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Just a heads up pookies
This is an 18+ blog. So mdni (like obviously)
For the adults here, welcome to my blog, enjoy my struggle and enjoy your stay
Tiny fairy boyfriend x g/n reader (18+)
y/h = Your height
(Tumblr fucking posted the draft for this while I was still writing it #endingmylife)
Sex with your fairy boyfriend is like...really hard
The biggest problem is the very clear size difference. With you being (y/h) and your sweet fairy boyfriend being 5 inches tall, it hard to really do anything at all, he's too small to penetrate you (and he's not too keen on LITERALLY going inside you) and you're too big where if you tried anything, you lowkey might kill him.
But love finds a way.
"Are you sure this is gonna work? I don't want you getting hurt." you ask, feeling a little nervous.
"Yes dewdrop! Don't worry about me, i've been practicing." Your fairy boyfriend says while looking at you all flustered.
You see, a super crazy discovery revealed that, to him, your pinky finger is as big at a above average sized dildo. Crazy right? And after sharing this oh so wonderful information with you, you felt yourself getting a bit hot at the idea of your tiny boyfriend slutting out on your pinky.
And you made sure to prepare, removing any nail polish, clipping and filing your nails, and making sure theres no cuts (safety first).
And he made sure to prepare too, stretching his hole out (with what he can) and lubing up
And after prepping and some reassurance, he lowers himself on your pinky. Not even "tip" deep and he's already shaking.
"H-hey if you can't handle it maybe we ca-"
"NO!! I-I caa-can h-handle it"
After a brief moment of getting used to the sensation inside him, he takes and deep breath and pushes himself down completely. You're whole pinky is inside your shaking, flustered fairy boyfriend.
After catching his breath, he starts moving himself up and down on your finger.
You sigh and look at whats going on in front of you and chuckle "you taking this quite well"
"Y-y-yeahhhhhh *hah* soo g-good~"
While you watch your little boyfriend being a little slut, you get an idea.
You jerk your pinky up
"A-AHH-!" The sensation of you jerking your hand up and down and the size thats inside him is pushing your boyfriend to his edge.
"Go-gonna c-cum!~ Soo c-close!~"
After a few more thrusts, he comes. It's a bit hard, but you can see his little spurts of cum land on your hand. When he pulls himself off, you lift your hand to your mouth and lick the remains of his orgasm.
"H-hey! Don't do that!! Thats filthy!!" Your boyfriend says as he feels his face getting hot.
"Heh, your one to talk" you say
He turns around flustered (and a little aroused)
This international womens day, ladies make sure you man is on his knees and begging #hellyeah
In another universe, you're f/o is touching themselves hoping you come along and make earth shattering love to them btw
Fucking your fav while kinda ragebaiting them while you do it.
They're drunk from your cock (or strap), mind fuzzy, words slurring, and then you hit them with a "I can tell you don't like this" (lmao)
Which causes them to kinda freak out (cause how can you say that, they love your cock.)
So while still cock drunk they go "Nooooo, you're babyboy *hiccup* loooves. Nooo hateee..."
Which causes them to cry cause they think they're not good enough for you. Awwww poor baby
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
"You're laughing. Our baby mochi is turning 30 and you're laughing."
Real tho happy birthday jimin 💜💜
I'm actually crying dawg WHY did he do that lmfaoo 😭😭
Survival instincts of a deer 😭😭
KINKTOBER YEAHHH
WE ARE ALL EATING WELL THIS MONTH
NSFW MINORS DNI >:|
Wassup gang. We on that rise & grind TODAY (my back hurts tho)
//sub male x dom fem!reader//pegging(reader uses a strap)//mommy kink//crossdressing (it's mentioned)//pet names//begging//soft lovey dovey fluff at the end//
If you don't fw anything listed above I recommend not reading
Hope you enjoy
Subs that act like the dom in public >:)
On the outside, everyone thinks your boyfriend is the dominant one in the relationship. He almost always has a hand on your hip, never letting you go. When you two go to a restaurant, he always pays the bill, grunting out a "i'll pay" everytime.
When you two are hanging out with friends, when he thinks it's time to go, he'll harshly grab your arm, dragging you away grunting "we're leaving". So it would make sense why everyone thinks he's the dominant one.
But thats just in public, things are a lot different in private...
"Mommy, p-please stop teasing...please touch me..." he grunts out as you take two fingers and run it up and down his shaft.
"But baby boy, i am touching you" he groans "i need more, touch me more m-mommy" he says a he looks at you with desperation and you can't help but smirk as you grab his thighs. "Are you ordering me around baby? Are you trying to tell me what to do?" His eyes widen in slight fear.
"N-no mommy I...um..please touch me more, pretty please...uh" you smile and prepare your strap and slowly start to finger his hole. "You're so loose, did you play with yourself earlier today?" He blushes "yes mommy, i played with myself so I can be n-nice and loose f-for you..." you line your strap up with his hole and slowly push yourself inside him.
The sensation makes his body tense up and his eyes cross"oh yes...so full..." You can't help but giggle at him "look at you, your moans are so high pitched, you're like a girl." Your thrusts start to speed up "Would you like that? Would you like to be my pretty girl?" You can't help but groan at the sight of him "put you in a pretty skirt or maybe a dress?"
The thought of putting him in a skirt or a dress makes him even more flustered than he already is "yes mommy...would like that...wanna be your pretty girl" you chuckle "good boy~"
"Mommy...i'm close...can i cum...please? You chuckle "i don't know if you deserve it, you might have to convince me" he groans "please mommy, please let me come, i'm a good boy, right mommy? Aren't I a good boy? Please, i'm so close mommy"
You chuckle "alright, you convinced me, go ahead."
If you made it this far thanks for reading ❤️ Likes and reblogs are appreciated <3
Stay beautiful babes
Ok I know I'm probably SUPER late to the party but I just finished a k-drama called strangers from hell and omg????
One one hand i think it's really good, it's got a compelling story (at least enough to keep me entertained)
But on the other hand, i need seo moonjo really bad man. He's got such great yandere potential. We need more psycho cannibals in media ngl.
Highly recommend watching if you get a chance
Also happy bisexuality day my bisexual baddies
Remember to not listen to losers, you're all awesome, valid, and sexy
Rambles I typed out like a year ago so yeah
(I typed this while thinking of stray kids but whoever you desire works too)
Ofc minors dni
A sub so competitive they feel the need to constantly prove themselves in front of you. ~
"You sure you can take another load? You don't have to, pup. Why don't you rest for a bit?"
"W-wanna keep going. c-can take it."
"Hmmm, good boy"
Just imagine, your pup got you a pretty dress/suit (or fucking sweatpants if you don't fw the other 2)
Only for you to wear it on a date w/ another sub who's better at you in all aspects.
You'll be left to wonder deplorable things you're doing to him while wearing the dress that YOU bought for me. Poor pup
Casually taking photos of your puppy to send to your other pups so they can compare them to each other.
You'd go as far as to film them doing cute little tricks so the others can learn from example
Anyway those are my rambles hope you enjoyed, reblogs are greatly appreciated ❤️
Thinking about a sub whos a fan of celebrity!reader. But a REALLY fucked up kind of fan.
(Sorry if it's rushed. I typed this in a walmart)
Walk with me pookie.
You're a celebrity (whatever kind. Model, movie star, singer, etc. doesn't matter) and sub is your #1 fan. You don't even know he exists, he thinks otherwise though. He believes both of you are soulmates. He's watched everything on you, he knows every fact on you. Hell, he even has a fan page dedicated to you on twitter. (He may of may not have of reputation of lashing out on poor random people who talk about you, cause in his mind, you exist only for him, as he only exists for you)
But thats not the werid part, the werid parts is when he prints out your picture and tapes it to a pillow, so when he desperately fucks into it, he imagines it's actually you. It's when every time you do a live stream, he makes it romantic.
Mood lighting, candles, maybe some soft music. And while you're live, just in your living room talking about your day, he's crying while fisting his cock or, if he's feeling adventurous, fingers his hole. Whats a normal night to you, is a night of romance for him.
It's when he films himself touching himself (amoung other things) and sends tge videos to you. Do you watch them? He hopes, no he KNOWS you do. Your puppy sent you a gift, so please enjoy it.
Featuring: your favorites :3
Anyway thats all I got rn. Thanks for taking the time to read it
Also sidenote, pls DO NOT actually fucking stalk your favorite celebrities. Real life is not a fucking fanfiction. Respect their boundaries.
💻Digital Footprint💻
Sub male yandere x gn reader
This story has been collecting dust in my drafts for an embarrassing amount of time. So sorry if it's not great lol
The following things will be in this fic: yandere shit // stalking // Pet play (kinda)//Masturbation // sex doll mention // just smut in general // unhealthy behavior
Disclaimer: i don't approve of these behaviors in real life/public. This fic is for pure fun/fantasy
As always, MINORS DNI
Letss gooo ;)
He knew everything about you, he knew your Instagram, your twitter (a/n: i'm never calling it X because I hate elon and I don't respect him), your email, he even had your bank information (but ypu can trust him, he would never steal money from you). He knows everything about you...at least he thought he did.
I neef ateez so BAD bro 🥀🥀🙏🙏
If god decides to bless me and lock me in a room with them, then we're really gonna slow it down and make it bouncy
Get out there and slut-shame a man today. It's good for the economy