︵ 𓈒 WHEN A DEMENTED FOUR TERRORIZE THE SMALL TOWN OF FOREST LAWN, MICHIGAN—NO GOD ANSWERS. ONLY THE SICK LAUGHTER OF A BUTCHER, A CAMERAMAN, A SAVIOR, AND A KILLJOY. ֹ ৴৴
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ཀ AUGUST UNDERGROUND ⨯ CREEPYPASTA AU ✞
TRIGGER WARNINGS
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This au contains: Dark topics, SA, lots of murder, drug use, addiction, drugging, abuse in multiple forms, self-harm, kidnapping/captivity, snuff, exploitation, bodily fluids, torture, dead dove do not eat
IMPORTANT NOTE: Though this au is heavily based off of the August Underground trilogy, it does not follow most of the plot in the films. ﹗ ﹗ ﹗
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ARE YOU READY TO DELVE INTO THE DEPTHS ?
⌞GROUNDS 𓉸
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Set in the deep woods of Forest Lawn, Michigan, 2001-2007
4 disturbed individuals band together and record their heinous acts casted upon others
But who knows if some are more sick than the others ?
⌞THE MAIN STARS 𖤐
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THE BUTCHER ⤵︎
JEFFREY MASON. A sick minded man with no limit for apathy. He’s the main star of the MORDUM show, proudly doing his ‘work’ in front of the camera. Born in Flint, Michigan to Judy and Louis Mason; Jeffrey was never normal. When his parents divorced at the age of 12, and his mother remarried a year later, his behavior worsened. He gained a step-brother, Luis Woods, which created a sense of power and control over the younger boy. Jeff would project his own early violence onto Luis via snuff tapes, killing animals, showing him how to fight, etc. But as they got older, his mental health declined. Jeff became more isolated and resentful due to sibling competition, causing him to take out his built up rage and violence onto his younger brother in the form of attempted murder. Luis got away with nonfatal injury, which left Jeff in a state of relief and regret. The older brother was put into a neglectful psychiatric facility for 2 years until the staff decided that they did not want him anymore. Surprisingly, he was able to get back on his feet somewhat, getting a job as a security guard at different venues, in which he met Nina after a harsh and wild fight. Afterward, they got drinks and Nina was like the brother Jeff missed. When horror movies and beating up concert goers stopped satisfying his violent urges, a chance encounter with an enigmatic video store clerk named Toby showed him exploitation in the violence. After already beginning their spree, Jeff drunkenly decides to reconnect with his step-brother, making a new rickety bond with their shared ‘interest.’ With Nina, Toby, and Luis, they begin truly living out their fantasies together—even if it’s at the cost of Jeff’s sanity.
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THE KILLJOY ⤵︎
LUIS WOODS was molded to be the nihilistic contrarian he is now. Already warped by early neglect and violence, his developing mind fractured further when his mother left and his father remarried at 11. With no guidance or proper role model, his step-brother, Jeffrey Mason, took him under his wing. Luis’ formative years were exposed to violence by his brother, and he followed in every footstep. The same interests, the same music taste, the same fashion… he wanted to be exactly like Jeff. Though, when they got older, Luis watched at his brother spiraled further and further—ultimately resulting in Jeff attempting to murder him in his sleep. After his brother was admitted and he recovered from his injuries, Luis decided that everything was too much and he needed a fresh start. At 16, he dropped out of highschool and ran away from home with stolen money and no real goals. Luis ended up crashing on couches and living in cars for a long while. Until finally, he got an occupation at Home Depot on top of getting extra cash from fronting a small Black Metal band. But long after harbouring violence since he was a boy, a simple argument with a boyfriend built up to involuntary manslaughter; in which Luis finally felt like he had some power over his life. Though he couldn’t just let his victims go, no, he can’t be abandoned again. Instead, he lets the carcasses of his victims rot in a wooden shed deep in abandoned woods. One day, he gets a text from his older brother, Jeff. Despite the incident he caused, Luis always missed his brother, so he decided to reconnect. They begin to work together, along with Jeff’s friends, regardless of whether it only makes the strain in their relationship better or worse.
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THE BAIT ⤵︎
Nina Hopkins is a young woman just as sick and demented as her male counterparts. She was left to be a parent to her younger brother, Chris, as her father had passed and her mother was left inattentive. Though, Nina didn’t mind; it gave her a friend when she lacked them. Despite this, she grew up quite normal from the outside looking in. A reserved, but smart girl who liked to play string instruments, draw, and watch anime. But, her growing obsession with true crime, especially the perpetrators themselves reached something in her left unchecked. She found their psychology fascinating to the point of obsession. She felt seen in ways she has never felt before. Validated by sick minded people who do sick things to the innocent. Her particular interest came to a height when her older classmates hospitalized Chris, leading her to egg on the worst of them, Claudia. More fights with her led to a deeper captivation due to suppressed feelings and wanting to hurt Claudia beyond just quarrels. This resulted in a transactional relationship with her through hate and intimacy. Soon, alcohol entered Nina’s life, which dulled whatever conscience remained and let herself indulge deeper into bad habits. As she grew into her highschool years, life began to get duller than it already had. Nina had barely passed classes—usually skipping school, doing petty crimes, and getting into drug use; usually ending in going to jail for a day or two. Surprisingly, she had passed and took a gap year to save up for community college. In this timespan, her relationship with her mother deteriorated further. Whatever small amount money Nina got, it was spent on drugs and alcohol, and if not, she was spending it on concerts, where she met Jeff. She had snuck in, leading the man to attempt to escort her out. Instead, Nina decided to provoke the large man, resulting in a brawl. The whole thing reminded her of Claudia and their volatile relationship. The exhilarating feeling of having someone you can fight, but at the same time be close to. So, naturally, they went out for drinks after. What began as a violent first encounter became a sibling-like friendship. But the final straw for Nina is when her and her mother erupted into a fight out of proportion, leaving the older woman hospitalized. More than anything, Nina wanted freedom in that moment. So, she decided to run away with Jeff and leave behind what was ordinary. And as soon as he mentioned violence beyond what is morally correct, she didn’t hesitate to follow.
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THE DEVOTEE ⤵︎
An ordinary girl turned into nothing but a worshipper for a false idol; Jane Summers couldn’t even tell you her own life. A workaholic father and a disabled mother is what ‘raised’ her in a small unkempt house. Jane never had any friends. She was homeschooled and never had the opportunity to leave her home. Her mother needed care and her father was always gone. That is, until Christmas day. Her parents had gathered enough money to buy Jane a used laptop. They had thought maybe their lonely daughter could have at least some form of entertainment. But what was an innocent gift turned into obsession for the girl. Days turned into weeks turned into months where Jane had spent listening to the piercing of a dial-up noise. Forums, chatrooms, AOL, websites—Jane knew it all. She doesn’t remember when her father left. She was huddled in her room. She didn’t need to know. Why know anything outside of her room? Outside of the internet? As far as Jane knew, she didn’t have a physical body anymore. Why take care of it? Anytime she had stepped out of her room, seeing her aunt taking care of her mother, seeing the look of disgust on their faces from the stench, she would block it out. They weren’t real to her. Nobody was real. Until, while scrolling through a black metal board, she found him. Luis Woods. The man of her dreams. She soon knew everything about him. His family, his step-family, his near murder, his step-brother’s admission, his band, his job. Jane knew that this was the man for her. And she knew Luis loved her, too. Soon, letters, messages, phone calls all showed up to his house, his job, his family, all declaring her love and talking about the future they will have. Even though there was no response, Jane knew Luis was looking at these letters lovingly. She just had to see him. On one fateful day, Jane had done herself up. Showered the grime off, brushed her short hair, put her best smelling clothes on, and went to see him. And there he was, working at Home Depot, looking at her with love. Luis may have ran away, sure, but that doesn’t mean anything. He was just overwhelmed with love! It became regular. Jane would show up to Luis’ work, and either lose him or get kicked out. But one day was different. Luis had finally listened! He had told her, “Come to the back of the building. I have something to show you.” And who is Jane to say no! She followed him to behind a dumpster, thinking her life is about to turn around for the good. Only for a large man and a short woman to attack her. She was sure Luis was scared. He was frozen, watching. And later, when shes taped up in a basement, with Luis along with Jeff and Nina watching her, she was sure Luis was also kidnapped. But he never responded to her cries while Jeff and Nina tortured her. Or when Nina took a liking to her and began to keep her to herself. Or when Nina became her pseudo-God Jane is to worship. But it’s okay. One day, Jane will be saved by Luis, her true Lord. And they will escape this sickness and love each other forever.
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THE CAMERA-MAN ⤵︎
Nothing could describe the sick manipulation that Tobias Erin Rogers sets onto others. Toby was the second child of his parents; his older sister being Lyra. His family was anything but functional. His father was a drunk and his mother and sister was beaten nearly every day. But, Toby wasn’t really affected by his dad’s wrath. Instead, for being the only son, he was favoured. The boy was treated like his father’s best friend. Toby was brought to sports games, given any toy he wanted, and never got into trouble. He watched his sister always get the punishment for things that he did, and Toby never felt bad. Why would he? It’s better for him and made him feel power. Through middle school, his dad began to let him drink, like father like son. It turned Toby towards more risky behaviour without any real conscience or consequences to stop him. He got into fights, bullied others, did petty theft, vandalism, and even began to copy his father’s behaviour towards his sister as he got bigger. As long as Toby had fun, that’s all that mattered. But the thing that changed everything, for better or for worse, was when Toby came home one day to news. News of his sister’s death, along with her friends, in a freak car accident. Toby felt nothing except for anger. Anger that his punching bag is gone. The one he could always use to blame. He watched his father, despite all the abuse he caused, be saddened by her death. It was like a betrayal; not seeing his dad laugh in the face of it like Toby was. And a year later when his dad got diagnosed with liver failure, it just confirmed that he was weak. Toby had gotten even more uncaring, kickstarting his heavy drug addiction at 16. His dad died, leaving only Toby’s mother and him left. But, an addition to the family was added. Hatchet. He named it while high off his rocker. A little boy Toby had with a girl named Natalie. They were both teenagers, still seniors in highschool. Toby doesn’t remember if it was an accident but Nat loved the thing. Toby didn’t, but he stayed around only to fuck around with the girl. Nat tried, she really did, but Toby’s drug addiction only worsened and worsened, causing her to leave with Hatchet. He didn’t exactly care, but Nat leaving meant his main source of money left, too. So, out of desperation for drug money, he got a job at a shitty RadioShack in town. There, he found his managers ‘extra money grabber’ tapes. Snuff films from around the nation, sold to those with the money to buy. Toby watched them all in the backroom, feeling things no drug could ever compare to. He felt something unlock in him when he found those tapes. He saw another way he could have fun. The moment a sketchy looking guy who bought way too many gory movies walked in, Toby took him to the back, and showed him the dream. With Jeff, Nina, and Luis, Toby had picked up the camera and recreated everything he wanted. But maybe Toby can find even more joy in toying with his new ‘coworkers.’
⌞SIDE FEATURES 𓍯
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NATALIE “NAT” OUILETTE
Natalie Ouilette is a mother who is trying to keep the strings of her family together. She tries her best with a piece of shit ex boyfriend and a son who is trying to be like his dad. With a new family, she tries to move forward; even if Toby keeps acting stranger and stranger every time he visits to see Hatchet.
HATCHET OUILETTE
Hatchet Ouilette is a young impressionable boy who is constantly exposed to drug use by his dad every time he visits. Despite his mother’s disgust towards it, he thinks it is the coolest thing ever, and begins to copy Toby. At 8, he tries to impress his dad by becoming the perfect, reckless drug dealer.
CINDY RICHARDSON
Natalie’s step-daughter and Hatchets step-sister, Cindy Richardson is a goodie two-shoes in all forms of the phrase. Being raised in a wealthy household under her business woman mother, she is taught to be the perfect little girl. But, with a new annoying step-brother who bullies her, she doubts she can keep up with her perfect demeanour.
JANE RICHARDSON
A wealthy governmental businesswoman, Jane Richardson met Natalie by chance at a single mother’s support group. She felt as if she was saving the runt of the litter when her and Nat began dating. But once she realized that Nat’s son, Hatchet, was a reckless, annoying little boy, and his father was a disgusting junkie, Jane realized that this is going to be a lot more on her pristine plate.
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MORDUM ✟ : Basic AU tag
VHS ⛶ : Edits/Animations
forensic ꒷꒦ : Art
evidence ✎: Lore/Rambles
BUTCHER 𖦏: Jeff Mason
KILLJOY 𓄧: Luis woods
BAIT ྀིྀི: Nina Hopkins
CAMERAMAN ⌞ ⌝: Toby Rogers
DEVOTEE ♱⃓: Jane Summers
SIDE FEATURES ﹗: Side characters
vermicide ✚: vermin post
meatpile ཀ: vik post
chainsawfucker Ი𐑼: nina post
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authors notes: hi guys its vik (i wrote this post) i made this in hopes that i can have more people like this au, as ive been posting it without any context LOL so here that said context is! its been me and my friends like passion project for a while and its very fun amd awesome 😁 i hope you guys enjoy :D
Sorry for the slow posts gang, been working on a collab and personal stuff. Here's a lazy-ish artwork i did of Jeff and Nina. Really loved the rendering on this one.
TW: Straight Smut! Degrading, thigh riding, edging, dacryphilia, toys used, Nina is lowkey mean 💔
You knew you had pushed too many buttons when Nina stopped texting with the same enthusiasm. You knew you were most definitely in for it when Nina finally got home. Then again, that’s exactly why you poked the bear, wasn’t it? You wanted to piss her off, especially since she had been gone for so long. You tried to take care of yourself while she was out on a mission, but it just wasn’t the same. You couldn’t do what she managed to. You couldn’t work yourself up like she did, so all of your efforts ended in vain, leaving you frustrated and irritable. It was only a matter of time until you tried your luck. You knew you couldn’t get her to come home early, but you also knew you could sit there and piss her off for the entirety of her mission so that when you got her back home, she’d leave you fucked out of your mind. When you heard her storm into the mansion, you knew your ploy had worked, and you sat patiently on her bed, already naked and expecting her.
When Nina walked in, you could practically see how much she was fuming, but she was trying to play it off. “Well look at you, princess! All sprawled out pretty for me. Expecting something?” She asked, and you smiled. “Maybe a little something.” Nina just smiled at you, and that made you a little nervous. She walked a bit closer, the faint smell of blood sticking to her. She gently cupped your face, patting your cheek. You noticed that her smile didn’t reach her eyes, and she looked furious with how you had been. “Yeah? Is that how this works now? You just expect me to do what you say? Especially after the way you behaved while I was on a mission? Hm?” You frown a little at her words. “Well, I didn’t mean it like that-… I-” “Oh, I know what you mean babes. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you!” Nina patted your cheek again, still holding your face, and now squeezing your cheeks softly. She could tell you were nervous, that’s what she loved to see. She knew you understood how much trouble you had managed to get yourself in, and she enjoyed seeing you so nervous, she thought it was just the cutest thing.
Nina was in the shower, washing off the mission she had been stuck on. She hummed as she scrubbed her hair, a sweet smile on her face. Steam filled the room as well as the scent of her shampoo as she cleaned up. She pulled the shower curtain back, smiling at you. You were on the sink counter, wrists bound behind your back, ankles tied together, and a vibrator pressed to your clit with the vibrator taped to your thigh with hot pink duct tape. Her panties were stuffed into your mouth to keep you quiet, and you were pretty much just stuck being eye candy for her while she washed up. She smiled at you, watching you writhe and squirm while whining around the fabric. “Awww, you look so pretty baby! Having fun?” You whine, looking at her with watery eyes. She had already warned you that if you cum before she told you to, she’d just leave you like this all night and deal with you in the morning, so you fought hard not to cum before she told you you could. Nina pulled the curtain closed again and focused on getting herself cleaned up, occasionally glancing to watch you cry and whimper for her. You squirmed against the vibration against your clit, arching your back and trying to pull away with no avail. You forgot how mean she could be if you pushed her too far, and you pushed about as far as you could. Sending her nudes while she was trying to kill, sending her voice messages begging her to fuck you, just being an overall brat. You guess you should’ve expected a reaction like this.
She continues washing up, smirking at you soft whimpers and whines filling the room alongside the running water. She took her sweet time, just so you’d be stuck there for even longer. She finally rinses off and hops out of the shower, but she takes just as long to dry off, deciding to completely dry off her hair and brush it before drying her body. She glances from her reflection in the mirror to your bound body sitting beside her. She smiles as she sees you borderline sobbing, whining and squirming from the vibrator. She leans over and holds her thumb over the button for a moment, and you think she’s going to be nicer and turn it off now, but she instead bumps the setting up higher, making you squeal loudly and jolt. She pats your thigh condescendingly and finishes drying off her body before finally shutting the vibrator off. She pulls her panties out of your mouth and cups your face, deceptively sweet for how mean she had been up until this point. “Did we learn our lesson, babes? No more teasing me on missions?” You nod so fast she almost expects you to get whiplash. “Yes- yes! No more teasing, promise!” She smiles and pats your tear stained cheek. Then she gently tugged you to the edge of the sink counter, grabbing her knife and cutting the tape beside the vibrator and yanking it up. When you whimper and flinch from the feeling, she rubs your other thigh softly. “Shh, I know baby, it’s okay.” She unties your wrists and ankles before gently interlocking her fingers in yours and pulling you with her to your shared bedroom.
She had wanted to watch a movie when she had gotten home, after she dealt with your little attitude problem, so that’s what she pulled you into the bedroom to do. She was laying in bed, back resting against the headboard with you sitting in her lap, head on her shoulder while you two watched her movie. It didn’t take long for the fact that you never came to catch up to you, and you began to start rutting your hips against her thigh, biting your bottom lip to try and stifle the little whimpers threatening to escape. Nina noticed it pretty much immediately, but since her shower, she was feeling significantly nicer. She glanced down at you and smiled a little, her hand slowly drifting down your side to your hip to guide you back and forth slowly. “You’re missing the movie babes!” She playfully pouts, earning a soft whine from you as you bury your face into the crook of her neck. She smiles and rubs her thumb against your hip. “I know baby, you just can’t help it, can you?” You shake your head against her, and she laughs, but makes no effort to stop you. She lets you rut yourself against her thigh, feelings your slick smearing against her skin, which just further amuses her. Yet, when you start getting close, she stops you, making you whine again.
“Oh come on, I think we both know you want to get off on something more than my thigh, yeah?” She asks, and you finally pull away from her neck. You nod, and she eases you up so that she can pause her movie to go grab the strap from the closet and sits back on the bed before gently grabbing your face so that you focus on her. “You’re going to have to do all the work yourself this time baby. I want to finish my movie, okay?” You nod, and she pats your head condescendingly before sitting down and letting you settle on her lap, listening to your needy whimpers as you sink down on her strap. “Did you have to get the big one?” You pout, and she laughs. “What, like that’s not the one you need? Desperate little whore like you, why wouldn’t I give you what you need, hm?” Your face grows hot at her words, and she just laughs and pats your hip again. She hits play on her movie, resting her hand on your hip again just to stabilize you for when you start moving. She truly has no intention on guiding or helping you, eyes glued to the screen even after you start bouncing up and down on her strap. You don’t know what about her has this effect on you, but it hits that spot the moment you start bouncing, and you nearly melt. You weren’t sure how she manages to always angle it best for you, but you were forever grateful that she does. You bury your face in the crook of her neck again, missing that she occasionally glances at you and smiles at how desperate you are.
She begins to actually help you once her movie starts to end, one of her hands gently sliding between your thighs to rub your clit while the other encourages you to bounce faster. She giggles at your shrill whine once her fingers brushes over your clit, and she looks down at you with that same amused expression. “Is that better? Will you finally stop being a needy little slut for five minutes? Hm?” She laughs when you nod, knowing you probably don’t even fully comprehend what you’re agreeing to. She expected you to be needy when she got back, but this was even more than she had originally anticipated. She decided that since you were already out of it and she had been so terribly mean to you earlier, she’d play nice now. “That’s it baby, you’re doing so good for me.” She whispered against your skin, peppering kisses over your shoulder and neck, occasionally leaving a hickey while slowly grinding her hips up to meet your bounces. It didn’t take too long for you to start clawing at her back, whining into her neck. “C-Close- please- m-may I-?” She giggles. “Hm, you know, I don’t know…” When she hears you whine again, she laughs. “Yes baby, you can cum.”
She continues to guide your movements as you cum around her strap, smiling at how your thighs tremble and you desperately whine her name against her neck. “That’s my girl… You did so good for me!” She praised softly, gently patting your thigh as she released your hips, letting you sit flush against the harness. She watched the trembles pass through your body, trailing your spine with her nails softly as she held you. “Ready for bed now, gorgeous?” She smiles as you nod against her, and eases the strap out, trying not to giggle at your little whines. She gets the both of you cleaned up and gets you a bottle of water before laying back down with you. You’re asleep before she can even tease you more, and she frowns. Oh well, just more for her to tease you for when you get up tomorrow.
includes: Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Hoodie, Masky, Clockwork, Nina the Killer
cw: talk about rut in Jacks part, but its nothing innapropriatte or nsfw
Jeff the Killer - Jeffrey Alan Woods
𐂯 ⸝⸝ Chronic tummy ache warrior ☹️☹️ claims he doesn’t know why he gets sick, but he does know. It's a mix of a poor gallbladder and his horrible greasy fast food diet he usually has. Usually gets them after big meals and just. Lays in pain rawdogging it. Believes that taking pain meds is a pussy way out which. Okay.
𐂯 ⸝⸝ Smile dog is his dog :) I like to think Smile dog is actually female (I grew up watching LaurenZside, what can I say), but it doesn't really change much. Jeff still buys her spikey collars, their just pink.
𐂯 ⸝⸝ Talking about Smile dog, she's very well taken care of, despite being in the care of Jeff. I know she's also like. Immortal and this horrific being, but Jeff doesn't see her that way. He sees her as one of the last good things in his life, so even thought shes probably way more powerful then him, he still babies her.
𐂯 ⸝⸝ I think this is a given, but he's besties with BEN. But like, girlhood type of friendship. When they have sleepovers, it's something Nina can only dream of. They lock IN. Facemasks, shitty movies, painting nails. Jeff claims its ironic to not bruise his ego, but we know he's having the time of his life.
𐂯 ⸝⸝ Also a given, but has a knife collection. in which all of the knives are female, except one. The gendering didn't come on purpose, it just kinda slipped off the tongue. When he's explaining the logic behind it though, he sounds insane.
BEN Drowned - Benjamin Lawman
⋆˚꩜｡ Continuation from Jeff, BEN and Smile dog have the biggest love hate relationship. Smile spreads digitally, and it annoys BEN beyond hell, because she WILL do a messy job at hiding her digital pawprint (haha), she’s a dog afterall. And BEN has to clean it up after her so no random internet detective catches on and fucks everything up again.
⋆˚꩜｡ Streams occasionally, but its only OLD minecraft, Stampy old, and it’s streamed only on youtube, no webcam, shittiest xbox mic and the stream having like two pixels. Finds it unreasonably funny and watches the reaction of the people who stumble into his stream through their webcam, finding that funny too.
⋆˚꩜｡ Almost never does tech support for anyone unless Slenderman actually tells him to. The only exception is our darling Nina, since we already established they’re friends, but she just asks for him to fix her ipod she dropped in a lake or something. So, he doesn't mind.
⋆˚꩜｡ If this man hears anyone say anything about icecream, he SPRINTS to that destination in hope of getting some. He loves his icecream, and could genuinely live off of it
⋆˚꩜｡ Scared of bugs horribly, and it doesn't help that his room smells. Will run out of his room like a Scooby character if there's a fly and begs the closest person to kill it.
Ticci Toby - Tobias E. Rodgers
✃𓄧 This man is LITTERED with scars he doesn't know the origin of. Someone will point out a new scar on his arm and he'll have a look of confusion before looking at the mark, just to be even more confused. Some people have a billions bruises for no reason, Toby has a billion scars.
✃𓄧 After being forced by BEN to watch an episode of Rick and Morty, his hatches are now called his 'little tobys', because he did find that joke too funny (if yk yk)
✃𓄧 Never shine a blacklight at this guy's face. Fake teeth don't glow under UV, and he has a LOT of missing chunks out of his teeth from not being careful on missions, that are repaired now so it looks normal, but under the UV light its something out of a horror movie.
✃𓄧 Severely dehydrated all the time, and after his like 3rd heat stroke was forced to bring a 2 liter water bottle everywhere. At first it pissed him since the water sloshing around gave him away during missions, but soon got used to it and got even better at stealth because of it.
✃𓄧 Secretly into chiikawa. When he saw him for the first time he literally went 'omg me' and has been secretly collecting little trinkets of him since. Well, not really secretly, he probably has a meme picture of chiikawa on his home screen on his phone, but he doesn't talk about it.
Eyeless Jack - Jack Nyras
ᯓ★ His rut is a yearly cycle and his actual rut hits him at the end of winter most of the time, lasting from 3 days to a week. Stays hidden in his lab and nobody gets treatment for like two weeks. By the time he's back, everyone (Toby and Jeff) look like they went to war because everyone knows they can't take care of themselves.
ᯓ★ Has a tail. It's long, one and a half of the length of his leg and has little fur tufts at the end. Is like really shy about it, so he hides it (and fails).
ᯓ★ Usually the one also taking care of Sally when Slender or Jane cant. This has rubbed off on Sally and now she's very interested in biology, which Jack happily teaches her. So bedtime stories are now him reading a chapter out of an human biology text book.
ᯓ★ He's cold during summer and godly warm doing winter. Personal heather and cooler to anyone close to him that he lets touch. He thinks its something to do with his demon biology, but really doesn't know why this happens.
ᯓ★ Loves turtlenecks. Claims it's a comfort thing, that he likes the feeling of soft fabric on his skin, but he also likes how it hides his body, especially if the turtle neck is made out of thicker material.
Hoodie - Brian Thomas
⁀➴༯ Unreasonably good at jump rope. Can do those weird tricks 13 year old girls do to impress their friends in PE. It's his hidden talent that stays hidden, cuz when do you get a chance to show it off? Once showed it to Tim and he laughed about how absurd it is.
⁀➴༯ Needs a fan to sleep. It's not even about the air anymore, its about the white noise it brings him so he can sleep at peace.
⁀➴༯ Uncontroversial, but this man loves his guns. Has a 'shooting range' if I can call it that and goes there weekly when he needs to blow off steam. Prefers handheld guns to anything else, likes the mobility it gives him.
⁀➴༯ Has cameras almost everywhere, to the point a corner of his room looks like something out of a spy film. It's to the point it's a little scary when you find him 'monitoring'. scratch that, it's horrifying. The corner looks like Grandpa's security room from Granny 2, Grandpa being Brian of course.
⁀➴༯ Back to the topic of sleep, he sleep talks regularly, and what he says is sometimes straight out of a two sentence horror story. If you value your sanity, buy earplugs.
Masky - Tim Wright
•༘⋆ Has a small appetite and doesn't eat much. This is humiliating for him, since when he orders something at a restaurant and he can't finish it, he's ashamed of his manners since he was taught to eat everything off of his plate.
•༘⋆ Deep down a family man. Takes pictures and asks other people to take pictures every time they do something sentimental with someone so he can print, frame and put them up in the hallway. It just makes him feel like the Slendermansion is more of a family (which honestly, they ARE the found family trope.)
•༘⋆ Loves woodworking but sucks at it. you know how you should measure twice and cut once? Tim does the opposite. It always causes it that his projects LOOK good, they're just... very small from how much he had to cut off to make everything straight and fit together. Usually it becomes Sally sized, so most of her furniture is made by Tim.
•༘⋆ Acoustic guitar player Tim 🤤🤤🤤 dude KNOWS how to serenade someone, and knows it well. Hes just overall very musically gifted and can pump out a song with lyrics in like an hour.
Clockwork - Natalie Ouellette
₊˚⊹♡ Has the BIGGEST junk drawer ever, stuff is oozing out of there. If you open it, there's just a plethora of charms, little thingamajigs and ribbons just CLUTTERED and fighting in there.
₊˚⊹♡ I also like to think that when she was younger (like wayyyy younger, before any major abuse, so like when she was 9), she went to a summer camp where she was taught how to work with jewelry and other delicate things, so now that she had a clock for an eye, it comes in handy.
₊˚⊹♡ Also seasonally decorates the inside of the clock..... Is it probably dangerous to put a sticker of Rudolf on the clock that's INSIDE your eyesocket? Yesss.... She doesnt care though.
₊˚⊹♡ Loves fall and always binge watches Twilight TWICE and then watches top 100 facts you didn't know about Twilight.... It's not even that she finds it romantic, she just finds the delivery of the lines unreasonably funny, and she loves the aesthetic of everything too. Trust me, 2010s pop girl music in the background of watching twilight at it becomes a comedy.
₊˚⊹♡ Owns all the Ikea plushies and all of them have names similarly stupid to Jaffy. Speaking of Jaffy, my man is very well loved, but is covered in patches nowadays.
Nina the Killer - Nina Hopkins
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ Takes Sims4 too seriously. All her packs are pirated, she has about 35 MB worth of mods ACTIVELY in her game and everything that can be customized IS customized. It's a miracle her laptop can handle it, since she owns a horribly bad one since 2020 that hasn't had a peaceful day.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ Very persistent on having a signature scent, which for her are cherries. All her shampoo, body wash, perfume, EVERYTHING she puts on her body is scented with cherries. Yet, it most of the time still doesn't latch that much to her skin and it pisses her off.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ On the topic of pirating, she knows all the good sites to watch stuff on, from anime to k-dramas to just hollywood movies.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ Consumes more sugar than anyone else in the mansion, and it's usually in the form of sour gummy worms. She goes through about 5 packs of them a day.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ Fairly scared of rejection, so she avoids people out of fear, which usually ends up with other people thinking she doesn't like them. It's a cruel loop, but one she's accepted by now.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ She's a kuromi girl... a lot of her smaller things, like pens or charms, are kuromi themed. also loves to collect little figurines of her through blind boxes. A little gambling hurt anyone.
a/n : i got really sleepy writing for brian (3 am brain) and almost wrote like 5 sleep themed headcanon :....) also funfact, and coicidence i noticed while beta reading, everyone has at least one of my actual habits, only a little changed. projecting final boss fr.
Creepypasta self insert/OC thingy where I’m just the getaway driver. No literally, I don’t kill anyone or anything, I just drive them around and force them to listen to my shitty music. Like as soon as Toby or Jeff gets into my banged up Chevy Cruze, I’m immediately like, “I hope you like MJ!” Or “Imma about to introduce you to sum good shit” and blast Sepultura out the windows. I feel like Nina, Toby, and Tim on the rare occasion his car breaks down brings some CDs for me to play.
I make them run errands with me after too. “Jeff, put your mask on, we’re going to the store. Why? Because I want ice cream and we’re all out back home!”
I imagine this all started because my dumb ass somehow convinced Slenderman to keep me alive. “I have many assets! I have a car, I’m not wanted, I’ll drive you guys around!”
I totally don’t pretend I do this while I drive. Not at all. I’m completely sane.
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