bro idek what i'm doing here

[mevil]

[occasionalklance]

Updated Pin Post - IF YOU'RE HERE ABOUT THE AO3 SCRAPE

Please move over to ao3scrapesearch! (I wanted to have a blog where I could bring in other admins to help out as needed, and my fandom blog ain't it anymore.)

What's Next

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[weltenwellen]

Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay”, Glass, Irony, and God

[architeuthisducks-blog]

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

[power-chords]

[semisentientseafood]

Shoutout to oddly specific probably-projecting headcanons hell yeah your favorite character has back problems and a peanut allergy

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

[the-fugitive-kaspy]

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

[james-silvercat]

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

[fluentisonus]

rothko in the turner gallery???

[fluentisonus]

I can't get it right in the photo but going absolutely bonkers over the way the colors just like. blur across from the rothko (1950) to the turner (1845). this whole room is full of these abstract colors it's like they're bleeding between the picture frames with no regard for time

[fluentisonus]

wait wait hold on a second.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

a white guy wearing a beanie that doesnt cover his ears just told a girl at a party that he hates "three hour black and white european films about the horrors of war" and was instantly teleported to hieronymus bosch's garden of earthly delights where a demon thats just two human legs and a carp's head has begun breaking him upon the wheel

[vergess]

Cringe culture is not dead, unfortunately.

See, here's a perfect example.

Someone just decided it's cool and normal to bully total strangers based on an overheard snippet of conversation, and we're all having a good laugh because of course That Guy Must Suck.

Why must he suck?

Well, a total stranger looked at him, disliked his hat, and heard him mention that he doesn't like a genre of film famous for being depressing and difficult to understand.

Ergo, he must be unsalvageable.

But it's fine, to disguise how this is just calling someone cringe for attention online, an overly florid reference to the western canon will be provided.

That's the same as Not Assuming Other People Are Despicable because Their Hat Doesn't Fit, right? Referencing historic artists is the same as compassion and basic decency?

There are plenty of random white boys with shitty film opinions that they use as a disguise for eg racism and sexism but that isn't what happened here.

Go read it again.

What happened here is a bad hat and a bit of filler dialogue you'd hear in the background of a TV show were turned into justification for shitting on a stranger for fun.

[cloevr]

its not a joke that actually happened its in news. they havent let him come home hes still up on the wheel

[hazeydaisey]

I went to Bosch's garden yesterday and he was still there

[genderprettyboy]

reblog to send gay experiences to the person you reblogged from

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

a white guy wearing a beanie that doesnt cover his ears just told a girl at a party that he hates "three hour black and white european films about the horrors of war" and was instantly teleported to hieronymus bosch's garden of earthly delights where a demon thats just two human legs and a carp's head has begun breaking him upon the wheel

[vergess]

Cringe culture is not dead, unfortunately.

See, here's a perfect example.

Someone just decided it's cool and normal to bully total strangers based on an overheard snippet of conversation, and we're all having a good laugh because of course That Guy Must Suck.

Why must he suck?

Well, a total stranger looked at him, disliked his hat, and heard him mention that he doesn't like a genre of film famous for being depressing and difficult to understand.

Ergo, he must be unsalvageable.

But it's fine, to disguise how this is just calling someone cringe for attention online, an overly florid reference to the western canon will be provided.

That's the same as Not Assuming Other People Are Despicable because Their Hat Doesn't Fit, right? Referencing historic artists is the same as compassion and basic decency?

There are plenty of random white boys with shitty film opinions that they use as a disguise for eg racism and sexism but that isn't what happened here.

Go read it again.

What happened here is a bad hat and a bit of filler dialogue you'd hear in the background of a TV show were turned into justification for shitting on a stranger for fun.

[cloevr]

its not a joke that actually happened its in news. they havent let him come home hes still up on the wheel

[hazeydaisey]

I went to Bosch's garden yesterday and he was still there

[rhinco]

actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it's the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i've hurt you too. i'm destroying myself.

[nativenews]

[darth--nickels]

19th century AITA only its "Have I been the most dreadful cad?"

Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that’s an egret not a heron, it’s got black legs

[podcastwizard]

how could you hide this in the tags

[noonesgaylikegatson]

Some messages left by queer Palestinians who face annihilation by the Israeli government in their retaliation against Hamas. The Israeli government has dropped thousand of bombs, leveled streets, cut off water, gas, and electricity, bombed hospitals, ambulances, mandated evacuation and then bomb evacuees. Innocent people are dying in the mass.

There is no need for this government to employ these acts of collective punishment. The same logic that is used to condemn the acts of Hamas, should be used to condemn the actions of the Israeli government. No one deserves to slaughtered and dehumanized.

And keep in mind, that this terror is not unusual for the Palestinian people, and this is another horrific event in a decades long oppression and apartheid.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[geardrops]

the accent really makes this

[caressthosecheekbones]

The Godmother