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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af
i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience
say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!
just a lil more
a/n: i need this lowk
smoking with mina’s roommate sero always left you flustered and your head in the clouds. tonight the three of you are sprawled on his bed, the blunt freshly dabbed out and your head in mina’s lap. she smoothes your hair back while sero softly hums with the music.
“how you feeling, pretty girl?” she giggles as you slowly blink up at her.
“hot.” you smile.
“why don’t we all get naked?” sero rolls onto his side to grin at the both of you.
“you’re a freak hanta.” mina shoots him a glare.
“she’s hot, babe.” he laughs.
“don’t ‘babe’ me.” she pushes him onto his back.
“oh no.. i hope no one takes advantage of me while i’m on my back.” he turns his head and looks at the both of you.
“in your dreams.” you roll your eyes.
“wanna know what’s in my dreams?” he rolls back over. “two of you making out sloppy style over my dick.” he gives a lopsided smile.
“hanta!” you gasp.
“you sounding like that when mina slides her fingers into that dripping pussy.” he nods. “god we could get you laid out on your back,” he nods. “mina licking and finger fucking you while i fuck her from the back.” he sweats tighten. “yeaaahhh that’s the shit right there.”
“holy shit sero you’re an actual perv.” mina side eyes him and he catches the way her thighs squish.
“and you’re thinking about it.” he smirks. “so.. have you girls ever kissed?” he wiggles his eyebrows.
“wouldn’t you like to know.” you stick your tongue out at him.
“mm, has mina ever played with your pussy? i ever get you girls so high and you lock yourselves in mina’s room and just.. go crazy?” he’s shameless.
“hanta!” mina hisses.
“what?” he laughs. “i’m just asking.” he lays back on the bed.
“maybe.” you whisper, giggling when mina claps a hand over your mouth.
“i knew it.” he rolls over and rests his head on your thigh. “what about.. mina holding you there while i lick this pretty pussy? hm? would you like that?”
your heart thunders in your chest. “you can say no.” mina tilts your chin back to her.
“i.. yes.” you nod quickly.
“yeah?” mina purrs. “i’m gonna need something to play with while hanta’s eating.” her hands slide to squeeze your covered tits.
you just nod, breathless, happy to let them both undress you and press their hands all over your body. your back hits mina’s chest and when her hands find your tits you feel sero’s breath between your thighs. your head falls back when sero presses a small kiss to your clit, he peppers some down the sides of your slit letting his tongue lick along your warm skin.
sero’s hands snake around your hips and then he sucks your clit into his mouth. you arch against mina’s chest, moan falling from your lips as he flicks his tongue against you. mina rolls your nipples between her fingers, softly pinching as she starts to kiss your neck.
“sero doing a good job already?” you feel her smile against your skin.
“yes! he’s so- ahh!” she pinches down harder. “minaaa!” you roll your hips against sero’s face.
sero is happy to let you grind against his face, licking down and pushing his tongue into your pussy, groaning at the taste of you flooding his mouth. he slowly tongue fucks you, pressing closer and letting his nose ground against your clit. one of your hands fists his hair and pulls him closer, the other gripping onto mina’s hand. she sinks her teeth into your neck and sero chuckles into you with your shutter and the vibrations send you over the edge.
“fuck! i’m- nghh i’m cumming!” you squirm, legs snapping shut around sero’s head as he keeps going.
sero licks you through it, slurping down all your juices before he pulls back with swollen lips. “been keeping this pussy all to yourself, mina?” his eyes narrow at her.
“you’ll see how much harder she cums when i’m in between her thighs.” she grins.
you whine, chest heaving as they start to pull their clothes off. mina arranges you on the pillows and slowly kisses down your body, peppering kisses all over your thighs, giggling when sero yanks her hips into the air. he slides his tip through her folds, groaning at the stickiness before slowly pushing in.
“shit.” his eyes flutter shut.
“can’t handle it?” mina looks back over her shoulder and presses her ass back, sucking him the rest of the way in.
“chill.” sero’s fingers dig into her hips.
“mina!” you gasp as her tongue licks through your slick.
“mmm, sero left you a mess, naughty boy.” she starts fucking herself back onto him agonizingly slow while she sucks your clit into her mouth.
your hands fly to your chest kneading and rolling your nipples when you feel her slide one finger into you. your lips part as she slowly fucks it into you, thighs shaking while she leisurely licks at your clit. sero groans, leaning over her so he can watch her ruin you.
“how’s she feel around your finger?” sero pants.
“like this.” he squeezes around him and he presses his forehead against her back. “sero couldn’t handle you babygirl.” she slides a second finger in. “this pussy’s mine, yeah?”
“yes! nghhhh mina!!” your tummy twists when she starts pounding her fingers into you.
she attaches back to your clit while sero starts humping against her again. he gets a hand underneath her and finds her clit, swirling with precision that makes her moan into you. your toes are curling as she fucks into harder, curling her fingers just how you like. sero’s panting watching the both of you and from the feel of mina squeezing around him.
“shit you two are so hot.” he groans. “fuck babe you feel so good.” he rubs at her clit faster and she squeals into you. “yeah there you go.”
all it takes is a third finger stretching you open and you’re cumming all over her mouth and fingers. she fucks you through each wave only pulling back her mouth when she falls apart around sero, moaning loudly as he keeps circling her clit.
“just.. just a little more ma.” his hips frantically fall into her ass and with a low groan he fills her. the three of you pull apart and collapse onto the bed with heaving chests. “wanna smoke some more?”
“yeah.” you and mina respond at the same time.
୨୧ ﹕ friends w bennies 𝓢𝐇𝐈𝐔 𝓚𝐎𝐍𝐆 ﹕ ⨍. reader
𝓢𝐇𝐈𝐔’s fingertips ghosted over your bare form, his featherlight touch paired with warm kisses against the exposed flesh of your nape — his hands skidding over your skin in slow, careful passes, each tender kiss making your tummy flutter. you let out a soft sigh, you let out a soft sigh, “mm . . shiu?”, you fingers drawing imaginary doodles on his bare chest as you laid under him
and at the quiet cadence of your voice, shiu pulled his head back just enough for his gaze to meet your eyes, “yeah, love?”
“how mad would you be if i started fucking around with toji?” and just like that, the soft kisses he had been pressing to your skin came to a slow halt. shiu only let out low laugh, the corners of his mouth twitching into a smile — equal parts amused and exasperated. “well, your timing’s impeccable . .”
and in part, shiu was right, of all names to fall from your lips while he was balls deep inside you, it just had to be toji’s.
truth be told, you weren’t actually interested in pursuing toji fushiguro.
sure, you were interested in the bounty hunter, but somehow (much to shiu’s surprise) . . you decided the handler was far more appealing.
shiu had never been under any illusion that he was the obvious choice. between him and toji, most people would choose toji without hesitation.
though, it didn’t make him any less of a man. if anything, that was something you had come to learn very, very quickly.
you scoff, your nails finding his forearms, tracing lightly as he hovered over you. “c’mon, scale of one to ten,“ you insist.
shiu let out a low sigh before rolling his eyes, “what, you want me to throw a fit? is that what we’re hoping for now?” he murmurs, his voice nothing but a lazy rasp.
you only nod, blinking up at him.
“fine,” he hums, corner of his mouth twitching at your insistence, “i’d give it a two.”
your brows lift as your head quirks to the side, “a two? only?”
“don’t look so disappointed, you’re a grown woman. you can do whatever it is that you want,” he began as he leans in to you; the familiar smell of cigarette smoke and expensive cologne making your pulse flutter and your head swim. his mouth wanders from beneath your ear, down to your pulse point, softly sucking down on your flesh.
“toji’s no good for you darling,” he coos, settling back into his gentle thrust, his pelvic bone softly nudging into your clit, making you gasp, squeezing down on his forearms. “you can do much better than that . . like to think i’d spoil you enough, no?” the teasing lilt in his voice only making your walls clamp down harder on his cock.
unfortunately for you, shiu wasn’t bluffing.
somewhere along the way of your strange relationship with shiu kong, shiu had spoiled you rotten.
he bought you whatever you wanted, paid for your meals without mentioning it, drove you home instead of letting you take the train, keeps your favorite snacks in stock at his place . . .
the man even surprises you with various gifts throughout the month: delicate pieces he thought suited you, your favorite flowers to brighten up your place, hell, even stone cold cash.
but most importantly, shiu kong dicked you down whenever you wanted, however you wanted.
and he was pretty good at it too.
either fucking you so sweetly, whispering sweet nothings into you ear while his lengthy cock stretched you out, or pounding you until your brain turned into mush. regardless, he’d always have you a babbling mess; legs trembling, eyes hazy, cunt helplessly spasming around nothing. exactly as you were now.
his hips snapped against yours at the perfect pace — not too fast, and not too slow — cock pumping in and out of you as your soaked cunt tried to keep him in with a lewd squelch.
“s-shiu!” you cry out despite yourself, your brows scrunched up in bliss as your arms wrapped around his broad shoulders for support, burying your face in the crook of his neck, nails leaving behind pink crescents on his back.
a low amused hum escapes him, soft and effortless, eyes half lidded as one hand slipped down, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. “there you are darling . .” he purrs, “you remember whose fucking you now?”
you open your mouth, probably to tell him that he’s too “full of himself,” except the only sound that escapes is a pitiful moan. which is ironic . . considering you’re walls are stretched around his cock, his tip nudging into you sweet spot with each deep, lazy, roll of his hips.
“should i go faster?” he asks, warm breath tickling the shell of your ear as he caged you in with his body. and somehow, shiu feels even deeper when all his weight is pressing you down into his mattress.
“no, j-just like that—“ you mewl, coating his cock with your slick, “fuck, so good,” you slur as he cradles your head against his chest, hips snapping in a steady ‘plap, plap plap,” against skin.
“hmmm, so pretty darling,” he chuckles as his free hand slips between you both at your point of connection, his thumb lazily drawing circles around your clit. your lips pursed together, trying to hold down a breathless cry.
“go ‘head baby,” he hums, pressing a chaste kiss to your scalp, “cum all over my cock.”.
his girth continued to stir up your pussy, the incessant coil of pleasure building up as he hit your sweet spot, over, and over, and over, a white froth streaking over his cock, threatening to tread down his sack. and without a word, the coil in your tummy snapped — your pussy spasming around his dick helplessly, fucking you slow through your high as you clung onto him, shiu stifling his breath from above you.
and for a minute, the only sounds that filled the room was the soft, low, pants escaping you two, breaths mingling before he captured your lips in a slow lazy kiss, soft tongue pressing against your plush lips . . breaking off from you with a reluctant huff.
“still want toji’s number?”
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What I look like checking a specific X reader tag for the fourth time today, only to realize I’ve truly read everything…
This problem is more regular than you might think… and this being a problem in itself might also be an issue, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about 
I need more Shiu Kong works WITHOUT TOJI. Give that man his own fic pls.
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hiii:3 can I request something smutty with shiu kong?? I love the way you write and I really want to see him in your writing^^ ty!
Hi! I'm so glad to hear that, I'm so happy that you like my work, I hope you enjoy this one too<3
The first thing you notice, every time, is the quiet.
Shiu doesn't fill silence. He lets it settle, comfortable as smoke, draping itself over the furniture and the bedsheets and the spaces between your bodies.
The second thing you notice is the heat. He runs warm. Always has. Like there's a furnace stoked somewhere behind his ribs, radiating through skin and muscle and bone. Even now, with the window cracked open and the night air curling in, the bed is warm where his body touches yours.
The third thing is the cigarette.
He's propped against the headboard, one arm folded behind his head, the other hand holding a cigarette loosely between two fingers. The cherry glows orange in the dim light. The smoke curls toward the ceiling, slow and lazy, matching the rhythm of his breathing. He hasn't moved in ten minutes. Hasn't spoken in longer.
You're still catching your breath.
Your legs are still shaking.
Your body is a constellation of pleasant aches—the good kind, the kind that reminds you exactly where his hands were, where his mouth was, where he pressed you into the mattress and took you apart piece by piece. You can still feel the ghost of his fingers on your hips. The echo of his praises in your ear.
This silence is satisfaction. Bone-deep and honest.
You prop yourself up on one elbow. Your body protests faintly—muscles you haven't used in a while, places where he gripped a little too hard, a little too long. You don't mind. You'll feel him tomorrow, too. That's the point.
He's beautiful like this. Not in the way men in magazines are beautiful. Shiu is handsome in a tired, lived-in way. The kind of handsome that comes from years of sleepless nights and too much coffee. His hair is disheveled—your fault. His lips are slightly swollen—also your fault. There's a faint red mark on his collarbone that you don't remember leaving but definitely, absolutely left.
The cigarette burns low.
Your eyes trace the line of his body. The lean muscle of his chest. The scatter of dark hair that narrows down his stomach and disappears beneath the sheet draped loosely over his hips. The sharp ridge of his hip bone. The long, solid length of his thigh where it presses against yours under the blankets.
Your hand hovers. Hesitates. He notices.
"You're asking now?" He raises an eyebrow. Takes another drag. "Bit late for modesty."
"Can I?"
He looks at you. Those tired, knowing eyes trace your face. Whatever he finds there makes his expression shift.
"Knock yourself out."
You start with his stomach. Your fingertips are light. You trace the ridge of his hip bone first, following the sharp curve where his body narrows. His skin is warm—hot, almost. The furnace thing. You've teased him about it before, about how he's basically a space heater with a cigarette habit. He'd said something dry about it coming in handy during winter. You'd said it came in handy all year round.
He watches you through the veil of smoke with those half-lidded eyes.
"Ticklish here?" you ask. Your fingers skate lower, tracing the V-line that disappears beneath the sheet.
"No."
"Here?" Higher now. The ladder of his ribs. The thin skin stretched over bone.
"No."
"Anywhere?"
He takes another drag. Holds it. Releases it slow. "Haven't found it yet."
Your fingers drift up. Over his chest. Through the dark hair, soft and slightly damp from sweat. You trace the line of his sternum, the place where his heartbeat thrums steady and unhurried beneath your palm.
He's so calm. It's infuriating sometimes. Not in a bad way. In the way that makes you want to crack him open just to see what's inside.
"Do you ever get tired of being unflappable?"
"Comes in handy in my line of work." Dry and a little rough.
"Does it come in handy with me?"
He doesn't answer. Just looks at you. The corner of his mouth twitches—not quite a smile, but close.
Your hand reaches his throat.
He stills. Just slightly. Not tension—more like attention. The cigarette pauses halfway to his lips. His eyes sharpen, tracking your movement with the same careful focus he'd give a loaded weapon.
You trace his Adam's apple. The prominent curve of it. Up and down. Feather-light. You watch it bob when he swallows.
"This bother you?"
"No."
You do it again. Slower. Your thumb pressing just barely, just enough to feel the shape of him. The movement of his throat. The way his breath passes through. He lets you. Doesn't stop you. Doesn't pull away.
"You're strange," he says.
"You like it."
He doesn't deny it.
Your hand drifts up. Over his jaw. The rasp of his stubble.
You trace the line of his jawbone. The hollow beneath his ear. The sharp angle where it meets his neck.
"You're mapping me," he says.
"Maybe." Your thumb brushes his bottom lip. Dry and slightly parted. "You have a very traceable body."
"Traceable." He repeats the word like he's tasting it. "That a compliment?"
"Everything I say to you is a compliment."
He huffs. Not quite a laugh, but close enough that you feel victorious.
He takes a final drag—long, slow—then leans over to stub the cigarette out in the ashtray on the nightstand. You watch the muscles in his arm shift. The way his shoulder blades move under his skin.
When he settles back, his hand catches yours. Presses it flat against his chest. Over his heart.
"There. Trace that."
His heartbeat is steady. Thud-thud. Thud-thud.
"It's slow," you say.
"You were just riding me for forty minutes. It's recovering."
Your face heats. He notices. His lips twitch again—that not-quite-smile that you've come to recognize as deeply, genuinely amused.
"Don't get shy now," he adds.
"Okay." You press your palm harder against his chest, half to shut him up, half to feel the vibration of his voice. "I get it."
"Mm."
Your hand moves without thinking. Down his chest. Over his stomach. Tracing the faint trail of hair below his navel. Your fingers brush the edge of the sheet, and his stomach muscles tighten involuntarily.
You stop.
A slow grin spreads across your face. "Found it."
"Found what?"
"The ticklish spot."
"I'm not ticklish." His voice is flat. Almost convincing. "That was a reflex."
"Sure."
"Keep pushing." His eyes narrow. "Find out what happens."
"Maybe that's what I want."
The air shifts.
He's still reclined, still relaxed, but there's something sharper in his gaze now. Interested.
"That right?"
You trace your fingers back up. Over his stomach. His chest. His throat. His Adam's apple again—you can't help it, you're obsessed, the way it moves when he swallows, the way it feels under your fingertips. You watch his throat work, watch him breathe, watch the way his lips part slightly when you press just a little.
"I like you like this," you admit. Your voice is quieter now. Softer. "Quiet. And warm."
He doesn't answer. But his hand slides around to the back of your neck. Pulls you closer. Not rough—Shiu is rarely rough without permission—but inevitable. The kind of touch that doesn't ask because it already knows the answer.
"You're getting sentimental." His voice is a low rumble, vibrating under your palm.
"You're getting hard again."
He doesn't look down. Doesn't need to. You can feel him stirring under the sheet, the evidence pressing against your thigh. Your body responds instinctively—a clench, a pulse, a fresh wave of heat despite how thoroughly he wrecked you less than an hour ago.
"Told you," he says. "Keep pushing."
You press a kiss to his Adam's apple. Feel it bob against your lips. "What if I want to be pushed back?"
His hand tightens on the back of your neck.
"Then stop talking."
He pulls you on top of him. The sheet falls away. You're straddling his hips, and he's hard beneath you, and the look in his eyes is no longer tired. His hands settle on your hips. His thumbs tracing circles.
"Still sore?"
"A little."
"Then we'll go slow."
Shiu doesn't do slow often. He's efficient, even in this. Even in pleasure. But tonight, there's something different. Maybe it's the hour. Maybe it's the cigarette lingering in the air. Maybe it's the way you traced his body like a map, and he let you, and now he wants to return the favor.
His hands slide up your sides. Over your ribs. Your chest. His thumbs brush your nipples—still sensitive, still oversensitive—and you gasp, and he files that away.
"Your turn," he murmurs.
"For what?"
"Mapping."
He's thorough. Methodical. His hands trace every inch of you they can reach—your shoulders, your spine, the dip of your waist, the curve of your ass. He doesn't rush. He learns you like it's the first time.
By the time he guides you onto himself, you're trembling. Not from soreness, but from want.
"Slow," he reminds you. His voice is strained now. The calm cracking at the edges. "Go slow."
You do. You sink onto him inch by inch, feeling every ridge, every vein, the way he stretches you open. His head falls back against the headboard. His jaw tightens. His hands grip your hips, but he doesn't guide you. Doesn't rush you. Just lets you take what you need at your own pace.
"That's it." Rough. Low. "Just like that."
You ride him slowly. Lazily. The way you might move through water. There's no urgency this time. No frantic chasing. Just the roll of your hips and the steady rhythm of his breathing and the way his hands roam your body like he's still mapping, still learning, still tracing.
When you come, it's a long, rolling sensation that leaves you limp and shuddering against his chest.
He follows a moment later. Groans your name against your hair. His hands tighten on your hips one final time, and then release.
Afterwards, he doesn't let go.
That's the thing about Shiu. He doesn't cuddle. He doesn't whisper sweet nothings. He's not the type to hold you all night. But he doesn't let go, either. His arm stays around your waist. His hand stays on your spine. His heartbeat stays under your ear.
"Still slow?" he asks.
"Shut up."
He laughs. Quiet. Low. The vibration rumbles through his chest and into your body. You feel it in your teeth.
His hand drifts up. Traces your spine. You fall asleep like that. His heartbeat under your ear. His fingers on your back. The smell of smoke and sex and him.
So cutee (*´∇`*)
a compilation of you and your cat missing shiu! 1,222 words!
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your husband shiu doesn’t have many flaws in your opinion. he has a bad smoking habit, he never throws out the trash on time, and he’s nosy! but worst of all, he’s always gone!
he’s constantly at work, which you can understand to an extent. but it feels like he’s never even home anymore. shiu doesn’t like being gone from you either. you’re the one who keeps him from loosing his mind everyday.
THIS IS SOOOO CUTE OMG (≧∀≦)
Handler!Shiu Kong x hitman!reader
synopsis: Boundaries have been crossed for too long with your handler. And tonight's no different than the other.
wc: 2.2k
warnings: fluff, mention of murder
a/n: Rekindling my Shiu obsession last summer. He deserves more love :))
The suite hotel room was glamorous, with tall ceilings and large glass panel walls. It was slightly stuffy with the heater on, but still pleasantly warm compared to the biting cold outside, with a slight drizzle of rain.
You were sprawled on the sofa, lying on your side with a glass of wine in your hand as you giggled, watching your handler check for possible cameras or mics that could be stooping both of you. Lazily, you took a cocktail shrimp and dipped it into the tomato sauce that could cost twenty dollars just from how pretentiously expensive it was, before popping it in your mouth, chewing the sweet soft flesh. You gently bit your lower lip, admiring your handler’s ass as he crouched and bent down low to check under the table, then his broad back as he stood up to look behind the TV.
“Found anything?” you called out sweetly.
“You could always help me, sweetheart,” Shiu answered, giving you a small amused smile.
You shrugged. “I would let you take this chance to be a gentleman.”
He huffed a small laugh, shaking his head. Sauntering over to you, he sits by your foot on the couch, gently placing a hand on your ankle before caressing your skin, massaging your calf. He leans in, his heavy weight slightly settled onto you that made your eyes slightly widen, staring up at him carefully. His lips inches closer until it presses gently onto your shoulder in a faint kiss, then moves up to the crook of your neck. His rough, large hand was placed on your hip, thumb caressing your delicate curve, never failing to make your heart thud aggressively.
Professionalism blurred long ago between the two of you. Affectionate touches, kisses —all of them that shouldn’t really be between a strictly-handler-and-client relationship. It was all thrilling and enticing. Never crossing the line, but teetering around it enough that sometimes the playfulness felt a little too real.
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I NEED him to tape me down
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How I feel knowing my favorite characters aren’t real
. 󠄀 ֹ 󠄀 𓏲 ˚ . ᯇ SUNDAY NIGHTS.
𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: sunday nights are his favorite—silk nightgown, freshly lotioned skin, her weight warm in his lap. bruce doesn’t just watch; he studies, memorizes, obsesses. what begins with quiet teasing turns into slow grinding, whispered confessions, and his unyielding hands guiding her every movement. he's gotham's shadow, but here, beneath her, he lets himself unravel.
𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: smut, domestic intimacy, obsession hidden under quiet devotion, dry-humping escalation, soft filth, slow indulgence, Bruce being undone by softness, control laced with vulnerability.
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: bruce wayne x wife!reader
𝐭𝐰: 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 +18, explicit sexual content, clothed sex/dry humping, fingering, size kink/praise kink undertones, possessive Bruce, jealousy mention, very little dirty talk (low, controlled, commanding), grinding against clothing until soaked, teasing restraint, hand in panties (eventual), open-mouthed kissing/neck worship, reader on top, Bruce controlling rhythm, low growling/rasping, overstimulation potential, post-sex tenderness, Bruce refusing distance, intensity bordering on obsession.
Sunday nights had gradually become Bruce Wayne’s most coveted reprieve, though he would never admit it aloud with the same candor his wife did. The world might have seen him as Gotham’s most untouchable man — untouchable by business rivals, untouchable by crime, untouchable by anything save his own relentless sense of duty — but Sunday nights had a way of peeling him back to something startlingly ordinary. There was nothing extravagant to them, nothing that belonged in the pages of gossip columns. Just his wife, a couch or their bed, some ridiculous film she insisted on subjecting him to, and the quiet, indulgent knowledge that no boardroom, no vigilante alter ego, no crime wave could intrude. It was, in its simplicity, perfection. Or as close as Bruce allowed himself to believe in.
Of course, “perfection” occasionally came with conditions. Some Sundays, his wife declared the evening a sacred “self-care night.” That meant a long and suspiciously luxurious shower during which she disappeared into clouds of steam as though she were preparing to emerge an entirely new woman, followed by an elaborate ritual of lotions, oils, serums, and practices Bruce couldn’t begin to name. He’d lean back on their bed, one eyebrow arched, watching her glide from dresser to mirror with a surgeon’s precision, wondering with sincere curiosity why this wasn’t recognized as a professional sport. It seemed to him just as demanding as any training regimen he’d ever undertaken — only far more aromatic.
Tonight happened to be one of those evenings. Bruce had already gone through his own routine, the kind that took him scarcely ten minutes: a scalding shower to rinse off Gotham’s grit, a clean shave he’d perfected in seconds flat, and pajama pants pulled on with the absentminded efficiency of a soldier out of uniform. He’d poured himself a neat glass of whiskey, sifted through the last of his email correspondence, and unfolded his evening paper. By the time he was adjusting his glasses on the bridge of his nose, his wife finally emerged from the bathroom.
“You’re the reason there are droughts,” he muttered dryly without looking up, turning a page.
“What?” she asked distractedly, a towel still in her hands as she worked it through her damp hair.
“Nothing, love.” His mouth twitched as he finally lifted his gaze, timing it precisely to catch her in the process of pulling on the silk nightgown he’d bought her months ago. A gift he claimed had been chosen on a whim, though he remembered vividly the way her eyes had flickered over the fabric in a boutique window before she moved on without a word. Bruce remembered things. Always.
She padded across the bedroom with bare, unhurried steps, placing herself at the dresser and twisting open one of her many little jars. She propped her leg onto the polished wood and began smoothing lotion into her skin. The movement was unhurried, methodical. Almost ritualistic. Bruce found himself captivated despite the countless times he’d witnessed the routine. There was something oddly grounding in it — the meticulousness, the care she poured into herself. He wondered, not for the first time, how such a thing felt. To treat your body as something precious, not merely as an instrument of war and endurance.
She sealed the jar with a gentle twist, set it aside with the kind of care he usually reserved for disarming a bomb, and then gathered her hair up into a messy bun. A few strands tumbled free, framing her face in a way that wasn’t careless but rather beautifully human. She slid her wedding ring back on her finger, paused, smiled softly at it, as if reacquainting herself with the promise it held, before finally climbing into bed.
Bruce folded his paper deliberately — the corners aligned, the pages creased with precise symmetry — before he set it aside. Then he pulled her into him without hesitation. She was warm, silk and skin pressed against him, and for a moment the world stilled.
“You’re so warm,” she murmured, smiling into his chest as she burrowed closer.
His eyes softened, though his voice remained gruff. “So are you. And smooth.” His hand traced a slow path along her arm, his brow furrowing as though he’d discovered something puzzling. “Weirdly smooth. What are you?” The last words tumbled out almost unconsciously, a murmur of genuine confusion.
She laughed, that bright, unguarded laugh that cracked through all his practiced stoicism, and shook her head.
Bruce’s frown only deepened, his hands wandering lower, brushing over her thigh with quiet curiosity, as though she were some mystery worth solving. “This is strange,” he muttered, more to himself than to her. His thumb pressed lightly against the curve of her calf, testing the satin softness there. It baffled him — not in any way that demanded answers, but in the way only Bruce Wayne could be baffled: silently, intensely, as though he had stumbled onto a riddle Gotham itself couldn’t provide.
And yet, as his hands settled against her, the truth was simpler than any puzzle. She was his. His warmth. His stillness. His Sunday night.
“How do you get so smooth?” he asked at last, the words rumbling low against her temple, as though it truly confounded him.
“Well, usually I shave, but today…” She tilted her head back a little, watching him with a mischievous spark, “I went and got waxed.” Her lips brushed over his cheek as she spoke, soft and unhurried, a featherlight kiss that lingered just long enough to tease.
Bruce’s brow lifted, his hands slowing against her thighs. “Waxed. Everywhere?” His voice carried a trace of suspicion that only he could make sound like a cross-examination.
“Yes, Bruce,” she grinned, unbothered by the weight of his scrutiny. “Everywhere. The guy who waxed me was really nice. And gentle.”
It was immediate — the way his expression hardened, the faint narrowing of his eyes, the shift of his jaw that was subtle to anyone else but glaring to her. He looked as though he was already cataloguing every waxing studio in Gotham and preparing an interrogation.
“Guy?”
She laughed, quickly backtracking before he could rise from the bed with murderous intent. “I’m joking. Don’t harm anyone. I got waxed by a girl. Female. Very female.”
Bruce exhaled through his nose, slow and deliberate, his body easing back though his eyes lingered on hers with that stern, warning kind of glare. “Don’t joke like that,” he said flatly, his tone carrying the sharp edge of someone who wasn’t entirely joking himself. “That was not funny.”
“It was very funny,” she corrected him with a defiant little smile, her amusement never dimming. She shifted her weight and slid forward, settling onto his lap, straddling him with ease. His body responded instinctively, his back pressing into the headboard just enough to give her space, his hands finding their natural place on her thighs, gliding up and down with a reverence he would never name aloud.
She leaned in, closing the distance, pressing her mouth against his in a kiss that began soft but deepened the moment he returned it. Bruce’s lips claimed hers with quiet urgency, his large hands sliding higher, over her hips, tracing her waist before anchoring against the small of her back. He drew her into him as though he could never quite get her close enough. Her arms looped around his neck, her body melting easily into the breadth of his chest.
He broke from her lips only to trail lower, down the line of her jaw, scattering slow, open-mouthed kisses that grew warmer as they reached the delicate skin of her throat. He lingered there, savoring, tasting, his mouth dragging over her pulse point with unhurried indulgence.
And then he hummed against her skin, his voice muffled but curious. “Why do you taste sweet?”
She tilted her head back to grant him more access, smiling lazily. “New lotion of mine. Do you like it?”
“I love it.” The words left him in a murmur, almost reverent, against her neck. He kissed her again, longer this time, drawing in her sweetness as though it steadied him. One hand slid higher up her spine, pressing her firmly to him, while the other drifted lower to her thigh, his thumb brushing absently, distractedly, against her skin as though he couldn’t decide where to worship first.
There was something disarming about it — about him. For all of Gotham’s fears and headlines, for all the weight he carried, Bruce Wayne, in this room, on this bed, was simply a man undone by the scent of his wife’s lotion, the feel of her skin, the taste of her neck. And though he might never say it, not in words, she knew with absolute certainty: this was the only sweetness he’d ever allow himself to crave.
She broke the kiss only long enough to bury her face into the strong line of Bruce’s neck, inhaling that clean, smoky scent of him that never seemed to fade no matter how recently he’d showered. His arms immediately cinched tighter around her, protective and possessive all at once, as though her body belonged nowhere else but in his embrace. She smiled against his throat, though, because her stillness was never innocence; she was already plotting mischief. With calculated slowness, she rolled her hips down, the silk of her nightgown slipping further up her thighs as her heat pressed directly against the hardness he was straining beneath his pajama pants.
The change in him was instant. Bruce’s grip shifted, pulling her closer still, his body responding instinctively. His hips lifted, rolling upwards with restrained force, dragging the full length of his arousal against her clothed core. The pressure drew a soft, breathless sigh from her lips, a sound he swallowed hungrily as she ground down again. His large hands descended to her hips, the weight of them unyielding, guiding her, commanding the pace of her movements as though even her mischief could only unfold under his control.
She lifted her head then, cupping his chiseled jaw in both hands, her fingers pressing into the rough line of stubble as she pulled his mouth back to hers. The kiss was sloppy, unpolished, most of it being her panting and sighing into him, but Bruce let her set it that way. He let her pull him into it, into something raw and unrestrained. And then, with a low growl vibrating from deep in his chest, he devoured her mouth in return. Bruce Wayne kissed like a man who had been denied too long, like someone who carried hunger in every corner of his soul but only allowed it to escape here, with her. His lips moved over hers with a dark, consuming intensity, taking and giving in equal measure until there was nothing left to do but cling to him.
One hand slid from her hip, skimming the curve of her waist before pressing firmly between her shoulder blades, forcing her chest flush against his. He wanted no space, no distance, nothing to separate them. The other hand remained low, directing her movements with slow, relentless precision, dragging her against the rigid outline beneath his pajama pants until each grind made her breath catch. Every roll of his hips beneath her was deliberate, controlled, and yet brimming with a tension that threatened to snap.
The hand at her back eventually drifted lower, tracing her spine with languid command before wrapping around her side, slipping over her stomach, and continuing down. His fingers disappeared beneath the hem of her silk gown, knuckles brushing against her heated skin as he explored his way lower. He didn’t rush; Bruce Wayne never rushed when it came to her. Instead, he savored the anticipation, the way her body tensed with expectation beneath his touch. And then his hand settled firmly between her thighs, cupping her through the delicate lace of her panties, his palm pressing hard enough to make her gasp.
Bruce’s mouth hovered just beside her ear, his voice low, gravel rough, a whisper that was equal parts promise and command. “Tell me…” he murmured, his thumb stroking lazily over her lace-covered heat, “…was this part of your little self-care routine too?”
“No,” she breathed, the word soft, almost teasing, before it turned into a breathy laugh that made something low and pleased stir in his chest. “Doing it myself in the shower, with my own fingers… that’s part of my self-care routine. But tonight…” She tilted her head just enough to press a sly, intimate smile against his lips. “…I felt like being nice. Letting you do it.”
Bruce’s chest rose and fell in a slow, heavy exhale. The words tumbled from him almost unintentionally, raw in their simplicity. “God… I love you.” His lips descended to hers again, deep, insistent, devouring in that familiar way that made her knees weaken. His thick, sure fingers slipped beneath the delicate lace, seeking her, finding her clit almost instantly, and the response was immediate — her hips pressed down, bucking against him, whimpering softly into the heat of his mouth.
Her lips parted against his as he slid two fingers inside her, curling them with the precise rhythm he knew would draw out her pleasure. He could feel every quiver, every twitch, as though her body had memorized him as thoroughly as he had memorized her. “Bruce,” she moaned, breathless, warm, utterly his.
He pressed his forehead to hers for a moment, catching her gaze with his own, intense and unrelenting. Then, lowering his mouth to her bottom lip, he pecked her gently, teasing, grounding them both. “Feel good?” he asked, voice low, rough around the edges but carrying a devotion that was wholly his. She nodded without hesitation, rolling her hips further down to take him deeper, wrapping herself around him in both surrender and trust.
He watched her, captivated by the way she responded, by the slight shivers that ran through her, by the delicate, shuddering moans she tried to bite back. Everything else — the city, the chaos, the endless responsibilities — disappeared. It was only her, only them, the heat between them pressing against the world he always carried on his shoulders.
Bruce’s thumb brushed over her sensitive flesh with deliberate patience, teasing in a rhythm meant to drive her wild without letting her finish too quickly, prolonging the tension until she was practically trembling beneath him. His other hand moved to her waist, anchoring her, keeping her steady even as her body fought for every bit of release he had so carefully coaxed out.
And in that stolen, sacred Sunday-night intimacy, he thought, not for the first time: God, Sunday nights are the best.
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ꕤ shiu kong x pregnant fem wife!reader
ꕤ shiu helps you administer your new daily medication you couldn't be less than excited about due to your utter hatred of needles.
ꕤ words 1.6k
ꕤ cw: brief mention of suggestion so minors dni, fluff, needles, but nothing graphic. mention of quitting smoking, mention of shiu and reader getting tattoos but no extra details besides that, pregnancy, medicine.
ꕤ a/n: just self indulgent hell bc i missed my love sm 💕 im kinda mad w how long this got LOL was supposed to be a drabble but hopefully you enjoy 💕☕ dividers: @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more. sparkles: @/anitalenia
"For the love of God, Shiu, just do it..." You whimper into the fuzz of your sage green pregnancy pillow.
It's Sunday. The sunshine drizzles in haphazardly through the french windows and lacey curtains, casting ornate shadows on your body that's splayed across the lap of your husband, the rich smell of mocha that was brewed downstairs wafted impatiently through the hallways as it was temporarily forgotten.
I need him so badly I genuinely felt feral reading this 💔
tags ! husband!shiu x fem!reader, hurt/comfort, tiny bit of family trauma .
“shiu,” you start, slowly peeling your eyes off your phone. “shoko just invited me over for a sleepover, is that okay?” when he looks up from his own phone, his eye brows are furrowed and his mouth slightly gaped.
“what?”
“can i spend the night at shoko’s? we planned it last week but i totally forgot and she just reminded me.”
he nods slowly, as if it’s a trick question. “sure, yeah.” and when you squeal happily and go back to your phone to, he assumes, tell shoko the news, he’s worried all over again. “doll,” you hum in response, “you know you don’t gotta ask for permission, right?”
“yeah, still want to though.” he relaxes a little knowing you’re aware this isn’t a requirement. he wants to know where you are, of course, he wants to make sure you’re safe but he would never say ‘no’ to you, you don’t need to run it by him.
the next time it happens, it’s as surprising as the last. “sorry?”
“can i take the car out for a ride?”
“your car?” you nod. like he’s not spiralling. shiu is goddamn spiralling because now that you’re married, you’re acting like he became your parent. which he isn’t, he’s your husband, your partner, he doesn’t have any supernatural authority on you, your wants shouldn’t be a question. but it’s late and he’s too tired to discuss this. he will though, just later.
“of course, sweetheart. don’t be too late.” you nod excitedly. he got you a classic car as a wedding present and it seems you can stop ‘taking it out for a ride’. but he’s just happy you’re happy.
he prays you are.
the third time is like a slap in the face. “can we… stop?” his hands are off your waist in a second, but they come right up to your arm and cheek. “sorry, just don’t feel it tonight.”
“baby, seriously, don’t ever do this again.” he hears it the second it comes out, sees the fear in your eyes, doesn’t seem like you’re scared of him, just of disappointing him. “i mean don’t force yourself to do something for my sake.”
“i didn’t, i just asked to stop.”
“asked? if you don’t want to have sex tell me before hand, tell me now, don’t ‘ask’ me if we can stop. of course we can stop, we can always stop at any time.”
“i just don’t wanna sound bossy—”
“you know, i don’t get what changed.” he sees your eyes widen as he steps back to sit down a distance away om the bed you’re both on. “before we got married, half your personality was that you’re bossy, i liked that about you, sweetheart. and now, i mean, you’re still bossy as hell, but you ask for the most random things.”
“asking to stop is not random—”
“what about asking to sleepover at a friends?”
“not random, we share a house now, i can’t just go and come as i please—”
“you’re right, i wouldn’t want you to not let me know. but there’s a difference between letting me know and asking like i might say no.”
you sigh, you hands dropping to lay in your lap. “i just— i don’t know what i’m supposed to do now that we’re married. dad always said that the man of the house would be pretty damn pissed with half what i do, i don’t wanna fight, shiu.”
he doesn’t responsd, doesn’t give your fears any power, just pulls you in to kiss you immediately. when he pulls away, your lips chasing his, he’s smiling. “i love you. the bossy you that i married.”
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST WHST I NEEDED 😩🩷