raccoon Yanis ultimate blog of bullshit

she/they

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

[crtastrophic]

i'm so proud of you for making it through all these spike traps so far! why not unwind for a while with this fishing minigame?

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O .

🐡 o

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o ° .

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[mad-hare]

Since I've never touched a baby bird but I've been curious: what does it feel like to touch the starling? Are they heavy or light? How do those quills feel? The weird fuzz and paper thin leathery skin? (Sorry if this comes across as weird, but I've been wondering pretty much my whole life)

The flesh of the animal is hotter than what you are used to, hotter than a human child or a young dog. The small body is dense to begin with, the adult bird will feel lighter than the offspring, though this may be merely an illusion of size. The skin is tissue thin, wrinkled, and moves under your fingers easily: this body is ready to expand at a seemingly unnatural pace. The pins come out at great bother to the animal, the feeling is similar to cat claws without the razor sharp tips. The feathers break out well formed, reducing the pin sheathes to dust. The thin, long, legs are not strong enough to support the body weight, the mouth is damp and lined with soft downwards facing "teeth" to encourage food down. Every day that passes the eyes look at you with more recognition, more judgement, more knowing.

[bonefarm]

[dinnerkingdedede]

Visit Original Link

I don’t care if anyone else made an audio YTP of this legendary post before me

[fruitsoftheape100]

will the heterosexuals receive your blessings of Fruit as well?

You Get Nothing

[thunderpibb]

happy pride month everyone

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

[obviously-student-deactivated20]

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[skarlettriott]

What even is Tumblr ??

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starrylolo]

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

[half-a-hetero]

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

[bees-with-tophats]

HAHAH

[frenchish-water]

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

[fishfrommars]

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

Are you straight?

don’t insult me

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[chuneedemarcu]

Took this pic it looked cool so i thought i should share

(I'm at my parents house btw)

[chuneedemarcu]

Cool air deffuser thinnggy - ✅

Sad book - ✅

Orange juice a bit too cold - ✅

Funky music - ✅

Ladies and others it's go time

[kiea233]

[chuneedemarcu]

I'd like to formally apologize to all British people. I'm not saying i did anything offensive to them , I'm just sorry due to the fact that they are british.

[purupurupikopuyo]

[goweninsane]

“If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen” what a fucking line. King

[timmysoldblog]

[desinteresse]

Okay time to put some blood into someone or whatever

[desinteresse]

Feeling like a vampire with a feeding kink ❤️