0 Days without nonsense

32. she/they. Chronically ill lesbian who's a lil' batty 🏳️‍🌈 Minors DNI please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[coff-y]

Guys, bats SPLAT when they land

I saw this on TikTok (@ emaline.vadrouill) and it’s honestly the coolest thing. Apparently, not all bats do this—it’s mostly fruit bats! Instead of landing gracefully like birds, they just kinda… flop onto their chest or belly

They munch on some fruit, then push themselves back off to fly away (though sometimes it takes a few tries, especially if they’ve eaten too much lol)

[ghostlygreen-arts]

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[si3art]

Lady Dimitrescu~°•🖤🥀🥀🥀

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kittybroker]

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

[gayvampyr]

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

[britain-offical]

"I didn't see you at the club-" WELL I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE FOREST COLLECTING MOSS AND COOL ROCKS

[loveisinthebat]

Sat

[captainrufflebanger]

I understand that OTP can mean "one-time password" but receiving an email from a government website titled "Your OTP" is sure something. Character brainrot so bad even the government knows about it smh ✊😔

[vamplire]

evil vampire: who could possibly love me when i’m an evil vampire

me baring my neck: well

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

[boozerman]

RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE — Scenery (4/?)

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈