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I was alarmed to read today on a friend's page, that 25% of the women living in the UK are on medication for psychological problems or mental illness. That really is worrying, to think that the other 75% remain untreated!

#crazy #nuts #insane #mental

#Smokin #smoke #smoking #Guns #gun #goin #going

My mate just got pulled over by the police. They said to him "Do you know what speed you were doing?" He replied "Yea the good stuff that Ronnie got me!"

#speed #cop #coppers #police

Insomnia?

#sleep #insomnia

I just heard that following an in depth inquiry, experts have said that the cause of the ceiling collapse at London's Apollo was weak old material. I know Mark Haddon's play "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" was based on the 1892 Sherlock Holmes story Silver Blaze, but it just seems a bit harsh to blame the play-write....

#apollo #ceiling collapse #london #london apollo #mark haddon #the curious incedent of the dog in the night

My mate said to me "Why is it that when my wife says we need to talk,,,, I never get a chance to say anything"

#talk #wife #never get a chance

I just heard that Star Wars has sold out to Disney,,,,,,I am gutted, does this mean that future episodes will become childish fantasies with no connection to reality?

#star wars #reality #disney

Seen on Dublin rubbish bins "Litter is disgusting and so are those who are responsible" I'm glad I'm irresponsible, otherwise peope might think I'm disgusting!

#Dublin #rubbish #litter

My mate just came back from a once in a lifetime holiday! I said wow that's amazing... He replied, "Tell you what, I'll never do that again!"

#holiday #holiday of a lifetime #never #never do that again

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#the end of the world as we know it

Don't you just love prescriptive, no scratch that, perverted, no scratch that, premenstrual, no scratch that, predictive txt!

#txt #text #predictive #predictive txt

I rang up the gym today and asked em if they could teach me to do the splits. They said "Sure how flexible ar you?" I replied "Fairly, I cant make it Tuesdays though,"

#gym #the splits #tuesdays

Rain Roof?

#Rain #roof #sun roof #car #wet

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

#fish #gold fish #tank #gold fish bowl

Are you coming to the Barbie?

#barbie

My new girlfriend overheard me talking to a friend on the phone about her this morning... Ten minutes later I found her pouring Strongbow in the bath,,,,,,,,,, she didn't quite get it when I said I couldn't wait to get inside her!

#girl friend #cider #bath

Baby I love you soooooo much!

#fly #shit #love

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