People are surprisingly nice

I slay dragons for cotton candy

[chtlulu]

IF nagini could take a human form, there is no way voldie would have had sex with bellatrix instead of her, and that is why the cursed child is bullshit

an essay by me

[gumuhit]

unaligned (2016)

[chtlulu]

Today this guy gave a presentation in my anthropology class, and literally said “Happy International Women’s Day for all ya boys and gals!” I shit u not. Men really can’t the fact that not everything revolves around them and their Man Ego

[chtlulu]

in hungarian we don’t say i love you, we say “mindig mindenki részeg” which roughly translates to “life is a pleasure”, and i think its beautiful

[teensapphicmagazine]

moodboard | summer sapphic | pink & yellow

[saucerfulofregrets-deactivated2]

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

damn right! damn fuckin right! damn right! damn fuckin right!

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[flowerinaflame]

She looks beautiful

[finndamerons-archive]

ok but bucky barnes standing outside whatever jail the last of the hydra officials are being kept in, banging a pan against his metal arm yelling “I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL, Y’ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”

[finndamerons-archive]

i lost 2 followers cause of this post please reblog it

[lassi]

my kink? love

[slowspinningredemption]

no not that one

[honeykissedtea]

cute date idea: take me to a lavender field in france

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

[decongest]

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

[chtlulu]

someone: what are your coping methods?

me: *looks up from sea of tears and impulsive texts* um

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[assassinsblade]