AHA, the chub pile doesnt stop from getting fatter

if youve got a towering boner for fat boys and absolutely no shame at all youve come to the right motherfucking place homie M!A: none.((homestuffed fatkink rp blog! if you dont like it, dont follow))

[chubbydave]

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

[schrauza]

coughs and pretends I don’t exist right now…

I drew more but ahHAAHAH THIS IS ALL I AM OKAY WITH SHARING RIGHT NOW;;;;;

[chubbydave]

((imagine dave having to go to the bathroom or something in the middle of the night and sprinting to the kitchen to grab something to snack on while he nervously shambles the rest of the way))

((the most real ask i have received thus far))

[chubbydave]

((give me totally anxious neurotic dave with 900 phobias of like people in mascot suits and walking around in the dark))

[chubbydave]

((aye broe.. give me nervous eater dave who practically stuffs himself sick when hes stressed/emotional without even registering it. give me dave who before going on a date w someone gradually raids his own fridge to distract himself from his racing thoughts and cant button up his fancy date jacket afterward))

[chubbydave]

((invader zim phase? thats my favorite phase!!!))

[chubbydave]

god just no more please also some generous chocolate donations would be hella rad right now

[chubbydave]

((Chocolate Milk?))

[As if things literally could not get any worse than they are now, Dave looks down and... well.]........fuckcome onseriously??am i pregnant??????

[chubbydave]

*Drops down from the ceiling and stands inches behind the growing chubster* Chocolate coins and chocolate bars~!

[Chocolate coins: HA this is basically Dave already so nothing changes. Chocolate bars, though. Chocolate sounds pretty good right about now actually… Dave facepalms. How the fuck can he still be thinking about food when he’s dealing with ALL OF THIIIIS???? Dave punctuates his internal monologue with a squeeze to his hugely oversized belly. But fuck, ]

(chocolate!!)

[Facepalm x2 Combo!!!!]

(…the second i pry my fat ass from the jaws of this shitty death trap chair im going to strangle myself with a kittens severed spinal cord until ive sustained enough brain damage via suffocation that i cant tell which way is up and i think robin williams standup is hilarious)

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[chubbydave]

Whoppers~

[Dave points straight at tumblr user sammneiland and aggressively flips him the finger. The chair collapses.]

[chubbydave]

WHOPPERS PLZ

!!![Oh fuck. Something under Dave's skin tingles and it's weird and he doesn't like it. Scared and breathless, he places his trembling hands on his rather puffy, exposed belly as it slowly resumes expanding, his hips, thighs and arms catching up with it. He feels the new fat stretch his skin thin and unbearably sensitive and he feels like a steadily inflating balloon and fears he may at some point burst. The chair underneath him creaks in protest at having to support the sudden influx of frightened squirming hyperventilating tubby boy and he prays it doesn't bust apart, toppling him to the floor as his sides widen and his belly bloats and blubs up and out and the seams on his jeans tear open, exposing more and more of his delicate flesh.]

[chubbydave]

((the title of the book is 'girl gives birth to own prom date' and its 90s kitsch gold btw))

[chubbydave]

((i grab the author of this book by the throat and yell 2 inches from his face 'HOMOSUCK IS FOR FAGS'))

[chubbydave]

((IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WHATS EVEN GOING ON AM I RECEIVING SIGNS FROM GOD AGAIN))

[chubbydave]

((THIS IS SO FUKKING IN CHARACTER WHAT IS DAVE STRIDER FROM HOMESTUCK DOING IN THIS COMPLETELY UNRELATED BOOK ITS SO ACCURATE..... ACCURATE DAVE))

[chubbydave]

((I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND THIS BOOK AT THE SCHOOL LIBRARY AND IM C R Y I N G ))