Chris Christopher Christopherson

Hi, I'm a guy. I draw cartoons, make videos, play video games, all kinds of stuff. Take off your shoes and stay a while.

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POKEMON GEN 3 RANKED IN ALL CAPS PART THREE: POKE POKE MON MON YEAH

ABSOLUTELY WE’RE GOING ALL THE WAY THROUGH THESE LET’S DO IT

NAME: VOLBEAT AKA: VOGUEBUG QUALITY: GREAT POSES REALLY SELLS THAT COAT RANKING: FIERCE/10

NAME: ILLUMISE AKA: GRANNYBUG QUALITY: MADE YOU SOME COOKIES RANKING: COZY/10

NAME: ROSELIA AKA: BLUE AND RED VERSION QUALITY: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST REJECT RANKING: BARELY EVEN FRIENDS/10

NAME: GULPIN AKA: TWO LIPS QUALITY: LOOK AT IT THAT HAND LOOKS LIKE A SECOND MOUTH WTF RANKING: 

/10

NAME: SWALOT AKA: STACHE-CHEEKS QUALITY: IT’S YOUR ACE OF DIAMONDS IN BATTLE RANKING: UGH/10

NAME: CARVANHA AKA: SNUGGLES QUALITY: COLLECTS TINY CERAMIC ANIMALS  RANKING: GOOD AT PARTIES/10

NAME: SHARPEDO AKA: BULLET BILL QUALITY: NOT REALLY VERY GOOD IN THE WATER... RANKING: AWKWARD/10

NAME: WAILMER AKA: FRANCINE QUALITY: ARTHUR’S BEST FRIEND RANKING:

DO YOU SEE IT???/10

NAME: WAILORD AKA: LORD WHALINGTON QUALITY: ONE REGAL BEAGLE RANKING: KINGLY/10

NAME: NUMMEL AKA: MOSS DOG QUALITY: SOMEONE CLEAN OFF IT’S BACK PLEASE RANKING: NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE/10

NAME: CAMERUPT AKA: VOLCAN-OOOS QUALITY: LITERALLY IT’S LIKE IT SAYS “OOO” ON HIS SIDE BE IN AWE RANKING: OOO/10

NAME: TORKOAL AKA: SMOKED TURTLE QUALITY: DON’T GOOGLE SMOKED TURTLE OH GOD WHY RANKING: 

/10

NAME: SPOINK AKA: CIRCUS PIG QUALITY: JUST WANTS TO IMPRESS YOU WITH ITS BALANCE SKILLS RANKING: 6/10 VERY TALENTED

NAME: GRUMPIG AKA: BOBAPIG QUALITY: VERY MESSY EATER GOT BOBA ALL OVER HIMSELF RANKING: DRINK YOUR TEA SLOWLY/10

NAME: SPINADA AKA: POOH BEAR IN A DRYER QUALITY: OH BOTHER PLEASE LET ME OUT RANKING: VOMIT/10

NAME: TRAPINCH AKA: STARRY-EYED SNACKER QUALITY: HUNGRY RANKING: WHEN’S DINNER/10

NAME: VIBRAVA AKA: MONEY WINGS QUALITY: ROLLIN’ DEEP RANKING: SUCCESSFUL/10

NAME: FLYGON AKA: BUGASAURUS QUALITY: GOOD WITH HAIR PRODUCTS RANKING: EXTINCT/10

NAME: CACNEA AKA: JACK O’ MELON QUALITY: I ALWAYS READ THIS ONE’S NAME AS CANCER-EA. LIKE DIARRHEA BUT WITH CANCER. FOR SOME REASON. RANKING:

/10

NAME: CACTURNE AKA: SCARE-CACTUS QUALITY: GREAT FOR CORNFIELDS RANKING: CILLIAN MURPHY/10

NAME: SWABLU AKA: CUMULO-NIMBIRD QUALITY: FLOOFY RANKING: COTTONY FRESH/10

NAME: ALTARIA  AKA: VAPE LIFE QUALITY: DANK RANKING: 420/10

NAME: ZANGOOSE AKA: STOCK MARKET BEAR QUALITY: ALWAYS UP AND DOWN RANKING: OKAY POKEMON

WHAT’S THE DEAL HERE THIS IS A GOOSE

THIS IS A MONGOOSE

ZANGOOSE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE EITHER OF THESE THINGS

HE LOOKS MORE LIKE THIS 

IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE GOING FOR? OH KIDS WILL LOVE THIS. KIDS LOVE MARKET ANALYTICS. THANKS POKEMON WOW WHAT A GREAT GIFT. THANK YOU

HE’S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A ‘MON YOU GUYS

GOOD GALD/10

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POKEMON GEN 3 RANKED IN ALL CAPS PART TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL. GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL. *BREEEATHES IN* 

NAME: NINCADA AKA: FU MAN CHU BUG QUALITY: VERY WISE RANKING: RACIST/10

NAME: NINJASK AKA: BUGRUTO QUALITY: HOKAGE RANKING: BELIEVE IT/10

NAME: SHEDINJA AKA: EVANGELION REJECT QUALITY: MIGHT BE DEAD RANKING: REST IN PIECE/10

NAME: WHISMUR AKA: PIGLET QUALITY: BLIND RAKNKING: OH D-D-D-DEAR/10

NAME: LOUDRED AKA: BEATS BY DRE QUALITY: HIDDEN MICKEY? RANKING: TURN THAT RACKET OFF/10

NAME: EXPLOUD AKA: TURKEY HAND QUALITY: CHILD’S CRAFT PROJECT RANKING: 2/10 COLOR INSIDE THE LINES KIDS

NAME: MAKUHITA AKA: GARBAGE BAG QUALITY: PRETTY DUMB GUYS WHY WOULD YOU MAKE GARBAGE A ‘MON RANKING: WAIT YOU’RE TELLING ME THERE IS A GARBAGE POKEMON/10

NAME: HARIYAMA AKA: #1 FAN QUALITY: GOOD AT SPORTING EVENTS RANKING: 7(TH INNING STRETCH)/OUT

NAME: AZURILL AKA: BALL BUTTCORD ATTOURNEY AT LAW QUALITY: ON THE CASE. ALSO A BALL. RANKING: SAD/10

NAME: NOSEPASS AKA: HARD PASS QUALITY: WANTS TO HUG BUT NOSE IS TOO POKEY RANKING: MEANS WELL/10

NAME: SKITTY AKA: HERRO KITTY QUALITY: USEFUL TAIL DOUBLES AS PIN CUSHION RANKING: 9/10 FOR UTILITY. 1/10 FOR RACISM

NAME: DELCATTY AKA: AIRPLANE PILLOW QUALITY: GREAT NECK SUPPORT RANKING: 5/10 W/FREE PEANUTS

NAME: SABLEYE AKA: JEWEL MUPPET QUALITY: VERY BLIND DUE TO SOME CRUEL RHINESTONING  RANKING: 4/10 WOULD LOOK CUTE ON A JEAN VEST OR PHONE CASE

NAME: MAWILE AKA: AUDREY II QUALITY: I HAVEN’T SEEN LITTLE SHOP SO THAT’S AS FAR AS THIS JOKE GOES FRIENDS RANKING: 2/10 NEEDS MORE RESEARCH 

NAME: ARON AKA: ROCKASAURUS QUALITY: SWISS CHEESE-ESQE  RANKING: DRAINS PASTA WELL/10

NAME: LAIRON AKA: LARRY QUALITY: PRETTY COOL GUY RANKING: CHILL/10

NAME: AGGRON AKA: TRICERADAD QUALITY: JUST WANTS YOU TO DO YOUR BEST RANKING: FATHERLY/10

NAME: MEDITITE AKA: BLUEBERRY YOGA QUALITY: DELICIOUS AND RELAXING RANKING: ZEN/10

NAME: MEDICHAN AKA: GOOFPANTS QUALITY: EMBARRASSING YOUNGER SIBLING RANKING: I DON’T KNOW HIM/10

NAME: ELECTRIKE AKA: ZAPPY LEAFDAWG QUALITY: HIS SPARK IS WORSE THAN HIS BITE RANKING: WEIRD/10

NAME: MANECTRIC AKA: CONEDOG QUALITY: THIS DOGGO LOVES CLASSIC SNL RANKING: CULTURED/10

NAME: PLUSLE AKA: NOT PIKACHU QUALITY: DEFINITELY NOT PIKACHU RANKING: OC DO NOT STEAL/10

NAME: MINUN AKA: STILL NOT PIKACHU QUALITY: NOPE NO PIKACHUS HERE MOVE ALONG RANKING: NOTHING TO SEE/10

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POKEMON GEN 3 RANKED IN ALL CAPS PART ONE

YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR IT BUT PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON ITS HERE 

NAME: TREECKO AKA: TACO HEAD QUALITY: CUTE? RANKING: 6/10 -1 POINT FOR NOSE FACE

NAME: GROVYLE AKA: FABIO SNAKE QUALITY: COOL I GUESS RANKING: 7/10 FOR FRILLY SLEEVES

NAME: SCEPTILE AKA: BACKNE QUALITY: COOL BUT UHH WE GOTTA GET YOU EXFOLIATING RANKING: 6/10 PLEASE WASH THAT BACK 

NAME: TORCHIC AKA: TRES CHIQUE QUALITY: FABULOUS DARLING RANKING: 7/10 LOOK AT THAT HEADPIECE BEAUTIFUL DARLING OH

NAME: COMBUSKEN AKA: PUBERTY QUALITY: OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED RANKING: 4/10 EVERYONE HAS AN AWKWARD PHASE DEAR

NAME: BLAZIKEN AKA: HAIR VEST QUALITY: UNSHAVEN, COULD USE SOME LANDSCAPING RANKING: 7/10 GOOD KICKER NEEDS SLEEVES MAYBE 

NAME: MUDKIP AKA: MEMEKIP QUALITY: LIKEABLE  RANKING: 9/10 FOR THE LULZ

NAME: MARSHTOMP AKA: MEMESMILE QUALITY: UNKISSABLE CHEEKS RANKING: 6/10 FOR SPREADING HUGS 

NAME: SWAMPERT AKA: ARMPADS QUALITY: SAFE AS FORK RANKING: 7/10 READY FOR SKATES

NAME: POOCHYENA AKA: SNAGGLETOOTH QUALITY: POOCHY-YEN-UH...? POOCH-HY-EE-NAH? POO...FORK. RANKING: 3/10 STOOPID NAME

NAME: MIGHTYENA AKA: HOT TOPIC DOG QUALITY: WAKE ME UP INSIDE RANKING: 10/10 SENSITIVE AS FUCK DOGGO

NAME: ZIGZAGOON AKA: RACOON AFTER CAR WASH QUALITY: IN NEED OF CONDITIONER RANKING: 7/10 SEND IT TO A SALON

NAME: LINOONE AKA: ZIGZA-GONE! QUALITY: THIS IS JUST ZIGZAGOONE AGAIN BUT WITH GOOD PRODUCT RANKING: POMADE/10

NAME: WURMPLE AKA: BUTTMOUTH QUALITY: MUST DO LOTS OF FACE SQUATS...? RANKING: 5/10 YOU GOTTA WONDER ABOUT THE BURPS

NAME: SILCOON AKA: KRACKO QUALITY: HEY THERE YOU ARE KIRBY ASKED ABOUT YOU RANKING: 2/10 WRONG GAME, DUDE

NAME: BEAUTIFLY AKA: STRAWMOUTH QUALITY: I DON’T KNOW HOW A BUTT TURNED INTO A STRAW BUT WOW RANKING: 6/10 FOR GOOD UTILITY

NAME: CASCOON AKA: KRACKO COME ON QUALITY: HEY MAN I ALEADY TOLD YOU RANKING: 1/10 READ THE ROOM MAN GET OUT

NAME: DUSTOX AKA: MONONOKE-FACE QUALITY: GET IT? REMEMBER? THE SPIRIT THINGS? HA HA HA. RANKING: 2/10 NOT APPRECIATED IN ITS OWN TIME

NAME: LOWTAD AKA: SNEAKY DUCK QUALITY: WE SEE YOU UNDER THERE RANKING: 2/10 NOT SUPER GOOD HIDING, BRUD

NAME: LOMBRE AKA: SAD-BRERO QUALITY: WHAT IS WRONG DUDE CHEER UP YOU’VE GOT A HAT RANKING: 5/10 GOOD LIPSTICK APPLICATION

NAME: LUDICOLO AKA: PINATA NIGHTMARE QUALITY: SWEET GALD IN HERVEN IT WANTS TO PUT CANDY IN YOU RANKING: 6/10 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

NAME: SEEDOT AKA: NUT BURGLAR QUALITY: MASTER JEWEL THIEF AND ALSO SUPER GOOD ACORN RANKING: 8/10 ALERT AUTHORITIES IF SEEN

NAME: NUZLEAF AKA: PINNOCHI-NO QUALITY: LIAR/BAGGY PANTS ENTHUSIAST RANKING: 3/10 TELL THE TRUTH

NAME: SHIFTRY AKA: BEARDBACK QUALITY: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, POKEMON.

POKEMON. HEY. HEY. POKEMON.

YOU FORKED UP. PUT THIS ONE BACK IN THE OVEN.

WHY ARE HIS FAN HANDS

WHY ARE HIS BEARD BACK

WHY ARE HIS CLOGS FEET

WHY ARE HE SCOWLING 

WHY. WHY. WHY. 

DONKEY EARS???

WHY. 

RANKING: 1/10 PRISON FOR LIFE

NAME: TAILOW AKA: WIDEBEAK QUALITY: HIS GRANDMA PULLED HIS CHEEKS TOO HARD 

GAVE HIM STRETCHY FACE RANKING: 5/10 STILL CUTE BUT BACK OFF GRANDMA

NAME: SWELLOW AKA: SWOL’OW QUALITY: THIS BIRD SPENDS HOURS AT THE GYM, BRUD RANKING: 6/10 LOOK AT THAT SMUG DICK

NAME: WINGULL AKA: SWEATBANDS QUALITY: HAS TROUBLE FLYING BECAUSE OF WRIST ACCESSORIES RANKING: 5/10 YOU CAN TAKE THEM OFF, GUY.

NAME: PELLIPER AKA: TOILET BIRD QUALITY: HE LOOKS LIKE A TOILET. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. RANKING: 5/10 I STARED AT THIS BIRD FOR 15 MINUTES 

NAME: RALTS AKA: RINGO QUALITY: HEY RINGO THERE’S SOMETHING IN YOUR HEAD RANKING: 4/10 I’VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS

NAME: KIRLIA AKA: TINY DANCER QUALITY: GRACEFUL  RANKING: 7/10 HOLD ME CLOSER

NAME: GARDEVOIR AKA: MINTY NO LEGS QUALITY: SHE FLOATED INTO MY OFFICE... I KNEW SHE WAS TROUBLE RANKING: 7/10 I’M ON THE CASE

NAME: SURSKIT AKA: SPIDER ONION QUALITY: HEY MAN YOUR EYEBROWS ARE ON YOUR CHEEKS RANKING: 5/10 GOOD HAT THO

NAME: MASQUERAIN AKA: TWO-FACE QUALITY: PAPER FACES ON PARADE RANKING: 7/10 FAAAAACES

NAME: SHROOMISH AKA: GRUMPY BEET QUALITY: SOMEBODY WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PATCH RANKING: 5/10 CHEER UP BRUD

NAME: BRELOOM AKA: FROGSTROCITY QUALITY: UHMMMM EXCUSE ME. 

HOW DOES THIS

BECOME THIS

I ASK YOU. I ASK YOU. WHAT IS THIS.

IT’S LIKE A DINOSAUR SKINNED A FROG AND MADE A SUIT AND HAT OUT OF HIM AND THEN WAS LIKE “WELL I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A BROCCOLI TAIL TOO” YEAH OKAY SURE WHY NOT

RANKING: HORRIFYING/10

NAME: SLAKOTH AKA: NO-BONES QUALITY: CUTER THAN A BEANIE BABY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION RANKING: 8/10 WOULD SNUGGLE 

NAME: VIGAROTH AKA: WAVEGUY QUALITY: OH HEY HOW’S IT GOING. *WAVES BACK* RANKING: 5/10 PRETTY FRIENDLY

NAME: SLAKING AKA: DAD BOD QUALITY: ASLEEP OR DEAD, NOT SURE RANKING: 5/10 PASS THE REMOTE

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Oh hi, dead blog

Hi everybody... I’m gonna see if I can maybe kick this thing or that thing back into gear. I’m not sure which Tumblr I’m going to keep up with, but I’ll be sure to let you know. Stay tuned if you want? 

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R U stILL ALIVE

WHO GOES THERE? 

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Why Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine is Actually Way Better Than The 2016 Deadpool

Just hear us out.

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I am still obsessed with Gascoigne. You can’t help it when you love and draw your favorite character!

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*when your ask inbox gets a flurry of activity then suddenly goes dead again* ._.

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how are you doing at school? do you like it??

Hey,random anon - I left, actually. It was a very difficult decision that came after a few months of consideration. I was pretty miserable from the get-go. But I waited, hoping it would get better, talking to EVERYONE I could about my experience and trying to gauge their opinions. I learned a lot of interesting stuff in the time I was there, but it came down to: 1) I was going to be 29-30 years old coming out of that school. I'd rather spend those 4 years doing something instead of preparing to do something. 2) school life and I don't get along well. The schedule was causing me to sleep poorly, eat poorly, avoid exercise. Exercise has become a big part of my life these last 2 years. Losing that was my first big sign something was wrong. It was actually a good choice, in the long run. I haven't wasted any time. I'm down in LA, I've already gotten a pretty exciting job, gotten hooked up with some friends who want to make videos and work on other comedic-type projects, I'm exercising again, and I can spend more time with my girlfriend. (whom I was just starting to date when school started, but probably would have had to say goodbye to when school got more rigorous- and that would have been a big shame.) I think I needed to go and get some answers about myself; and I got them. I'm just not conditioned for school. I'm better at teaching myself skills, in some cases. I was doing well academically, it was just killing me when I would go home and have to make decisions about taking care of myself. Easy equaled better, and that's no way to live long-term.So yeah, that's the answer! But I'm doing my best, and taking life one step at a time. Thanks for wondering. Enjoy the information overload. :P

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A Public Apology for Enjoying Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival and Happy Home Designer:

Dear America/The World, I'm sorry to have let you down. I feel as though I have collectively disappointed the entire human race with my actions; But the first step to forgiveness is accepting responsibility for my feelings, and so here we are. We have certain reasonable expectations for our fellow peoples: Be kind to one another, don't steal, be truthful, and don't give Nintendo money when they drop quick filler titles to stall for time. As you know, I have been less than successful with the latter of those expectations. What's worse; I have done so with unabashed elation, like a puppy tearing into a roll of toilet paper or a child giggling as it rolls around in foreign, indeterminable excrement - It is too late for me. I am lost to sin. Let the record show that the elements were against me! Collectible cards and figurines? Decorating? Outfits? These are gaming devices that equate to eating and breathing for a young man such as myself; they are not just pleasurable, they are goddamn essential. And honestly, I don't think you guys understand what these cards do. The special ones let you customize homes for characters you otherwise wouldn't encounter. You can't deny that my hands were tied. I made a conscious effort to stay away! I said "Not again. Not one more Amiibo." To myself, privately. Possibly very quietly. Possibly not really spoken aloud. This was weeks ago, I can't remember. Maybe I said something like "oh crap." It's a little hazy now. It's too late for me now, obviously. The damage is done. The money is spent. To make matters worse: I have no intention of stopping. My friends have all but disowned me; choosing to shoot me sideways embarrassed glances instead of embracing me warmly, as a friend they're proud to know. I can't blame them. But I can know deep down when I come home and I see those little Isabelle eyes looking up at me... It'll all be worth it. Then I'll sit and play Balloon Pop for 20 minutes in quiet frustration while the cast of Animal Crossing sits in front of me... With their beady, judging eyes. Beady, judging eyes that I paid for. Please accept my humblest apologies. I am deeply ashamed. Also, if you have like a Harriet or Tom Nook you don't need, I'll totally trade you bro. I've got like way too many Joans. Let's make it happen.

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Artist: @tysonmurphy

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wow

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whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Wat

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Hi! Big fan of your BLOODBORNE IN ALL CAPS Series. I made me cry with laughter. I was wondering if you are ever going to make an Old Hunters version? All the best!

WHOAAA THANKS!!!! This message is wonderful. ;_; unfortunately I am trash and working very slowly through Old Hunters, because A) it's amazing and B) it is kicking my ass. When I finish it, totally!

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Here’s a quick shoutout to the amazing Souls-y poster art by @grainock! You can check out their Etsy store right here!

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Happy Halloween from Sebastian Castellanos.