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My name is Hayden and I draw once in a blue moon

[princeofmints]

Sssssshhut the hell your mouth

[stiimmiing]

[keeshasmiths-deactivated2020040]

………wyd?

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

For everybody confused about this, this video is for autistic people visually are stimulated by things like this. It’s really pleasant for them even if it confuses others. Please pass this on and be respectful. Allow them their safe spaces.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

AH! Thank you for explaining. That’s cool.

[sonypraystation]

shhhiitt pleasant for me to

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

[jockxgoth]

one time I dreamt that I won every track event at the olympics doing the naruto run and I woke up crying

[chorosomes-blog]

what your favourite osomatsu san brother says about you

osomatsu: you either love sappy stories about older brothers who loves his younger brothers, or you're a normie who mains mario in smash.

karamatsu: you adore try hard types. you want to show this matsuno the love and attention he deserves. you're a karamatsu babe(TM)

choromatsu: love live player

ichimatsu: depends on what side is your favourite. his threatening unsettling side means you need a serious kinkshame, while his loathing side means that you too are in mentally ill hell.

jyushimatsu: you are pure and wonderful and sweet and you are the true futures of mankind.

todomatsu: you aim to become tumblr famous and you live for the discourse. you're constantly ashamed by the actions of the less informed on social and online courtesy. you're tiny online satan.

[kaitlinthestudent]

PLEASE STOP GLORIFYING ALL-NIGHTERS. STOP MAKING "I WAS UP ALL NIGHT" AN ACHIEVEMENT. SLEEP IS IMPORTANT (ESPECIALLY FOR STUDENTS)! SLEEP, PEOPLE!

Even if it’s not a full 8-hour cycle, please sleep.

[dongboss]

i havent slept in three years and im fine fuck this post

[motherhenna]

Sleep is important!: cancer, pisces, capricorn, sagittarius, leo, taurus, libra

i haven’t slept in three years: aries, aquarius, scorpio, virgo, gemini

[theofficialvincenzo]

I don’t know what I was thinking don’t unfollow me

[msallycat50-deactivated20200109]

Reported bugs so far for Pokemon Go

Hello, I’d like to report some bugs:

Caterpie

Metapod

Butterfree

Weedle

Kakuna

Beedrill

Paras

Parasect

Venonat

Venomoth

Scyther

Pinsir

I’ll keep you updated if I notice any more bugs in future versions.

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[lilith-knight]

Best birbs !!

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more] Previously: Part One

[imagniary]

[pr1nceshawn]

Brokemon.

[boredpanda]

Couple In Long Distance Relationship Connects By Creating Combo Pictures

[marxapan-deactivated20190122]

Aww

[amyfountains]

AWWWWWWWWW

[hotfriend]

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

[bringmoreknives]

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

[prophetcreek-deactivated2023040]

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

[iwatobigreg]

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

[taekenbysurprise]

[hydra-x-grif-deactivated2017061]

Pokemon go teams in a nutshell

[bestofpokemongo]

Hit the nail on the head