nepwah

[thetownwitches]

my grandma didn’t know that you can adjust the brightness of computer screens so she’s been browsing the web with her sunglasses on for months

[suchwonderfulthings]

[darklordofthefluff]

"WOOOOOOOBBA FETT!"

[thembocoles]

OMG

[godofidea]

The Generation We Love To Dump On by Matt Bors

[quadrangledreality]

THANK YOU

[nothnkyoupls]

I have had this conversation with many friends and relatives, including my grandfather, who is still angry with me for not having an “adult job.” When I explained the OBVIOUS economic differences between his post-college experience and mine, he looked at me with baffled amazement and said, “I never really thought of that.”

This is the problem. Although this all seems so stupidly apparent to us because we’re living in it, our parents and grandparents can’t fathom what we’re going through because they’re stuck believing the world hasn’t changed since they left school (with jobs lined up even before they graduated, no less). The best we can do is talk to them openly about why we’re “delaying adulthood,” which essentially means scrambling to survive on minimum wage and trying to avoid making the same reproductive mistakes our now-divorced parents made. Really, I know it’s frustrating, but they just don’t get it.

Right now we don’t have much of a voice in politics, but that’s going to change. I can’t wait to see it when it happens. Your shit is gonna crumble, baby boomers.

[lynntendopower]

Millennial outnumber baby boomers! Please get active in voting in your country if you are able to!

[chimera-chimera]

Vote, motherfucker

[partychance]

did you know at lush you can purchase the ability to bathe in a galaxy?

[pokebotjacob]

This is literally so magical

[despitethebite]

"I have no more campaigns to run." *mild clapping*

"I know, because I won both of them."

[unamusedsloth]

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

[laughter-everyday]

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

[jennserr]

leaked footage of Guardians of the Galaxy 2

[NY Post]

[memeguy-com]

Parenting

[mercy-nerfs-deactivated20200127]

just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is

1 million seconds is just over a week and a half

1 billion seconds is about 35 years

[whynotfabulous]

[sleevebucks]

"It’s macchiAto, not macchiatO!”

[starlightsoftness]

One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.

[watermellyn]

comedic gold

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

this honestly just made my day

[salafistallion]

One act of kindness can change your whole life.

[grinandclaireit-deactivated2016]

If I was gonna hire a dog walker off of Craigslist it’d be this guy

[lotad]

[always-evergreen]

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS