The Chubby Sailor Senshi

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remade at @chubbymoonbunny

go follow ya hooligans

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Worst comes to worst I’ll just remake this blog

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oh rip this blog

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thegreediestgals‌:

“Yeah, but I thought you hated all the exercise.”

“I do, but I care more about keeping Ami happy~”

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thegreediestgals‌:

“What’s there to understand? Ami’s got you going through an exercise routine like, twice as bad as I put myself through. Lose some weight, have to exercise less, just goof off with the rest of us.”

“But being so heavy is part of the fun. I like being heavy all the time, so just having that weight temporarily leaves it feeling... kinda unfulfilling.”

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thegreediestgals‌:

“Not really. I mean, what’s so great about actually putting on all that weight instead of doing it guilt-free while staying in shape otherwise?”

“...I don’t understand the question.”

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thegreediestgals‌:

“Can you just make some sense for once? All I want is for you to show some restraint once in a while.”

“I think I make perfect sense.”

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Where do I sign up to be a fat sailor scout?

No one plays any of the outer planet senshi

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Belly rubs are great all the time! It wouldn't be all the time, anyway, it would just be lunch.

“Point still stands.”

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I wanna watch your cute tummy jiggle! Lemme give it a little pat!

“No. Friends and hubby only.”

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thegreediestgals‌:

“I don’t even call myself a glutton!”

“See? That’s where you went wrong.”

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You're already fat, you wanna be HUGE. Besides, being bloated can be fun, if you have someone to rub your belly~

“Not ALL the time though...”

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thegreediestgals‌:

“It’s called having limits no matter the size. Seriously…even if I did catch up to you normally, I’d still have to take a break while eating. I’m not a vacuum cleaner like you are, fatso.”

“But even Ami can eat more than you can, so really, you should kinda be ashamed of even calling yourself a glutton.”

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thegreediestgals‌:

“What are you talking about? We got full that first time I came over to lord it over you and you ordered all that pizza. Just because I’m bigger doesn’t mean my stomach capacity got bigger.”

“See? If I can eat more than you when you’re triple my size, where’s the fun in that? I know you can’t compete with Ami and I, but it’s still lame...”

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Well, then double it! You've gotta work hard to get big! Hell, do a whole 5L shake and three pizzas!

“That leaves me all bloated all day though. I wanna be fat, but not if it’s a problem all the time.”

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thegreediestgals‌:

“It doesn’t have to be so damn literal, you know.”

“But it’s not as fun with the charms. You get to be big, but you never get full since you didn’t do it with food...”

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Well, yeah, of course you got bored of ONLY shakes. Eat real food, too, you silly girl! Try a 2L cake shake and an XL pizza for lunch, tomorrow, with a side of chili cheese fries.

“But that’s what I have normally!”

She means that she drinks less of those shakes, not that she cut them out.

Imagine what she;d be like if her metabolism wasn’t so strong. She might be that hippo size already.