The Dude.

|| Postal Dude Alter. || +18 ONLY. l|| I'm a loud mouth and my ex wife is a bastard whore(≧∇≦)/ (♡22/9/24♡)

[chppdliver]

Late intro...... oops.

(◍•ᴗ•◍)

Hi, We collectively go by Dallas :)) But, I am a Postal 2 Dude alter who mainly runs this account, sometimes other headmates fuck around on here.

Obviously, we're a DID system, but we don't really tie that into our media..but we might talk about it here and thereee.

DNI: TCC, bigot fucks, homophobes, trandphobes, yknow...the basics...But honestly we're good at coexisting with people.

so, now that I have our collective info out of the way, Heres some info about me personally :D!!!

My name is Postal Dude Jr...duh...obvi..

I'm 46..(not bodily.) yeah I'm a peepaw leave me alone!!! I'm also genderfluid, sometimes I'm just a she/her, yknow how it is. I like guns and analog horror shit. I cuss alot mb. If you're sensitive you probably wont like me, Idgaf when shit flies out my face hole, I am lowkey very opinionated and will give you word vomit. My favorite color is blue x3 and I like asian food alot, especially Indian.

I do NOT care about cancel culture, what's problematic and what's not. I will block you faster than I can finish in your mom. I like what I like, and ignore what I want. I will not listen to your "That's problematic!!" speech. thank yaur!!

Despite my last paragraph I'm nice, I swear.

anyway, add our Discord: 4mokenn

(TALK TO ME PLEA-)

IM SILLY I'M SILLY I'M SILLY I'M SI-

[vanalex]

[krunchy-bone]

Postal 1 CowDude because I finally figured out to to tie him into the Postal Cowboy universe…

[chppdliver]

Hes still handsome

[bocla-deactivated20170419]

[chppdliver]

YEAAAH

[butcher--bird]

my girls 😔💪

[dusty-tails]

greetings jthm fandom I come bearing fanart. It's all Nny btw. I just started drawing him today I am NOT consistent okay

You will now see me never draw him again goodbye

[jaydrawzkool]

jthm picz

I'll upload more 👍👍

[tdutb]

randomly тhoughт abouт p1 dude wearing his hair in a braid and obviously had тo draw iт....... тhis was going тo be a quick skeтch/doodle

[almightyandroid]

asexual queen ✨

[chppdliver]

be who you aaareee for your priiiiideee

[okratic]

I'm in danger of losing my apartment.

Firstly, I really really don't feel comfortable asking people for money but I don't want to end up in the streets of my city. This city has the highest sex trafficking rate in all of America. I'm not interested in being further traumatized.

❤️ I appreciate you reading this secondly. ❤️

My life has been really rough and I know that won't change. But I do know that there are also times where I can't let it dictate my survival.

I made a gofund me, I'm not used to this but it would be awesome if you can share this around. I have till August to get enough money to survive.

Donate to Help Secure a Safe Home for Domestic Abuse Survivor, organized by Marie Macias

In 2020 my mom tried to kill me, I grew up in a violent and alcohol f… Marie Macias needs your support for Help Secure a Safe Home for Domes

I can also do commissions, I draw a bit so maybe I can do some for $5? Lmk if interested

[psych0s1sm1t0s1s]

Additional tags added for commission exposure.

[okratic]

I'm in danger of losing my apartment.

Firstly, I really really don't feel comfortable asking people for money but I don't want to end up in the streets of my city. This city has the highest sex trafficking rate in all of America. I'm not interested in being further traumatized.

❤️ I appreciate you reading this secondly. ❤️

My life has been really rough and I know that won't change. But I do know that there are also times where I can't let it dictate my survival.

I made a gofund me, I'm not used to this but it would be awesome if you can share this around. I have till August to get enough money to survive.

Donate to Help Secure a Safe Home for Domestic Abuse Survivor, organized by Marie Macias

In 2020 my mom tried to kill me, I grew up in a violent and alcohol f… Marie Macias needs your support for Help Secure a Safe Home for Domes

I can also do commissions, I draw a bit so maybe I can do some for $5? Lmk if interested

[psych0s1sm1t0s1s]

Additional tags added for commission exposure.

[s1lly-gh02tz]

His outfits always ate

[seven-oh-four]

[sebdoesnothing]

[crunchchute]

Champ!

[devanated]

Devi D Stimboard I made heh

[skullofrome]

Hot take from the JTHM fandom: I don’t think a JTHM movie should be made. Never. Not because of some weird purity nonsense like “iTs NoT tHe SaMe As ThE cOmIcS” because- yeah, that’s the fucking point. It’s because I am terrified of one thing: Incels.

Okay, here’s the deal:

We all know that Nny isn’t supposed to be idolised or looked up to, right? Like there are multiple times in the comic where his way of thinking or philosophy or whatever else you can describe the disastercore crockpot shitstew brewing in his mind as are criticised and questioned. He’s a great and genuinely fascinating character, I love him to death, but in real life he’d be a horrible, horrible person.

With all due respect and appreciation, he’s a dangerous, irrational, impulsive, hair-thin triggered, pathetic, cowardly hypocritical loser who tried to kill Devi, the one person he loved because he was afraid of a possibility he had no reason to worry about or even believe will happen. He is a sadistic monster who knows what he is doing is wrong but does not have the capacity and/or willpower to stop himself from hurting the people around him.

Point is- most of us should understand that Johnny is not meant to be looked at as an almighty prophet or a philosopher equivalent to the likes of Socrates or Confucius or this, that and any of the other. I believe we are meant to look at him as a force of nature: something that is chaotic and horrible and unwanted but is cursed to exist anyway. Something to study and analyse but never to admire or aspire to be. As relatable and funny and, dare I say, cathartic as he is, we must never give into the temptation of being like him. Incels and people like them, on the other hand, absolutely do not understand any of these things.

You see, incels are stupid. It’s why they blame women and minorities for the fact that they’re unlikeable and subpar. This applies to how they consume media, too. Characters like Walter White and The Joker were completely misunderstood and butchered by incels. If a morally grey male character pushed to the edge is even thought of within an incel’s space, they will devour and kill and consume it like bloodthirsty piranhas without giving it a second thought. As “intellectual” as they larp themselves to be, they have none; they don’t self-reflect, or analyse, or do even the slightest amount of critical thinking about anything. Their lack of self-awareness should disgust and horrify you. When those people read JTHM, they don’t see Johnny as who and what he actually is - a force of nature to avoid and only take in from a distance - they see him as a misunderstood genius; a pillar of supreme and almighty intellect; a based Chad among the sea of soyjack virgins that is Society™️. They take him seriously.

They’re literally Jimmy. And nobody likes Jimmy.

[chppdliver]

speak your truth

[devanated]

Johnny C. Stimboard 🕷️