[barsilaybdroer]

daily clicks for palestine

donate to feed refugees in rafah

spreadsheet of gofundmes to evacuate families

fundraiser for esims for gaza

orgs to donate to

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[victusinveritas]

[centers-for-disease-control]

Man, I miss the days that I clarified I was not the actual CDC so that if I said something incorrect, people would know to check me. Now it's so y'all know I am not associated with that whole mess.

[officialish-cdc]

When youre the tumblr cdc but the real deal is currently being used as a pinata for politicians

[the-worm-in-his-head]

:)

[officialish-cdc]

I hate you and your little puppet with every fiber of my being

[the-worm-in-his-head]

:(

[charlesoberonn]

"Diversity of opinion" but the opinions are "We should use a chainsaw to rescue a cat from a tree" and "We should trap more cats on the tree and then set it on fire"

[charlesoberonn]

To clarify: If those are your only options (and they often are) it's your moral imperative to choose the chainsaw.

[creepykuroneko]

Fuck this rhetoric. You are not obligated to choose the chainsaw. Go create a better solution.

[charlesoberonn]

[terminally-twentyeight]

#mybloodchainsaw

[twerklina]

[super-affection]

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[willgrahamscock]

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[souplover13]

image: reply. "what about neurospicy". end ID.

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[puppygirllaika]

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

[venacoeurva]

So for June I think I'm gonna poll for a larger art piece, maybe tapestry or a smaller mosaic style but I dunno yet, it'll depend on what wins!

I may do a theme follow-up poll if certain options win

Edit: redo and added a see results one and a more uniform ship name list

Pride? in MY month? It's exactly as likely as you think

Nerevar/Voryn

Almalexia/Vivec

Promo-Dovahkiin/Miraak

Wren and Dagoth ur doing whatever homosexual and homicidal things they do

Obligatory Wren/Teldryn

GAY DWEMER

Ash vampire pinup idfk

OTHER TES character pinup, please reply with your suggestion

See results/I'm bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onJun 4

[theglobster]

no more media analysis until we agree that all art is a sublimation of the desire to ritually sacrifice the king. yeah all of it. yeah even cars 2 and stuff

[theglobster]

the writers thinly-disguised [sublimation of the desire to ritually sacrifice the king]

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[readableporn]

I reblog this Everytime I see it because it just fills me with so many emotions

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the typical scenario i suppose

[bestfurryhusband]

Amazing pull on the dash today