Discoholic 🪩
todays bird
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cherry valley forever
titsay
YOU ARE THE REASON
Misplaced Lens Cap
The Bowery Presents
tannertan36
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Love Begins
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Claire Keane
PR's Tumblrdome
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Kiana Khansmith
d e v o n
@theartofmadeline
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@chubbybrownbarbie
I’M BAAAAAACK
Hey, I’ve been gone for yeeeears and now I’m back now that I heard tumblr is allowing nudity again lol.
Can I get a show of likes to have an idea how many of my followers still have active accounts? I’ll be going back and deleting a lot of stuff, it’s kind of rough having an archive of the worst times of my life be public, I’ve already gone back and deleted a bunch of text posts.
Um, Beatrice, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s nephew? We need money.
I wanna steal
everybody’s favorite song
I love being a fat binch and I worked hella hard to get here. Wear short shorts, you will look great. I don’t care. Fuck the haters.
I got these shorts at Forever 21.
Everything is garbage but at least I'm cute.
i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”
a railroad bridge ,Kamakura
Horror Film Taglines Replaced With Pornhub Comments
by TechnicallyRon
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
plot twist
THIS WAS ALREADY HILARIOUS AND THEN I READ THE DESCRIPTION
IT GOT BETTER
I had to scroll down a while to get to the real gag of this post, but for a minute I thought these were Karl Pilkington responses to horror movies.
Dawg.. Easter bunny came in dancing on they ass 😂
The only reasonable reaction to furries
I’m SNORTING
A wise man never take unnecessary risks
i ugly laughed
You’re welcome
[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]
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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like
the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around
They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.
im a feminist
a wiener dog with full-sized human hands instead of paws
Hiiiiii
