The Blog of Irrelevance.

I blog about things.

[pr1nceshawn]

Life With Dogs.

[demon-hex]

[ @manduhs-things | @maireadgreum | @devilsdaughter2 ]

[regalgorgon]

My Rottweiler does the pillow and blanket thing and it’s adorable.

[g0ds-favorite]

[scottstilesliam-deactivated2016]

dickmark:

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NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things

[salamandertoast]

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[ventrue]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashtoniousrex]

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

[zog-agent]

[funnypicsdept]

[djpaulyd]

[jnsalvado-deactivated20171008]

Realistic Pokemons

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

i’d rather die than see a single one of these ugly ass scary ass nightmare creatures anywhere ever

[chssebrown]

Doctor: you have 6 months to live

me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

Doctor: how the hell did you do that

[thecolorofexcellence]

Album + Art. A project by artist, Eisen Bernard Bernardo.

[thehellofitall-deactivated20210]

[coolguyhat]

American school system

[ruinedchildhood]

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

[lesushinator]