Gelsey Bell Simp

Gelsey Bell, Malloysicals, some weeb shit, whatever my current autistic hyperfixations are, and other random shite

[christian-kiwi]

Posting this because it's really neat, and rather weird.

[blackpyrefly]

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

whenever I read about tardigrades being super resistant to all kinds of shit I side eye the scientists who were *checks my notes* doing this shit

do they do this to every new animal? a new monkey gets found in the rainforest, let's throw it at walls to see how tough it is

[princess-rosiebird]

Pov ur being smelled

[princess-rosiebird]

Show these 2 you're mom

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[phantomrose96]

I just say words recreationally

[infertilityidol]

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[xtroor]

All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @veryverydeadblog

[doctor-who-tom-baker]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Friendly fire friday

[mrsterlingeverything]

Friendly fire is now enabled on the dash

[miss-mania]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @youreattheparty

[oneheadtoanother]