Complaint Department

A simple blog where you can vent your Cherp frustrations or even praise others! Please note: Asks will be monitored for content.

[mxrp-official-steve]

is it true that in order to join mxrp 2 we're going to have to write a 5 page essay on how you aren't bald? Asking for a friend who knows the truth and went blind from your shiny head.

I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR

[churb]

I can 100% promise you Steve is bald. I've met him IRL. Not a hair to be seen. The sun shining off his scalp could blind a man.

[mxrp-official-steve]

IM NOT BALD IM NOT BALD IM NOT! YOUVE SEEN ME! I HAVE HAAAIIIRRR!!!!

[churb]

[mxrp-official-steve]

I HAVE HAIR!!!!! STOP LYING TO THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE ME AND THEYLL STOP LOVING ME IF THEY THINK IM BALD! STOP!

[churb]

[mxrp-official-steve]

is it true that in order to join mxrp 2 we're going to have to write a 5 page essay on how you aren't bald? Asking for a friend who knows the truth and went blind from your shiny head.

I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR

[churb]

I can 100% promise you Steve is bald. I've met him IRL. Not a hair to be seen. The sun shining off his scalp could blind a man.

[mxrp-official-steve]

IM NOT BALD IM NOT BALD IM NOT! YOUVE SEEN ME! I HAVE HAAAIIIRRR!!!!

[churb]

[mxrp-official-steve]

is it true that in order to join mxrp 2 we're going to have to write a 5 page essay on how you aren't bald? Asking for a friend who knows the truth and went blind from your shiny head.

I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR I HAVE HAIR

[churb]

I can 100% promise you Steve is bald. I've met him IRL. Not a hair to be seen. The sun shining off his scalp could blind a man.

[zahkara]

Anyone else seein that one prompt that's like 'for a franchise older than I' for a franchise from 2015.... I wanna believe it's just hyperbole but ....

[mxrp-official-steve]

Your December 3rd PARPdate: Other Projects Edition

Hey there folks! Steve here, as usual, for your PARPdate!

This one's short and sweet: not much progress has been made but I can say with certainty we'll be getting back onto it soon. This month is empty because Hex has been called to work more heavily on whatever that there funny Cardinal thing the Cherp goobers're cooking up in their garage is. I assume it's like, a car or something. That's what people build in those.

On that note, MAN am I excited for Cardinal. Don't mean to gas up our sister site too much, but I've had some GREAT stuff running on cherp for a while. If yall haven't tried it out yet, give em a shot.

Genuinely though, that's kinda it. Slow couple of months, but ideally we'll be back on it soon!

[churb]

Ooooh my god I'd be SO tempted to at least peek at chats. Like. Oh man. I'd be curious about other folks writin'. I'd wanna peep so I could see all the different like... Ways folk write.

[cherpbooboo]

if i had a nickel for every time one of my partners asked if we could move to discord because it would make it 'easier', they create a whole server with like 20+ channels but we only ever use 1, and they disappear after like 3 more responses i would have 2 nickels.

which isn't a lot, but it's weird (and frustrating) that it's happened twice.

Omggg???? No I wouldn’t do that, we could exchange discord to hash out ideas but we aren’t moving the rp

[churb]

This happens to me a ton. I just started saying "We can exchange names, but noo." Because I LOATHE RPing on Discord

[churb]

I really wanna draw the "Busty Cavewoman" now.

Like. Gonna channel The Flintstones and draw me a real caked up lady

[mxrp-official-steve]

Your April 2nd Parpdate: More like Ruby on Fails edition.

Ok so this one is semi-negative so buckle up, there's gonna be a TL;DR at the bottom too for those looking for the bullet points on all this.

Dev has officially resumed, but with it we've run into the same bug that was beshitting things up before with the javascript module packing. On top of being merely annoying, this has also put some things into perspective for us, especially after the beta.

The long and short here is this; after re-reviewing the feedback and keeping our ears to the ground, we've come to the conclusion that we're going to be starting over with a new codebase. There are things that Hex'll be able to reuse from the RoR codebase, so it's not gonna be a hard from-nothing redo, but we will be starting over after some consideration.

I would also be remiss not to bring up the Other Reason why we're considering this. Full transparency here; me and Hex both kinda feel like we dropped the ball on the beta. We went in too hard, too soon, an what we put out wasn't what people were expecting. In this one of the primary points of contention was that the site didn't function enough like MxRP- which is a complaint that Ruby On Rails has been fighting us tooth and nail on rectifying. We've discovered the hard way that going against its conventions ranges from difficult to impossible- adding to the feeling that a refresh might be needed going forward for The Great Reconstruction Of Msparp. To move forward, we're gonna need a different codebase that'll actually do what we want it to.

TL;DR Dev has resumed, but from the start due to Ruby on Rails not quite working the way we need it to.

Me and Hex feel like we dropped the ball with the beta, so we'd like to try un-dropping it as much as possible

The beta site will not be going down.

Your logs are safe.

Happy homestuck month, you NERDS.

[chaosxgrrl-deactivated20260225]

god the way i’m immediately back into doing roleplay and looking at homestuck to do such is just.,, i’m not even ashamed bye.

*not so subtle attempt to garner any gleaning of information about where the roleplay be at these days bc last time i did any serious RP it was on AIM*

[churb]

You'll find most HS RP happening ot Cherp.com.MXRP too, when itt's up but right now it's being reworked.

[churb]

having a DELIGHTFUL time... found someone looking for a scenario ive been wanting to play for ages in a fandom that doesnt get a lot of love on cherp and they nail the character voice perfectly. wishing a similar bounty to all who see this.

Oooh lucky anon! May your RP be strong like some strong animal! May we all share in this luck and find partners aplenty.

[churb]

my crops are wilting... wrote a lengthy starter for a prompt that wasn't even mine a week ago and no response yet, my one partner who responds daily has been missing for days now, my current unanswered are giving me one paragraph for every three i write...

Oh Anon, I feel you. Hopefully things pick up Y_Y

[churb]

Steve and I are SO mad this show is giving us emotions

[churb]

THEY KILLED JT, BLOT! THEY KILLED HIM!

THEY FUCKING KILLED HIMMMMMMMMM

[churb]

am i weird for not liking it when people refer to their characters in first person? like, discussing kinks and them saying "i dont like it when im the one doing it but im fine having it done to me" in terms of like. a roleplay. it just gives me a weird vibe

Oh no I hate that too. That, for me, is auto no. Like. I need to make sure that there's a *clear* divide between character and player. Now if they say "If my partner is into it" I get it they mean "If my RP partner is into it". But if I feel that it's not clear enough? I'm splitsville.

[churb]

I need y'all to know Steve and I are watching degrassi next gen, and if they mention homestuck we're gonna go feral.

[churb]

saw a prompt that the premise was a char has the same mental disorder as i do and like. remembering that first spiral downward? when it was all starting to become like, noticable?

gooooddddd.

it makes me realize that despite all the fuckin' meds im on, i'm not doin any better.