What’s Done Is Done

Aspiring cryptid.

[baleful-meat-worm]

there is no way whitby would be that artistically inclined but i wanted an excuse to draw yucky hare control

[trawl]

aita for trying to liven up my workspace

i (late 30s, m) have been conducting an arts project in the crawlspace of my work, but my boss doesn't seem to appreciate the drawings of my coworkers as animals i've been doing. he says it is "scary" and "weird". i think it's a fun way to bring everybody together. i'm pretty sure he's avoiding me because i stroked his neck, which i get was maybe misinterpreted, but he hasn't said anything else about it. am i going to get fired? was i in the wrong?

[aestum]

(by norrisniman)

[ellaswell]

don't mind me, just lord huron-ifying everything i fixate on (again)

[libbyframe]

The Bloom Book from Libby Frame Illustration

A collection of 100 floral illustrations. The book is one hundred pages, printed on premium gloss with a soft matte cover.

October bouquets 🎃

[manic-pixie-dream-blorbo]

Froggy enjoys the spring day

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[falafels]

fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me.

and that marg was good because my boss made a comment i didn’t care for on the monday of that week so i overserved everybody by at least a shot to haemorrhage stock. there was no skill involved i out enough tequila in that to end Your bloodline freaky ted

[killerfear]

No, Mr. Eggers your film was excellent, it’s just that the bdsm petplay snuff caught me off guard at first.

[lovelygoblin]

POV: Your wickie just spilled his fucking beans

[wakethedevils]

the lighthouse (2019) is just what happens when you leave any two dudes alone for a long enough period of time. this includes the petplay

[pierppasolini]

Willem Dafoe behind the scenes of The Lighthouse

[vampirecorleone]

"Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!" Horror Character Appreciation - Willem Dafoe as Thomas Wake in The Lighthouse (2019) dir. Robert Eggers

[herpsandbirds]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[geopsych]

Dawn in the countryside, mid-July 2020