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Dial Drunk: Chapter 4
Summary: Another drunk night and Melissa is coming apart at the seams.
Warnings: alludes to closed door smut with R and someone else.
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Melissa wakes up with no idea where she is, how she got here, or where her phone is. The last thing that she remembers clearly is walking back into the restaurant and ordering a margarita float. It was made for a group of twelve, but she had finished it with little assistance from Barbara. It was the only thing that helped the fury that had settled in her bones from watching you kiss Wanda.
Hii! Could i request another sub!gp!alcina and a dom reader whos had the cadou so shes the same height :))
Yet another prompt I left back in December
I apologize for the wait, sweets, but here you are! Thank you :)
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The one with winter's chill
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Smut, fluff: etsablished marriage-Alcina Dimitrescu | feminine reader
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*ೃ༄ ➛ Orange embers popped from the bedroom’s fireplace, sizzling once they met the brick walls restraining them. You stared into the flames – your face reflecting their glow – and thought about nothing in particular; you just wanted to warm up. Winter was cruel tonight. The biting freeze followed you everywhere in the castle. Your daughters were on lockdown in their bedrooms with blankets and quilts and their own fire to keep them alive, but you and your wife couldn’t isolate so easily. There was a castle to run.
You could faintly hear Alcina’s voice in the other room, though the closed door muffled it; you could make out that she was on another phone call, seemingly arguing with the recipient on the other end. You guessed it was Heisenberg trying to recruit her help for another experiment, or perhaps another lousy attempt at convincing her to turn against Mother Miranda – judging by the underlying frustration in her tone, it had to be something along the lines of those dreadful sorts.
You blinked yourself back into reality, glancing around the room to re-engage with your surroundings. Your head felt like a haze from the cold. It was nearly painful to think. You lazily threw another log into the fire, watching as it grew violent before settling down to a steadier flame. The grand bed in the corner of your eye was tempting; it had been all evening. You refused to rest if your wife was still working, but she could work all night if you let her. An hour ago, you had asked her to call it a day, as nothing sounded better than burrowing like your daughters were doing, and Alcina said she would only be a few more minutes. This was the longest few minutes of your life.
Your feet moved on autopilot, your mind too slow to process anything that you were doing. Your fingers were shivering, the bones achingly bending around the doorknob of her office; you crouched beneath the door, inviting yourself in. Alcina turned her head to look at you with a curious eye, the white and gold phone clutched to the side of her face, her hat discarded on the desk, and a blanket that was far too small for her body was haphazardly wrapped around her shoulders. The more you approached her, the more your heightened hearing could make out Heisenberg's voice. You no longer felt so bad hanging up if it was on him. Your hand reached out, yanking the phone from her grasp and placing it back into its holder.
Alcina looked you up and down, her eyebrows raised. “You can’t just hang up my business calls.”
“Was he really that important to you?” You outreached your hand for her to take.
She hummed, or groaned, or a sound mixed in the middle. After rubbing her eyes, her gloved fingers interlocked with yours. She followed your lead, shockingly not as argumentative as she’d usually be. You weren’t surprised if that man drained her energy with his nonsense rambles. “Come to bed, you’ve worked enough.”
“I still need to contact Mother Miranda about the Cadou implements down in the cellar-”
“Do that tomorrow, darling; she can wait.” You pulled her to the bed, only releasing her hand when you were in reach of the duvet. You grabbed the cover, quickly pulling it down with a lack of grace, and throwing yourself beneath it. You sighed at the immediate cocoon of warmth.
Alcina was more patient – she’d been alive much longer than you, so to her, this winter wasn’t the coldest that she’s ever experienced. It was still unpleasant, though, more than the previous few years had been. That she could admit. “You could have gone to bed without me. I wouldn’t have minded.”
“I wanted you with me.” As soon as Alcina layed down, your body was attached to hers like a starfish; one arm and leg over her front. “You make it warmer.”
She wrapped her arms around you, pulling you closer and nuzzling her nose into the top of your head, vanilla and ivory shampoo filling her senses. “Do I?” She echoed, voice low and quiet. Your body tensed above her. Your lips brushed along her collarbone, not kissing, simply feeling. She pulled your body towards her even more, adjusting your position until you were fully on top of her; your lower half so close, painfully close to resting against hers through the layers of both your sleep clothes. She inhaled; you heard it – the small shake in how she was breathing. Slow, in and out, yet unsteady. Your mouth ghostly touched up her neck, your tongue darting out to lick around where her pulse once was hundreds of years ago. You briefly imagined how warm her blood would’ve been, how nice it’d feel coating your tongue and your throat as it slid down to stain your stomach. Maybe just a bite, you thought, which was a weird idea to have. You weren’t the kind who enjoyed biting or eating flesh; the wine was just about all you could handle. Nevertheless, your teeth grazed her skin, enough for her to tilt her head, allowing you more access. You knew you wouldn’t draw anything out of her; her body simply didn’t work that way anymore, but you’d get a gasp and maybe a soft, breathless scream. You rolled your hips once – subconsciously – your stomach filling with heat. The cold outside of the bed didn’t seem so intimidating anymore.
Alcina shifted, a weak attempt to move her hips up, to feel any more pressure on her hardening cock. Her fingers were digging into your shirt, just below your shoulder blades.
You licked your own teeth; sharp against your tongue. “Stay still.” Your nose brushed a trail up to her ear, inhaling the lingering scent of her bath oils. “I bet you’d taste divine, wouldn’t you?”
Alcina’s lips curled into a toothy, charming grin. “I thought you were squeamish.” Her covered hands slid up over your shoulders, momentarily cupping your cheeks before finding placement in your hair. She gently pulled, taking your face away from her neck so that she could see you. Alcina could have sworn your golden eyes were brighter yet clouded over with such a hungry glint. Her breath hitched. For a moment she thought you were falling into bloodlust – that something had triggered your senses, but another grind of your hips, this one slower, like you were drawing out the faint pressure on your clit, changed her mind. She forced herself to swallow, her throat now dry at the image of you craving to taste her. For a woman so in control, she found herself wanting you to bite and suck and mark her porcelain skin with tiny holes that only your teeth could create. The eye contact was intimate, romantic, even – a thousand words spoken in silence. She watched you move your body away just enough so that you could trail a menacing hand down to her boxers beneath her nightgown, cupping the bulge in your palm and squeezing until her lips parted and her bag arched. Neither wanted to undress; both still frightened by the cold, but you worked around it, pushing her gown up and pulling her black boxers down just enough for her dick to freely show. The sudden exposure of air caused Alcina to bite her lip in a failed attempt to stifle a whimper. Your ears perked up; you truly adored how noisy she got. With clumsy movements, you quickly straddled her again, your own gown pooling around her stomach, hand sliding down to find your underwear already damp and no doubt ruined. You could feel your wet leaking. Your fingers pulled the lining to the side, gathering sticky residue in the process. Alcina was about to tell you to start slow – just the tip so that you wouldn’t risk hurting yourself, but you were far too impatient. You sank down on her, earning a surprised gasp that melted into a moan. She was thick, but you sucked her sinfully; you had grown used to her – like your body was permanently molded by her. Wet sloshes filtered your hearing as your slick coated her cock, your hips circling and rolling like you couldn’t decide which movement felt better. She made another undignified noise, one so odd to hear from someone so regal.
Alcina’s hands flew to your hips in an effort to control your rhythm, only for you to grab them and hold them above her head. “Take it.” You breathed against her lips, close enough to touch but far away enough not to fully kiss. Alcina’s chest was already heaving; her head shook no, whining that she couldn’t latch onto your pink lips. You clicked your tongue, staring at her petulant face with an arched brow. “Words.” You sat up, tapping her wrists in a silent command that she keep them above her head before bringing your hands down, cupping her breasts and massaging them through her shirt. Alcina’s fingers locked around the wooden headboard; you took notice of how hard she was trying not to snap the wood in half.
She stuttered, struggling to get any words out, her voice cracking. ‘“Too fast!” The way your walls clenched and squeezed around her drove her crazy. She could feel every pulse around her tip. Her muscles were contracting in hopes of lasting longer. “I can’t, fuck – I can’t.”
A cruel smirk adorned your face as you watched her helplessly wiggle and squirm beneath you – unable to escape your relentless, pleasurable torture. You knew how quickly she’d finish if you didn’t start slow; you just didn’t care. She was warm, and she massaged the deepest parts of you to the point that you were selfishly focused on your own pleasure. Her noises were the prettiest, dirtiest melody you’d ever heard. Her ruling voice was reduced to pathetic whimpers and stammers.
“Just lie there, darling.” You interrupted one of her begs, one hand leaving her breast to wrap around her neck; you bent back down to obsess over the soft skin below the corner of her jaw once more. “Lie there and let me take what I want. Can you do that?”
She nodded, but really, what choice did she have?
Her mouth was open in constant moans, causing her lips to dry out and start chapping, but neither of you cared. You’ll wet them with kisses later. The bed was rocking, most likely squeaking louder than either of you realized. Alcina’s hands still held the headboard, but now you spotted a tiny crack that wasn’t there before. She was already overwhelmed, her balls tight and her stomach constricted until it hurt to breathe, and you were practically making out with her neck, soft squelched from your lips and the heat of your tongue burning her skin. Whatever this new fixation of yours is, it was destroying her composure.
“Oh, darling, please~” She was repeating your name as if she didn’t already have all of your attention. Like she wasn’t at the very center of your world right now. Her babbles didn’t make sense; they were just incoherent noises that sometimes made a proper word, but you knew what she was pleading so desperately for. You nodded, giving her permission and simultaneously deciding that she would have to keep going despite her sensitivity afterward. It wasn’t all your fault that she couldn’t last.
Alcina turned her head to place a lazy kiss on the top of your hair, keeping her face against you as her hips clumsily rocked upward, her voice breaking in low moans. You felt hot liquid paint your flesh, causing you to shiver and drive your body further against hers; hips aggressively rolling, her softening dick trapped in your ruthless pace.
Alcina’s eyes squeezed shut, her head aching, her bones melting into what felt like a sweaty puddle. She thinned her lips, forcing herself to swallow past her uncontrollable groans. It hurt – like ice and lava were being poured all over her abdomen, but at the same time, your panting and the inability to keep your mouth away from her skin was heavenly.
She felt your teeth poke at her neck but not break through the surface layer – as if you were too scared to commit. In an act of disobedience that she was sure she’d pay for later, Alcina’s hands retreated from the headboard, leaving behind several small cracks and dents, and instead wrapped themselves under your thighs.
Your mouth opened to scold, but she was faster. She lifted your hips with ease, allowing herself to thrust into you in a rougher rhythm. The sounds of your pussy engulfing her over and over again nearly sent your vision to white. “Just like that.” You breathed, “Keep going, darling.”
Alcina’s world narrowed down to your praise, her raw need returning to please you, to give you everything you wanted.
You swore she was going deeper, driving herself into you in such a poetic way that your legs started to tremble, your ears rang, your throat burned like no matter how hard you tried to breathe, the air wouldn’t come. You were hungry, starving, and boiling; a complete contrast to the wintry world outside of your lust-filled bubble. Alcina knew how to be good, knew how to please you – how to work your body to make you drunk on her thrusts. It happened too fast; your brain mushed and was out of control, your body taking over on pure instinct and sinful need. Your teeth dug into her neck, piercing the white skin and drawing a small scream from Alcina, temporarily halting her movements until the pain melted into sadistic pleasure. Your mouth didn’t fill with thick, red blood, but Alcina’s squirming and the second round of warm cum was enough to fill the void. Alcina lifted you again, shoving her own orgasm into you deeper, harder, faster; each thrust came with a grunt from equal parts overstimulation and effort. You could feel her essence leaking from your swollen hole, or maybe it was your own, or maybe even both. You didn’t realize you were cumming until your mouth fell from her skin, leaving behind a pattern of small, punctured holes. You gasped, the waves washing over you unexpectedly – it felt out of person, like your body wasn’t yours.
Alcina slowed out of pure exhaustion; you could hardly move to get off of her. Without grace, you rolled to the side, falling onto your back with a bounce, both of your night-gowns now ruined with cum. You felt suffocatingly full in the best way possible.
Alcina’s hand slowly reached out, feeling over the mark you left behind. “Feral little thing, aren’t you?” She spoke in fascination more to herself than to you. You blinked, becoming aware of the soft, silk sheets and the cotton duvet and the fact that you just bit your wife.
“Oh, my God!” You shot upright, wincing at the soreness that bloomed through your entire lower half. “Are you okay?”
Alcina chucked as you crawled on top of her to inspect the wound, which was already closing up. “I’ve had worse.” She pulled you down, finally kissing your lips, pouring herself into you and sucking your mouth at the same time. Her tongue met yours, tiredly moving against it until she pulled away, a string of saliva connecting you both. “Let’s clean up.” She whispered, eyes staring over your face like you were the most valuable treasure she’d slaughter men to protect. “Then we can discuss your…” She gestured to her neck in a waving motion, “Whatever that was.”
You could only nod, following her out of the bed, to which both of you remembered the aching cold that was now biting at every part of your body. Alcina shivered; you cussed, practically running to the bathroom. She watched in amusement, so sure that the castle had just shaken with each step, and awe that you somehow didn’t hit your head on the doorframe. Her neck was starting to sting, and she wobbled; her legs were now stiff. Maybe the cold affected you differently than it did her daughters – a theory that she pondered while walking to the bathroom. Maybe it made you hormonal, but how could she bring that question up to Mother Miranda in a normal way?
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The Book of Love
Pairing: Melissa Schemmenti x Reader
Summary: Melissa and August get to know each other better after the book signing…
A/N: It's been a month since I updated this one. 😬 Whoops! Oh, well. You all know I'm old and I never have any free time or energy to write anymore. Thanks for showing up anyway when I do finally manage to post. Enjoy!
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Chapter Four
*gives blushing alcina to the crowd*
melissa schemmenti x f!reader
tags: age gap, established relationship, domestic fluff, VERY fluff, kissing <3
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“Is this okay?”
“Hmm?”
“Am I doing it right?”
“What, honey?”
“Kissing, I mean.”
Melissa furrows her brow.
She’s lying beneath you on the couch, her red hair spread across the pillow, her cheeks flushed and her breathing ragged. Your question catches her off guard.
“Hmm, I don’t think there’s a right way to do it, hon,” she says, a little confused.
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Alcina x maiden
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this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.
Do yall think Leon forgot the Porsche in Resident evil requiem,,
Drunk Dial: Chapter Three
Summary: Melissa doesn't know what is going to kill her first: the guilt or watching you on your first date.
Warnings: Angst (I mean it's me after all)
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The day of the date with Wanda comes, you are excited…mostly. You and Wanda have been talking for days with plenty of flirting that sends you to bed thinking about a different redhead for the first time in months. So it isn’t the connection that is making you nervous; it is the fact that you haven’t been on a date since the failed attempt with Melissa, if you could even call that a date. To her, it hadn’t been so; maybe you needed to stop thinking of it that way. That meant the last time you had really been on a date had been years, though, which makes you even more nervous.
“Can you stop thinking so loudly?” Ava asks, pulling you from your anxiety. “I can just look at you and know that you are about to come apart. Just put this on.”
The Book of Love - Ch. 4 Preview
Pairing: Melissa Schemmenti x Reader
Summary: Melissa Schemmenti is single at last, and she's finally making time for herself again. That includes getting caught up on her favorite mystery series: The Acadia Reports by August Fletcher. And when an Abbott colleague informs her that the mysterious author is a Philly native with a book signing event coming up at a local bookstore, Melissa can hardly wait to meet her face-to-face.
A/N: Hello, dear readers! I've had a horrible mental health week, and I am desperately trying to save myself with the healing power of Melissa Schemmenti. Here's a sneak peak of the next chapter. Looking forward to finishing it and sharing it soon. Stay tuned!
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Chapter One
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Sandy Shores
Part 4, Part 5, Part 6
Melissa Schemmenti X Reader
Summary: a double date
A/n: probably 1-2 chapters left after this to wrap it up. Hope you guys like it so far 🩶
Warnings: jealousy, hurt/comfort, insecurity, fighting
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Later the following week Madi plans a double date out to one of the bars. You’re excited to meet the guy she’s crazy about. You’re also excited to go out with Melissa. As a coup- whatever you guys are. You haven’t really broached the topic.
You and Madi are getting ready. She talks you into a bold red lip that contrasts against your dark hair. She helped you straighten your curls adding soft waves to the ends.
You both packed you favorite cocktail dresses. Yours a short little black number with a low v-neck that showcases your soft curves and perky breasts. Madi’s was the same but in an eye-catching scarlet red.
You pull up your over-the-knee boots to match before looking over your look in the mirror. “Is this too much?”
Sandy Shores
Part 3, Part 4
Melissa Schemmenti X Reader
A/n: and we have smut. Not edited in the slightest but who cares. Bon appetite, babes.
Warnings: Smut. Fluff. Smut. And more smut.
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Madi comes back about 30 minutes later and finds you guys cuddled on the patio. The gasp was heard before she was seen and Melissa shushes her as she dog ears the page in her book. “So?!”
“So nothing…how was your date?”
Madi sits across from you both on the other couch looking back and for the between you two. “You two did more than I did, last night.”