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38 | Felt | Master Cans’ is one of the Felts’ top enforcers; the guy they call in when the shit hits the fan & the Bosses can’t be bothered. Only slightly less brutal in the bedroom than in battle, Cans like to push his Slaves to their limits, but is...

[tyrannicalshiv-old]

Flirtation meme

yer huge

im small

make it fit

[chronalclocker]

I would literally tear you in half.

[monstersmemes]

Dramatic size differences in ships

Reblog if u agree

[chronalclocker]

10: Cans, can 1 have a hug fr0m y0u?

Of course, pal! You know I’m always glad to see you.Cans proceeds to provide the biggest of best hugs.

[inactive-impossible-pie]

bedtime 

[chronalclocker]

10: Would you like some Kool-Aid? Fresh from the jug

Cans finds a wall just so he can bust through it.OH YEAH!

[die-chickenfoot]

i did this on a drawpile so nerves = messing up

[prideandprejudise-blog-deactiva]

chronalclocker:

Hey there, little lady. Thanks for takin’ initiative. I never know quite how much time to give people before sunmonin’ them. Don’t worry, I’m not too demanin’, though I might ask you to make me a snack every now and then. Head on over to Felt Manor when you’re ready. Coordinates should be available next to the transportalizers.

I Shall Make It My Best Of Efforts To Keep You Satisfied Sir I Will Be On My Way Immediately

[chronalclocker]

I’m sure you’ll do just fine. Lookin’ forward to seein’ you soon.

[prideandprejudise-blog-deactiva]

@chronalclocker

I Seem To Have You This Time Around Whatever You May Need Of Me I Shall Make Best Use Of Myself For You

[chronalclocker]

Hey there, little lady. Thanks for takin’ initiative. I never know quite how much time to give people before sunmonin’ them. Don’t worry, I’m not too demanin’, though I might ask you to make me a snack every now and then. Head on over to Felt Manor when you’re ready. Coordinates should be available next to the transportalizers.

[chronalclocker]

Are y9u made 9ut 9f grapes? 6ecause y9u are fine as wine.

Heheheh. Not bad, kid. Not bad. Better than most of the stuff Clover comes up with.

[chronalclocker]

@strappecl

Hey there, kiddo. Looks like we got paired together for this cycle. I can understand if you don’t wanna leave your cell, so I ain’t gonna force you to. If you wanna, though, then come on over to the Felt Manor whenever you’re ready. No need to rush. Just go at your own pace.

[li6ertas]

I.. Hm. I have a de6t t9 pay 9ff and y9u paid f9r my time. I may n9t like my situati9n, 6ut I will still 96lige 6y the rules. I’ll head 9ver after I get cleaned up. C99rdinates, please?

[chronalclocker]

Totally understandable. I’ll try to make it so that your time in the Felt Manor as easy as possible. No reason to make things any worse than they already are.

-Cans sent file: Coordinates.txt-

[chronalclocker]

@strappecl

Hey there, kiddo. Looks like we got paired together for this cycle. I can understand if you don’t wanna leave your cell, so I ain’t gonna force you to. If you wanna, though, then come on over to the Felt Manor whenever you’re ready. No need to rush. Just go at your own pace.

[daily-felt]

even more

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

IT’S THE SEASON!

[incorrectintermissionquotes]

Cans: People who use guns are pussies. I just throw bullets really fast.

[daily-felt]

mmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM shark

[chronalclocker]

Cans: You want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt?

Sawbuck: Yes! You can do that?

Cans: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.

[daily-felt]

i havent even played cuphead yet but