Chuck The Wizard

Hello, I am Chuck the Wizard Arch Hedge-Wizard, maker of low-quality flying circus memes, and biggest pest to congress in the county. It's certainly a life I live. While I'd rather not publicly reveal my age or other major details I will say I'm over 20 and a guy (if I hadn't made the latter obvious enough).

[redstonedust]

everyones always getting isekai'd into a fantasy rpg setting. no more. i woke up in anotehr world as a footsoldier of the galactic empire. reborn as the princess of the candy kingdom. i got hit by a sports car and went to radiator springs (cars) (the movie) (mater is there)

[chuckthewizard]

Thanks for the writing prompt

[wintertraumaposting]

"There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole."

"Foxgirl pussy is so good it makes you believe in god??"

[chuckthewizard]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[chuckthewizard]

Any fallout game

[chuckthewizard]

Someone requested this so here it is: the rattiest rat tank in Flying Circus. Suggestions are always welcome and in fact encouraged. I make these more often when I have people riding my ass about them.

[beardedmrbean]

[chuckthewizard]

Personal conspiracy theory but remember how those memes about gambling all seemingly came out of nowhere and now there are ten million gambling ads?

I’m not saying they’re connected, but I am saying it’s weird that they just so happen to come one after another. Could just be opportunism, but something about it definitely feels a bit… staged.

Also report all gambling ads on here as malicious because they fucking are.

[chuckthewizard]

TUMBLR MY COMPLAINT WAS NOT A REQUEST FOR MORE GAMBLING ADS

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[chuckthewizard]

It’s about damn time. Will it go well? Who fucking knows, but the more people support them the more nervous we make Hasbro. Sign the thing.

Tell Wizards of the Coast to Recognize Our Union!

The workers at Magic The Gathering: Arena have voted overwhelmingly to form the union: United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC)! We are

[vexwerewolf]

The Urbanmech is terrible at everything except the thing it was specifically designed for. But is it good at that? well no, not really

[chuckthewizard]

This is slander. The urbanmech is great at its designed role. It’s just that the designed role is making money off idiots dumb enough to buy the urbanmech.

[chuckthewizard]

Personal conspiracy theory but remember how those memes about gambling all seemingly came out of nowhere and now there are ten million gambling ads?

I’m not saying they’re connected, but I am saying it’s weird that they just so happen to come one after another. Could just be opportunism, but something about it definitely feels a bit… staged.

Also report all gambling ads on here as malicious because they fucking are.

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

[thememedaddy]

[byjove]

So delighted to find out that ‘beware of dog’ signs date back to at least the second century BCE in Ancient Rome.

And this one was an inlayed mosaic.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[orangepenguino]

(nyt)

No. I'm fine, really. I'm just ugly crying about Carroll crater. A bright spot on the far side of the moon. I'm fine. I'll stop crying eventually.

[animentality]

[important-cat-pics]

[chuckthewizard]

What is a paper bag if not a a palanquin for kitty?