Lucifer

Hi, I'm a anomaly that likes to write. He/Him, They/them

[chronicallyinsane-fandombitch]

some header art I really liked from Twitter.

[waldos-art]

Don't they look slick together?

Yes

Also yes

[justaleafinthewind]

If any one of my posts is to break containment, make it this one.

Before January 2025, download your favorite fics, especially those with smut or queer content.

If Project 2025 goes into effect (which it very likely will now that we have three red branches of government in the US), they may attempt to restrict the use/sharing of media on sites like ao3.

This particularly applies to fics with smut or any type of queer content, because the official Project 2025 document states, "Pornography, manifested today in the omnipresent propagation of transgender ideology and sexualization of children, for instance... has no claim to First Amendment protection... Pornography should be outlawed."

Now, I don't expect ao3 to disappear or go anywhere without a fight, but it's best to be on the safe side these days.

To download your favorite fics:

Go to archiveofourown.org and open the fic you want to download.

At the top right corner, to the right of the 'subscribe' button, is a button that says 'download'. Click it.

A drop-down menu will give you the option to choose the format of your download. Choose your preferred format (.epub and .pdf are my personal favorites -- .epub lets you open a fic in the apple books app and .pdf is compatible with like every device and program out there).

When you click the button for your preferred format, a pop-up window appears confirming your choices. The title of the document will default to the title of the fic, so be aware of that and consider changing conspicuous titles to something ignorable, especially if you share the computer.

You're done! Now do this with all your favorite fics!

Stay safe out there, your favorite characters are rooting for you <3

[p4nishers]

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

[clockwayswrites]

mikosflame Danny/Bruce, Key, “Take your aim, fire away... shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am titanium”

BANG!

A red flag emboldened with the word pops out the end of the gun.

The whole room seems to sag with an exhale of relief. But Bruce doesn’t. He still strains against the goons who are holding him back.

The Joker just shrugs, gun dangling limp from his fingers. “Ah, well, looks like all I have with me is a joke!” His face twisted into an awful sneer. “Problem is, doesn’t seem anyone is laughing!” He turns, a dramatic pivot that leaves his back to Danny.

Please, please, please, let him be done with Danny, Bruce silently pleads.

There’s a moment where he thinks it works.

Then the Joker snaps his fingers. The goons on either side of him raise their pistols. Danny jerks as a bullet hits his chest. The second bullet jerks him the other way. He curls in on himself, body bowed for a moment. But then he sweeps his hair back as he stands up straight. There’s a devil-may-care smirk on his lips. It’s the smile that Bruce fell for.

The Joker twists back with a growl. “Unload, boys!”

Bang-bang-bang—ten more shots ring out.

Danny jerks back with each of the shots, but there’s no blood. No wet red staining the new suit that he had let Bruce buy him. The pistols empty into Danny, but he doesn’t bleed.

The room holds its breath.

Danny shakes out his sleeves. Twelve bullet shells clink against the marble floor. He straightens his tie purposefully, and then in a flash has surged forward and socked the Joker.

He crumples to the floor in a pile of purple and green.

The goons pause and then run for it.

Danny is at Bruce’s side, holding his face as he searches for any damage. “Are you okay?”

“I think that’s my line,” Bruce says, his voice a desperate rasp. He presses his finger through a bullet hole in Danny’s suit. His finger meets flesh, whole and unblemished. “…how?”

Danny shrugs and smiles, a nervous thing that Bruce wants to sooth away with a kiss, so he does.

[clockwayswrites]

I'll call it in like 12 hours

yellow

key

Voting ended onJul 16

And do my best to make it happy.

[clockwayswrites]

Quick: Danny/Dick or Danny/Bruce?

Okay okay. First one after the tie was Bruce so I'm starting with that one but I'll try to do both.

I'll be stuck at the mechanic for awhile tomorrow (pray for my car and my wallet) so I'll have time to write!

[clockwayswrites]

@chronicallyinsane-fandombitch Phantom/Red Hood (Danny/Jason), Cyan, “Love me, hate me, but you will never know me.”

I've always said I'd warn you if something doesn't have a happy ending so, uh, cw: major character death, blood

“Come on, stay with me!” Jason bites the order out and pressed down harder on the wound that’s oozing green. It’s not warm, not like blood, but Jason knows that’s what it is all the same. If you hold enough people as they die, know how what blood feels like, and Jason has held himself as he died.

The green stains Phantom’s teeth as he grins. He doesn’t cough, maybe just because there’s no lungs for the blood to seep into. Phantom has never seemed breathless before; not after a fight or a screaming match or when Jason has pressed Phantom against an alleyway wall and kissed him senseless. (Not when Jason took Phantom to a safehouse that he burned the next day and fucked Phantom senseless.)

But now after being hit with those things that weren’t guns from the people in hazmat and white suits Phantom feel breathless.

“I said stay with me!”

“Sorry,” Phantom whispers. “Had more than my time living. I always knew Mom would be the one who does it, gets the shots in, you know? Hella a shot…”

His mother? What did… the smaller figure in the hazmat was Phantom’s mother? Jason—he shouldn’t be allowed to be surprised. His own mother sold him to Joker. Watched him be beat to death. Jason tightens his grip on Phantom. Blood oozes through his fingers. Phantom’s form starts to break apart.

It’s not like it’s when Phantom goes intangible purposefully. It’s… he’s breaking apart.

“Stay with me,” Jason chokes out.

Stay with me.

Let me know you, learn you, love you.

“I hate you! You fucking bastard just—”

“Sorry.”

“Please.”

The blood is thick against Jason’s fingers even after Phantom is gone.

[chronicallyinsane-fandombitch]

A true, DEAD on main promptalomp.

(Casually wipes away tears streaming down my face)

[clockwayswrites]

@chronicallyinsane-fandombitch Phantom/Red Hood (Danny/Jason), Cyan, “Love me, hate me, but you will never know me.”

I've always said I'd warn you if something doesn't have a happy ending so, uh, cw: major character death, blood

“Come on, stay with me!” Jason bites the order out and pressed down harder on the wound that’s oozing green. It’s not warm, not like blood, but Jason knows that’s what it is all the same. If you hold enough people as they die, know how what blood feels like, and Jason has held himself as he died.

The green stains Phantom’s teeth as he grins. He doesn’t cough, maybe just because there’s no lungs for the blood to seep into. Phantom has never seemed breathless before; not after a fight or a screaming match or when Jason has pressed Phantom against an alleyway wall and kissed him senseless. (Not when Jason took Phantom to a safehouse that he burned the next day and fucked Phantom senseless.)

But now after being hit with those things that weren’t guns from the people in hazmat and white suits Phantom feel breathless.

“I said stay with me!”

“Sorry,” Phantom whispers. “Had more than my time living. I always knew Mom would be the one who does it, gets the shots in, you know? Hella a shot…”

His mother? What did… the smaller figure in the hazmat was Phantom’s mother? Jason—he shouldn’t be allowed to be surprised. His own mother sold him to Joker. Watched him be beat to death. Jason tightens his grip on Phantom. Blood oozes through his fingers. Phantom’s form starts to break apart.

It’s not like it’s when Phantom goes intangible purposefully. It’s… he’s breaking apart.

“Stay with me,” Jason chokes out.

Stay with me.

Let me know you, learn you, love you.

“I hate you! You fucking bastard just—”

“Sorry.”

“Please.”

The blood is thick against Jason’s fingers even after Phantom is gone.

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[clockways]

I'm not saying that a trans player kicking ass on a Rift of the Necrodancer level called Crab Rave took all of that transpositve good will and killed Lindsey Graham, but I'm also not not saying that.

[completely-sane-scientist]

[kacklepop]

Made myself nauseous thinking about Simon never really having a home. They were always moving around when he was a kid and then he got stuck on Eden when his mom was raptured on Mars.

Eden wasn't home either it always felt temporary and unstable and then it was dying so the closest thing he feels to "home" WAS his mother and all these years later he realizes he feels it again with Grace

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im SICK

[completely-sane-scientist]

[mistawolfie]

My feed is filled with tick-shaped Rocky, dorito Adrian, and Bloodymary. I am exactly where I belong.

[jellyfishforest135]

Typical science teacher behavior

[ravmycupine]

A terrible misunderstanding....

[inky-moth]

PUT me out of my misery oml

And would you look at that they got me hook line and sinker I defo haven’t been working on a fic as well, definitely not (I’ll share it here later)