chiara

yo. listen to my spotify playlists.

[piacerisprecati-deactivated2020]

Sì.🌹

[gaynfl-moved]

me and my sword

[chrptrcn]

The Holy Trinity

[retquits]

i exposed myself on twitter i might as well post this here too

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy 

[asexual-fandom-queen]

@ people who think adam/eric came out of nowhere… are we watching the same show??? because that shit’s been on slow burn since episode one babyyyy!!!

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[creature-enjoyer29]

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

[edskasbpraks]

something that’s actually funny : eh

two 40 years old men beating the shit out of children :

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[randommakings]

Disney should really bring back Sky High except, fuck that shit as a movie this time. Don’t do that, that’s a waste of everyone’s time.

You own ABC Family/Freeform, make that shit a teen show and put it on there. You own Marvel, give it a connecting comic line at the same time because like why not?

The idea is really good and would work better as a tv show anyways and superheros are the hot thing right now.

Do that shit.

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[chrptrcn]

have vegans seen bee movie? have you seen what happens when we don’t consume the honey they make?

mAKE US AT LEAST EAT THE HONEY YOU ASSHOLES IT’S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND FOR THE BEES

[jujutsukatsuki-reblogs]

John Mulaney

reblog if you agree

[chaoticpendeja]

NEW IN TOWN WON’T BE ON NETFLIX STARTING NEW YEAR’S DAY REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[bluefloozy]

my mom get me an engraved money clip that says “STREET SMARTS!” i cant stop laughing i love my family

[chrptrcn]

i’m feeling so anxious right now

[chrptrcn]

i’m thinking about starting a youtube channel... i wonder if anyone would even think it’s a good idea lmao let me know if you think it’s dumb it would really mean a lot