You're Lucky if Your Memory Remains;

[blazeitbentley]

Says you, but I’ve always been a disappointment in one way or another.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

C'mon, I'm sure that's not true. I'm sure there you've done something great.

[blazeitbentley]

I guess you’ve got a good point there, but I haven’t reached that point in my life just yet.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

You should always believe in your self, even just a little. You can never disappoint yourself. That much, anyways.

[blazeitbentley]

I’ll just wait for a guy to come along who will accept me as I am.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

Yeah, but a little self confidence is a good thing.You're easy on the eyes like I said, You'll eventually meet someone. But believing in yourself never hurts.

[blazeitbentley]

Sounds like a silly investment.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

Why? Sometimes you gotta work on yourself. Guys are way more pickier than girls.

[blazeitbentley]

Well I’ve never had confidence.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

You should consider getting some.

[blazeitbentley]

I’m expecting it to happen never, so yeah.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

Well that's super pessimistic.Confidence is super sexy on it's own.

[blazeitbentley]

Hopefully it happens soon.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

It'll happen when you least expect it.

[blazeitbentley]

Not really.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

You'll meet someone, someday. You're cute. Sometimes they just fall into your lap.

[blazeitbentley]

That’s where we differ. I’m just waiting for someone to come up and try something, but it seems like only girls think I’m attractive enough.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

What, don't like girls?

[blazeitbentley]

Exactly, but still you get hit on and laid a lot more than I do.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

Yeah, but I'm like... actively trying to get it in, though.

[blazeitbentley]

Well you get laid and hit on more than I do, so I think you do.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

That's a technicality. Plus I have like, a decade on you. So of course I have more experience.

[clairejadexadams]

I wouldn’t say I’m territorial about it. I just don’t like people using my things without asking. So if you ever did want to borrow my makeup, Chucky, don’t be afraid to ask. Though, we couldn’t use the same cover-up. Your complexion is a bit darker than mine.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

I don't like people touching my junk either. Especially my guitar. I think I'll be fine. I don't have anything I wanna cover up. They aren't that bad I don't think.

[clairejadexadams]

Which makes me a happy baby sister. I can call you names just as easily. I really didn’t want to go, but he was so cute when he asked me. I couldn’t say no.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

Good. Yeah but I'm older than you, it's my job to give you a hard time. And why do none of you wanna go to prom? I'd think you were being tortured. I liked my proms, way back in the stone age.

[blazeitbentley]

Not as surprise as you’d like to think.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

I'm saying I don't get hit on or laid as often as you're probably thinking.

[blazeitbentley]

Well of course you couldn’t. People find you attractive, and I’m sure most of those people have made a move on you.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

You'd be surprised.

[itsderekscott]

I like her lyrics, don’t judge me. Just walk away, like Kelly Clarkson once said. She wouldn’t because you can tell Derek sent you and Derek is God. Oh Chucky, you kinda said she’s a crazy clown whore, yeah. I don’t think God Derek can save your ass from Claire’s nails after that.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

I'm judging you so hardcore right now. She totally would. She probably has shit from Sephora or something that costs a shit ton of money. I didn't! I just said maybe girls her age like to cake on their makeup like that.

[clairejadexadams]

Stitches are pretty terrible. I remember having them when I had my appendix taken out. Also, so you don’t call me a bitch again, Derek asked me to prom and I said yes.

[chucknocaptainchuck]

Yeah. I'm glad they are out. I can put it all behind me. I'm older than you, but fine, I guess I won't. And good!