Spyt is Most Likely Bored

Welcome to my lame corner of Tumblr. I mostly just draw and sleep.

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do you see this shit my liege

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[rettaroo]

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[do-you-have-a-flag]

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

[craigslisthorses]

tell me not to buy this adorable buckskin sabino weanling  filly

let’s play a game and name her- 

sire- Knievals Pushin Starbucks

dam-  Lady Jazzy Cash

(i found another pic but also she looks more palomino?? but idk hard to tell until she sheds out more)

[spytfyreden]

Pushin’ Cash n Jazz

Jazzy Starbucks

Cashin the Starbucks

[kaijuno]

Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”

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2019 European Eventing Championships - cross-country

Michael and Chipmunk sailed through the finish flags with eighteen seconds to spare – and they did so despite a bizarre incident in the middle of the course.

“There was a strange situation – I galloped around the corner to fence 17 [the Rathaus table] and a guy was walking slowly into my way and shaking his hand,” he explains. “I was confused because he didn’t have a flag, I didn’t know, was he trying to stop me? But because I was looking to him, I lost my distance and I had a shit jump. I looked back after the fence and the crowd was screaming, ‘you have to go on!’ I lost my rhythm; it was a stupid situation.”

Though it’s unclear whether the mystery man was a fence judge attempting to stop Michael because of a previous faller, the fence in question isn’t one of the marked stopping points on course – in part because it directly precedes the tough final water.

Quote vie EventingNation / TIlly Berendt

>> I saw people commenting on the fact that there was indeed a rider still down at the water complex that came right after the table Michi is jumping. But they apparently managed to get the rider out right before Michael arrived, so he may not have seen it at all.

In any case, trying to stop a horse directly in the approach of a jump is… not a good idea at all. Things could have gone very wrong.

[equikage]

#also Michi said shit ??

i need that audio

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Magmanos Storyboards | full sequence

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This is an adventure

[moonpaw]

[exclusivegorgeousgeek]

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"

[evanbuckleyed]

y’all im on the sparknotes twitter and i am losing my goddamn mind

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

You wanna know some impressive shit? The Cuttlefish is colorblind, and yet despite that it can change its colors PERFECTLY to mimic its surroundings.

IT CAN EVEN DO THIS IN TOTAL DARKNESS

HOW THE FUCK 

[houyo]

Just like Daredevil, they can probably feel the vibrations of different color textures via sound waves or some other bullshit.

[bogleech]

Oh the truth is even more bullshit than that, if recent deductions are correct:

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/07/how-colorblind-cuttlefish-may-see-living-color

Because every color is a different wavelength, it’s possible to have a lens focused in such a way that only one color at a time is clear and others are blurry. So it seems that the eyes of cephalopods rapidly “sweep” across every possible level of focus. It might all look like different shades of grey to them, but in just an instant, their powerful brain registers exactly which shades of grey come clear at exactly which levels of focus and tells the skin which chromatophores to switch on and off to match that shade as close as possible. *focusfocusfocusfocusblurblurblurblurblurblur* I don’t know what these other assholes are seeing but THESE greys in THIS situation sure seem to confuse them”

[vulpetrope]

finished an older drawing of miles for a print! I love one sunny boy ;v;

[taro-wong]

When you’re almost getting a heatstroke but you look metal as FUCK

based off this post!

[backlogbooks]

I’m sorry I’m doing a leverage rewatch and I cannot shut up about it

[cloversdreams]

Professor Membrane: …and nobody is as excited for the big celebration as I am. Random Dude: I am! Professor Membrane: -nyooms off the stage and right into his face- Not scientifically possible!

[desolationlesbian]

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

[yamujiburo]

what a cute lovely and charmy family

[pancakeke]

does the WordPress guy know that tumblr already has premium themes that literally no one uses

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

do you really think someone who actually knows anything about this shithole would spend money on it

[pancakeke]

ok solid point