the norm i love freaks i love nerds i love everyone.
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.
Empires 1 and Empires 2 exist in the same world 1000 years apart
Then, WitchCraft SMP is a direct sequel to Empires 2 as Shelby plays the same character just older.
Misadventures is also afterwards but way way later as all the emperors are buried in the crypts. It's implied a very long time has passed as the emperors died, were all buried under the same church that then was after who knows how long abandoned and decayed to the point of missing It's roof.
And so we have a general base timeline where everything else can be added upon. In red I signaled when the last canon scene of Empires 2 happens: When adult Hermes says goodbye to an aging Sausage.
Now, Hermitcraft is linked in two ways to Empire... and the two contradict. In season 9 Hermitcraft had the crossover event with Empires 2 but in season 10 Joel builds statues of Empires 1 Lizzie.... But while the crossover is canonically more important It's actually quite easy to explain away. The rift brings Grumbot to Hermitcraft before the crossover and it brings him from an alternative version of season 7... So from the past. It's hard to say that the space time connecting rift couldn't just connect to a future version of empires.
Sooo... Hermitcraft 10 happens either during or after Empires s1 and the crossover doesn't just connect two words but also two times.
(False's lore of course doesn't help but if you can assume dimensional travel was involved when getting the clone into the empires world you can also assume time travel)
Now, using the statues we can also be sure that Joel knows of the Bad Boys and because of this we can assume the Life Series and Hermitcraft timelines are parallel in much the same way as they are irl... Using this we can also place Evo as that HAS to happen before the life series and in the same continuity.
And here we get to a doozy. In Cowboys SMP Sausage referenced flower husbands and ranchers and then talked about getting his past lifes mixed up. So... Cowboy SMP Sausage is Life Series Jimmy's future life... And so Cowboys SMP is in the same world of the life series...some time after the games end.
Having placed Hermitcraft can help us link some of POW's other servers... but it's shaky. Scar's multiverse traveling lore includes Pirates SMP in it but much like the rift we can't assume time travel isn't also involved.
However we have to work with something so let's just put Pirates under HC 9 while reminding ourselves that the whole pow timeline could shift back or foward...
Also we know Outsiders likely has to happen before Pirates so let's put that down too.
Then we know Bannerfall happens 500 years after Pirates, It's canon.
And we know Vampires and Rats have to happen in those 500 years cause tombs of characters from both appear in Bannerfall and at least Rats references Pirates a lot.
... Now, the 2006 eplogue is a doozy. It could happen during those 500 years but I think it unlikely. It could happen just after Bannerfall (which I signaled in red)...
Or:
The POW world has a religion with multiple gods and at the end of Pirates a massive continent spanning ice wall that was splitting the world in two is destroyed which is likely an extremely important historical event and could be this world's year 1 therefore making the 2006 epilogue 2005 years after Pirates and 1500 ish years after Bannerfall. (Which I also signaled as a possibility)
Now, In his Bannerfall appearance Tubbo mentions how the boat's flag looks like L'Manberg. This means that Bannerfall has to happen either during the main DSMP or slightly after. We know it can't be before obviously and it can't be too long after as we know that in a few centuries that knowledge is already lost.
There is another connection tho, trough MCC right? The red king got his crown there and the DSMP members were part of it for a long time. But wouldn't that mean that The DSMP would need to happen 500 years earlier? During Pirates?
No, not only is MCC a game that happens literally outside of time...but while it is canon to Third Life it CAN'T be canon to the Dream smp. Teams that played together in the various MCC would hate eachother or be people who were canonically dead. So while Third Life Ren is MCC Ren the same cannot be said for the DSMP members.
... After that we can use the Tales from the SMP timeline to complete the DSMP timeline both before and after.
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