chronic pain shitposts

pain pain pain fucking sucks sucks sucks

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my joints are hurtingg and I very much wish to soak in a bottomless pit

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not making sense is ummm kind of my vibe, actually

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Today's brain soup of the day features: pain prepared 15 ways and then blended, with a dash of fatigue and self loathing for good measure. Enjoy!

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Sorry I don't hate you my face is just like this because I'm in Chronic Pain and I don't have any Chocolate

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I could feel good and get stuff done but I choose to feel like shit all the time. Staying in bed from pain sure beats pursuing all of my hobbies and aspirations!

You hear how fucking ridiculous that sounds? Damn. How is ableism so rampant when it is based in so much nonsense???

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sorry!!! I was too busy feeling like deep fried dog shit to be a person

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Now, let me state this very clearly: fucki in g ow, dude!

[osiris-ward]

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Am I in chronic pain? Yeah. But I'm not crying 24/7 and I personally think that is very sexy of me.

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me, explaining my chronic pain: so I am in pain every single second of every single day

a cis male comedian bursting into the room: so am I! it’s called having a wife!

me: I will personally end your life :) 

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Oh hell there's my chronic pain again lmao that guy just does not get tired, huh

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the tension between me and my heating pad on button when I settle into bed 😩

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hey, body? what the absolute fuck, dude. 

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oopsie doopsie my body made another fuckin whoopsie

existing

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I know we're supposed to talk kindly about our bodies because they get us around and shit but fuck dudes I can't help but call a spade a spade. My body is a piece of shit sometimes. So let me bitch about it or goooooooo

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Now, let me state this very clearly: fucki in g ow, dude!

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hello mr. pharmacist sir, can you give me your finest uhhhhh No More Hurt Pills.

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Today's forecast calls for some heavy brain fog in the morning followed by a 60% chance of a chronic pain flare by 3pm. Don't forget to bring your meds with you in case of a flare! It looks like it's going to be a rough one.