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Hey guys, Im chris:) 20 not quite sure what I want to do with life this far. I love my girlfriend and my friends and am a pretty friendly dude:) Instagram chris__rea Thanks for stoppin by:)

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[shakeitoffs]

i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

[dekutree]

easy

Pokemon Red

Pokemon Blue

Pokemon Gold

Pokemon Silver

Pokemon Bronze

Pokemon Red Fire

Pokemon Grass Green

Pokemon Ruby Tuesday

Pokemon Safe Fire

Pokemon A B C

Pokemon X Y Z

Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s

Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters

Pokemon The Last Airbender

Pokemon of the Galaxy

Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum

Pokemon Horror Story: Coven

Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2

Pokemon Ping Pong

Pokemon Party 

Pokemon Party 8

PokeKart: Double Dash

Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 

Pokemon Cross Dress

Pokemon Fingerblast

Pokemon Facebook Edition

Pokemon Who?

Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

[ofcorsolas]

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

[dekutree]

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

[bpdjanedoe]

My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

what happens next?!

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

[fanalis]

don’t trust ppl who start with grass pokemon

[98378603835842-deactivated20170]

this post is trash

[goatsworthy1-deactivated2016062]

chespin is the best

[aswexual-deactivated20140402]

grass type pokemon are the best???? whst the fuck

[feltguy]

u like grass Pokemon huh? u like grass? u wanna jack off in the grass? gonna rub grass on urself? maybe fuck a grasshopper? ur disgusting u grasshopper fucker

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

[jwstudying]

Alan Rickman died when he was 69, David Bowie died when he was 69. Donald Trump is currently 69. Me @ God 

[xhba]

[derpycats]

I’m at university and missing my cats, so my mum sent me this beautiful picture of Jorgie

[bonginspector]

What language is this

[tittytaytay]

idk but somehow i understand it

[solarsquared]

“that’s calm”

[sixpenceee]

Fireworks Over Lima, Peru

Fireworks captured by a drone at about 200 meters. 

GIF made by Sixpenceee. Original video via YouTube. 

[scientificphilosopher]

[patientlights]

[beenoman]

[workingmidnightsurgery]

me: who’s that pretty girl over there ???

me: [teleports] SIKE! it’s me

[brandydoesart]

[cptrackham]

What I fucking loved about this moment is that it could be taken two ways: either BB-8 being fucking adorable and trying his best to imitate Finn, 

or BB-8 being protective as fuck and saying Bitch if you fuck this up I will fucking burn you alive

[gallifreyburning]

#ok so reactions to this seems split 80/20 into two camps:#those who think bb8 is like ‘yay me too thumbs up!!’ which is the 80%#then the remaining 20% who think it’s ‘oh you think so huh?? you think so?? [FLIPS BIRD]’#I’m in the 20% bird flipping camp#which makes me love bb8 all the more#this is the droid who’s like ‘ur wearing poe’s jacket ZAP FIRST ASK QUESTIONS NEVER ZAP ZAP ZAP’#'ZAP MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR’#and the lead up to this is Finn trying to get bb8 to back up the lie that Finn is Resistance#with nothing in exchange except a 'pretty please’ from your boy here#and bb8 does it but like IM NOT CONSPIRING WITH YOU HUMAN#IM WITH POE#AND AFTER THAT MY ADOPTED CHILD REY#UR NEW#WATCH YOURSELF#[FLIPS TINY ADORABLE MIDDLE FINGER AT FINN]#[ON FIRE] ( @harrietvane )