i am a sleepy boy

chris

[chrisisunavailable]

It's 2026 I'm normalizing anal fissures no matter what it takes

[chrisisunavailable]

Let it be known a little white boy may be putting ginger in their coffee latte at this time of year. It's some spicy stuff, makes it taste like a gingerbread

Scary shit man, let me tell ya, it's scary how much control I have.

I fucking love ginger 🫚☕️

[chrisisunavailable]

Everyone my tea is steeping keep an eye on it and please remove the leaves in 7 minutes so I can go have diarrhea okay thank you bye-bye thank you thank you

[chrisisunavailable]

I can't believe I was smoking a joint when Jimmy Carter died

[chrisisunavailable]

It's come to be that I associate him with smoking joints entirely now and can't have one without thinking of him 😪

[chrisisunavailable]

I'm not autistic the fact that I organize my mugs in a biaxial measure by height and width means nothing

[and-so-on]

[jingerpi]

[chrisisunavailable]

Crazy how as a kid I thought treating American society as "survival of the fittest" was cruel and everyone thought I was just too sensitive and now the government is trying to mass murder/enslave POC and everyone is shrugging it off. I think I'm dead

[chrisisunavailable]

Normalize using the oven when everyone is asleep

[chrisisunavailable]

Hey has anyone drawn Mark Invincible stuck dying in a glue trap as their invincible war oc yet? I might be able to break new ground on this

[chrisisunavailable]

Hey I did it btw

[chrisisunavailable]

Hey has anyone drawn Mark Invincible stuck dying in a glue trap as their invincible war oc yet? I might be able to break new ground on this

[atvbs]

hey jun i remembered tumblr existed so i want u to look up lego piece 32557

oh this is Epic.

[2000-very-small-ants]

[chrisisunavailable]

Don from regular show had an unreasonable amount of sex appeal

[coughloop]

spongebob swuarepants and his big wicked clawrm

[insomniac-arrest]

The service industry is like living in a parallel world, you're busy when everyone else is free on the weekends or night time, you're working the hardest when everyone else is resting or playing on the holidays

You see your family after everyone else is back at work, there is is no Christmas for service workers, there are no weekends, it's time formed in the shadow of "real" life, life lived in the invert

[insomniac-arrest]

"I'm stuck in a time loop" "I entered a parallel dimension" "body snatchers have changed everyone else's behavior toward me" yes, understandable, we've all worked in retail

[insomniac-arrest]

he was so real for this

[chrisisunavailable]

I can't believe I was smoking a joint when Jimmy Carter died

[theambitiouswoman]

Stick to the plan not your mood. Your mind has to be stronger than your feelings. It’s okay to have odd days, but don’t let those odd days become a routine. Winning your mind is the most important part of the process.

[sewercentipede]

[toskarin]

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

[toskarin]

sensing?