CINEMATIC THICKENINGS
Pfatter U is lucky enough to have our newest Professor in Lipidology, Dr. C. Dance, working in our Human Performance lab, making some exciting modifications to our Thickening Machine prototypes.
As he inflates our very willing student test subjects, he’s able to capture the transformation in very cinematic detail. While his salary is costly, we hope to continue to fund Dr. C. Dance’s work and feature it on Pfatter U’s Patreon - like Kevin here, who signed up for 100 extra lbs and ended up for triple what he bargained for!
Join our Senior Class tier to enjoy all two+ minutes of our new professor’s footage! 🐷😉
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